Me: This chapter, is about kitty costumes, vibrators, and anything else I can think of.

Lyserg: This isn't a story, stories have plots!

Hao: But I like this one, you don't have to do any thinking.

Me: … I am also thinking of another Hao/Lyserg fic, but only until I get done with this one. Anyways, let's go!

CHAPTER 7

Lyserg was done getting dressed and made Hao and himself scrambled eggs, toast, and bacon. He was lucky to find a store with American food. Don't get him wrong, he liked fish and all that stuff, but it gets old! Morphine looked at her master in concern, knowing he was sore (Morphine accepts this relationship and is just happy that Lyserg is happy). Lyserg smiled at the fairy and tried to assure her that he was fine. "We haven't used anything dangerous yet. Odd though, it's already been four days… hopefully this luck will last," Lyserg said. Lyserg was used to cooking for himself and being alone, so he wasn't incompetent, and cooked a nice breakfast for him and Hao. Without getting burned or setting the house on fire. "What is this stuff?" Hao asked.

"Breakfast," Lyserg said. Hao looked at it with disgust. "Humans eat this food- "Technically shamans are humans Hao." Lyserg said as he sat down at the table. Hao decided not to argue with Lyserg and chewed into the food. It wasn't that bad, but Hao didn't want to admit it. Lyserg sighed and once he was done with his food, he was going to put his plate away when Hao stopped him. "What?" Lyserg asked. Hao frowned. "You're not eating enough," Hao said. Lyserg rolled his eyes and moved Hao away so he would wash his plate. Hao pouted and put his plate away also.

Then they went back into the room again. Lyserg reading a book, and Hao was just watching him. The emerald eyes of Lyserg tried to focus on his book instead of trying to glare at Hao, but it kept bothering him. Finally... "Hao, what is it?" Lyserg asked. The pyromaniac bit his lip, then asked, "Do you like cats Lyserg?". Okay... what kind of question is that! "Um... they are nice creatures, ye- "Would you like to become one?" Hao asked. Lyserg was confused. "What do you- Whoa! Is this like that- "Kind of like pony play, but I think cats are much cuter. Don't you?" Hao asked. Lyserg saw the look and Hao's eyes and gulped. His pulse was quickening, sweat was running down the side of his face, and he knew this was going to end badly (maybe for him, but not me!). "I'll take that as a yes," Hao said and walked off somewhere in the house.

The other boy was in such a deep shock that he didn't move from the spot. WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED! Hao came dashing back with what looked to be a pirate's treasure chest. "Here it is, all of the costumes I packed- "Where did you get tho- "From the author (I know, I'm a total perv for a thirteen year old girl)!" Hao exclaimed. Lyserg sighed. Great, he just knew how to pick them. But then again, just the thought of being with Ryu made him want to jump into Hao's arms in a heart beat! "So what color ears, white or black?" Hao asked. Lyserg blushed then said, "White,". Hao dug into the chest to try to find those white cat ears. Hao cried out in success as he found those pair of ears, pulled them out, and handed them to Lyserg.

The aqua haired boy took them reluctantly and put them over his head. They were a comfy and fuzzy headband with little white cat ears that made him look even more cuter. "Now I'm going to find a suitable shirt and short shorts, and of course your paws for your hands and feet and a kitty tail. And I'm going to get something I want to personally use." Hao said. Lyserg had a sweatdrop on his cheek. This was SO going to be worse than that pony play thing they did. Even though it was... the oddest thing he'd ever done in his life, he liked it. Hao kept digging through the chest and Lyserg looked over his shoulder.

Apparently Hao collected a bunch of leather, whips, chains, handcuffs, vibrators, and other assorted unmentionables. "Hao... when did you get this stuff again?" Lyserg asked. Hao smiled and said, "From the author!". Hao then handed Lyserg two pairs of paws, a shirt and shorts. Hao then pulled out a whip and a rope. "Go into the other room and change," Hao asked. Lyserg nodded and went to the bathroom. He unbuttoned his light green shirt and let it slide to the floor. He instead replaced it with a skin tight shirt that stopped about an inch or two away from his inticing belly button. Then he unzipped his pants and pushed them aside, and tried on the leather shorts. They were white in color like the shirt, and left nothing to the imagine. He put on the white paws and started walking back to the room.

