A/N: Ok here is my next chapter. I hope you enjoy it…sorry if some of the characters are OOC. One more thing when I say Harry said I mean Harry said in Dracos body and the same for Draco, I just wanted to clear that up
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Chapter 3:
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BODY!" Harry shouted like a madman as he started to shake his body.
"I should be asking you the same question!" His body answered back boldly.
"YOU TELL ME FIRST!" Harry shouted.
"Ok, you need to take a chill pill" His body answered "seriously Potter, Crabbe could figure this out faster than you"
"How'd you know it was me?" Harry asked
His body rolled his eyes at him than said "Honestly potter, you are in the body of the wonderful Handsome Draco Malfoy. There is some unknown person in your body who could it be?"
Harry had to think about this for a few minuets "I KNOW! YOU'RE DRACO MALFOY! You're on a mission for Voldemort aren't you? You're going to hand my body over to him and kill me or..." Harry said as he started coming up with all sorts of evil plans that Voldemort could have cooked up.
"Potter…"Draco said pinching the bridge of his nose "There are a few things that you have over looked in your theories: One I'm not a death eater Two taking your body to voldemort and killing it would only kill me, not you. And three I AM NOT A DEATH EATER!"
"Well maybe you're right… but then why am I in your body and why are you in mine?" Harry said
"I don't know why you don't go ask Granger" Draco said starting to get a little fed up
"NO! We can't let anybody know that we are in each others bodies! We have to pretend to be each other!" Harry said desperately "Everyone would accuse me of being jealous of you so I switched bodies with you"
"Fine" Draco replied "Well go on if we have to be each other we have to know each other"
"Ok well like what?" Harry asked shyly
"Ugh how thick can you be? here Ill go first" Draco said as he started telling Harry all about himself.
After they told each other everything Harry said "Ok so you dont have a girlfriend, you hang out with Crabbe and Goyel and sometimes Blaise, you aren't a death eater, your father is dead and your mother is not a death eater, if pansy comes near me I should leave the room, and your schedule is on your dresser in your room. Did I get every thing?" Harry said reciting what Draco had told him
"Good. Now its my turn. Hermione is your girlfriend" Draco gagged at the thought of having to pretend to be her boyfriend "Your parents are both dead, Weasly and Granger are your friends, and yor scedual is in your brown bag next to your bed, and Thomas, Finnigan, and Weasly are you roommates" Draco said disgusted on the though of having to share a room with other people. He always Had his own room; His Mother always said that he deserved the best.
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Draco decided to go and look for Granger and the Weasel. He walked around until he felt someone grab him from behind.
"Oh Harry are you ok what happened in the sick bay? Where have you been?" Hermione said as she gave Draco the tightest hug he had ever had
"Get off of me Grang-I mean I'm ok now Hermione I was just a bit out of sorts before" He said correcting himself
Hermione gave him a strange look as if she didn't believe him. Draco stared at her then his eyes drifted down her body. Draco had to admit she was pretty hot…Who was he trying to kid she had a better body than pansy! And Pansy was really hot. He wondered why he had never noticed her before.
"Your really hot you know that Gr-Hermione" Draco said all of the sudden
She blushed "Y-you've never told me that before H-Harry"
Draco looked astounded; Potthead had never told his girlfriend that she was hot before? He decided that now was time to put his charm into play
"Really because you are definitely the hottest girl in Hogwarts" He said seductively as he stood behind her, breathing onto her neck.
He had decided that this wouldn't be so bad. He gets to make out with a hot girl all the time without having to worry about commitment. This made him think back to all his previous girlfriends. None had ever lasted longer than two weeks.
He started to kiss her neck as she moaned "Harry we should stop"
No girl had ever told him to stop they usually got mad when he stopped.
"Ok sorry I just got carried away" He said a little bit disappointed
"That's ok. I just don't think I'm ready for that yet" She said innocently "Come on lets go get lunch" She said as she grabbed his hand and pulled him into the great hall. Suddenly they were stopped By a very Mad Draco Malfoy
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Harry decided to go get some lunch. As he walked into the hall He saw Himself kissing Hermione's neck! That Basterd! They started to walk into the great hall. He ran up to them and said "Hermione! Get away from that slimy git!"
