This was inspired by Nedunque, after I randomly thought of Kai, and his swing.
I told you that it would be OOC and stereotypical, but now that I added a joke to it, I can't resist.
And this is dedicated to Jess. Because she loves Gay!Kai.
Disclaimer: Nothing.
-Kai Swings Both Ways-
Yes, it's true, Hiwatari, Kai swings both ways.
He often goes to the park, just a block down from his apartment, and spends hours sitting on the swing. Sometimes, he contemplates his job, and his life, but usually, he sits and muses nothing but un-important things and the weather. He tries not to take life too seriously anymore. Life can be fun.
And Kai too, had to find happiness.
He swings both ways.
Kai is gay. He had no qualms about revealing the truth about his preference to the world. And so, just like any gay man, Kai lives in the gay community.
Lovers often gather at the park and sit quietly on a bench, holding each other close, or lie snuggled up in the grass. There are only swings because Kai maintains them. If one breaks, or gets tangled, he invests a little money and fixes it. He enjoys spending hours, sitting in the gay park, on his swings and sometimes watches the flowers grow. There's a patch of red flowers near the swings, and the spring time has helped yellow ones grow up beside them. Mind you, there are flowers everywhere. They made the park luxurious and relaxing.
When the sun is especially bright out, Kai brings his gay lover with him, and other couples become jealous of how beautiful they are together. Kai loves being with Rei more than life itself, and life is always fun with Rei. Sometimes, they sit side by side, on the swings and hold hands. They always talk, and smile, and kiss so lovingly that they loose themselves in their perfect world. But most often, Rei swings with Kai. He sits on his lover's lap and they swing together.
Kai likes to swing both ways and have Rei hold on tight.
Oh, No, Kai doesn't swing both ways, like that.
He doesn't really like girls, at all.
He swings back and forth, because it is way too hard to go from left to right, as Rei sits on his lap, and laughs with him.
-EndE-
For something with a bad play-on pun, awkward characterization, first person tense, and sterotypical Gay-ness, I actually quite like it.