When he opened the door, he gasped. Hao was sitting on the edge of the mattress, stroking himself. He chest was bare and his pants were unzipped. His hand lazily stroking himself, locking eyes with Lyserg. "Cats don't walk, crawl to me Lyserg." Hao said. Lyserg got on all fours and stalked over to Hao. He seemed to fit the part and when he was between Hao's legs he pushed the hand aside and rubbed his cheek against Hao's erection, purring (Lyserg: There is no way in hell I would do that/ Me: Shut up!). Hao pushed his face away and waved the handcuffs in mid air. "Turn around," Hao said. Lyserg did and felt his arms being pulled behind his back. Now that the handcuffs were securely in place, Hao unzipped the leather shorts and pulled them down to Lyserg's knees.

"Oh!" Lyserg gasped as he felt something enter him. It was a kitty tail with a vibrator inside him that was attached to it. Hao decided it was stupid for the shorts to be there and told Lyserg to take them off. Lyserg did and then felt something swat his bum. He looked behind him to see his kitty tail, and saw in Hao's hands a remote. Oh crap... "How'd you like that love?" Hao asked. He pressed a button and the vibrations started again and he moaned. Hao pulled him to the mattress and Lyserg's face was resting against the pillows. All he could do was moan and lose himself to the sensations. Hao was definitely loving this. He turned it off and... THWACK!

A hot sting against Lyserg's back, making him cry out in pain. He turned to see it was the whip. "Don't worry, you won't have any scars." Hao said and... THWACK! THWACK! Lyserg's legs were assaulted by the whip and they were shaking. Lyserg couldn't believe it was happening, but he was getting hard from it. THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! Lyserg started biting his lip, not wanting to admit he liked it. The whip stopped and there was a thud. Hao had thrown it aside and used the remote again. "You know, I'm starting to think that giving you the shirt was a stupid idea." Hao said. He ripped the shirt off, Lyserg being started by this. Now he was naked except of the paws, tail, and ears. Hao pulled out the key to the handcuffs and unlocked it.

Turning on the vibrator again, and making Lyserg buck his hips blindly. Hao kept it on, and started stroking Lyserg. He made Lyserg suck his cock as he let the vibrator do the work. Lyserg sucked at the tip and his hands played with Hao's balls. Then he did what he knew Hao wanted and took all of him in his mouth. Lightly grazing his teeth along only made Hao moan eve louder. "Yeah... oh yeah..." Hao moaned. The fire shaman came into Lyserg's mouth, said boy greedily swallowed all of his cum. Hao tasted kind of good in Lyserg's opinion. Hao now setting the vibrator to a higher settings, making Lyserg moan louder. He picked up the pace with his pumping. Lyserg's climax started building up inside and couldn't take it anymore. His cum spilled in Hao's hand, limping and falling into Hao's arms.

Hao smiled. He removed his pants and pulled Lyserg into his lap. Just seeing Lyserg like this made him hard again, and Lyserg tried to find a position were Hao's erection didn't poke at his thighs. It rested between his butt cheeks, making Lyserg blushed. He looked at Hao and Hao was just rubbing his back. Kissing each other until Lyserg urged for more. Hao's hands found themselves at Lyserg's entrance. Teasing him by circling his fingers around it, not thrusting inside him. Lyserg tried to buck to the hands, crying out for Hao to fuck him. Hao forcefully thrust into Lyserg, and let him set the pace.

The green haired boy lifted his hips up and down as fast as he could. All he could see was white stars and tried to go faster. Hao was moving in rhythm with Lyserg as well, grabbing at his cock. "Oh Hao... oh... Hao!" Lyserg screamed. Hao was grunting, sweat dripping down his form. Both came at the same time, covered in Lyserg's cum. They stayed there for a minute, trying to catch their breaths. Hao smiled and kissed Lyserg's ear. "Thank you," he said (OMG! I had a heart attack! Hao just said thank you!). Lyserg looked at Hao's smiling face and smiled back. "Your welcome, it was actually kind of fun." Lyserg said. Then the phone rang again.

Lyserg got off of Hao, whimpering at the loss of being filled and answered the phone. "Hello, Asakura residence, Lyserg speaking- "Lyserg, I just heard from Yoh told me some of the things you and Hao did." Anna said. Lyserg blushed and glared at Hao. So that's what they were talking about. "Oh- "And your helping Yoh with the repairs before going back to England." and with that, Anna hung up. Lyserg sighed and told Hao what happened. Hao just laughed...

CHAPTER 7 OVER

Me: I like cats...

Lyserg: ...

Hao: I like this chapter... -smiles evilly-

Me: ... read and review... Hao, don't do that. It's scary...