"Go away Ferret! Your unwanted here!" Draco said
"Get off of her you arrogant git"
"Why don't you make me?" Draco said starting to have fun with this
"Fine! Then I will!" Harry said as he leaped on to Malfoy and they started punching each other. Then Draco then remembered that he was Harry and he knew he could beat the living crap out of Harry but then the whole school would see Harry beating Draco and he didn't want that on his record. So he didn't punch as hard and pretended to be getting whipped by Harry
"Ooh ow please I beg of you stop!" Draco whined looking very pathetic
"Took enough Malf-Potter"Harry said
Harry started to hear people whisper to one another "Boy did Harry get whipped!" and "Wow Malfoys a good fighter!" Then he realized why he had one! Malfoy had made it look everyone think that he had won and that Harry lost!
"Go away Malfoy you evil little git! We don't want to talk to you or even want to be in the same vicinity as you!" Hermione growled with venom dripping from her mouth with every word she spoke
Harry immediately turned around and walked away quickly.
"Oh Harry are you ok?" She asked as she cradled Dracos head on her lap.
Draco was actually enjoying this having all this attention from any hot chick would make him Happy. He stood up pretending to be in pain "I'll be ok but for now I need to eat" He said limping slowly over to the Griffendor table. He actually was very hungry because he hadn't eaten since dinner yesterday.
He sat down on his chair and served himself some food. Hermione and Ron exchanged glances before Ron started eating like a barbarian. Draco looked at him disgusted as he cut his chicken neatly.
"Harry since when Have you had such good manners?" Hermione said looking at Harry strangely again
"Umm.. I've always had manners I just chose not to use them" Draco said not quite sure what to say
She looked at him like she didn't believe him, but then went back to her food
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Harry didn't know what to say. He had never noticed Hermione being so mean to Malfoy. He decided to skip lunch and go get the schedule for his next class. He walked to the Slytherin common room. Once he got there he looked at the painting and realized that he didn't know the password
"Crap crap! Bloody hell how stupid can you get? I guess Ill just have to wait for someone to come then I'll ask them the passward" He said as he leaned against the wall. He waited for a few minuets before some Slytherin first year walked by.
"Hey you!" he yelled as the little boy tuned around "What's the password?"
"It's..Its G-Gryffindors are all s-s-s-scum" He said trembling in fear at the very tall Draco Malfoy standing in front of him
"Uh thanks" Harry said quietly as the boy ran away from him.
"I wonder why He was scared of me. Malfoys favorite pastime is probably tormenting small kids"
He walked into the common room. It was just as it had been in his second year. He walked up some stairs not knowing if they were the boys' dorms or the girls. as soon as he had got halfway up they turned into a slide and he slide down them like a slide. he swore rubbed his head and headed up the other stairs. "Bloody stairs always out to get you" He walked up the stairs. He had to check in a few rooms to see it they were Dracos, after a few minuets he found a door that had a few smudged kisses on it. "Looks like I found it. God what do girls see in him" He said as he opened the door and walked in.
He looked around until he found the dresser and grabbed his schedule. "Lets see, Next I have Potions with Gryffindor, How could I forget" he sad as he looked through the bag Draco had laying on the floor. He of course has the best of everything. Harry rolled his eyes at the fact that he had a peacock feather. He picked up his bag and headed to the dungeons
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After Draco Had finished his lunch he, Hermione and Ron Made their way down to the potions room as Ron and Hermione Talked about Wiffers a creature they had been studying in care of Magical Creatures or as Draco liked to call it Hell. As they walked into the room they heard Snape Sneer at them "20 points from Gryffindor"
"But we didn't do anything?" Ron said glaring.
"15 for talking back" Snape drawled
They went to sit down as to not lose any more points. They made their potions quietly. When Draco was done his potion he looked at it, it was a perfect shade of blue. Snape then walked by, looked at his potion and said "Mr. Potter your potion is a disaster! 20 points gone! Now I suggest you try again. But this time make it right" Snape swished his want over Dracos potion and it disappeared. Snape then walked over to Harry's potion which was a very ugly shade of puke green and was bubbling over his cauldron.
"Good mister Malfoy" Snape said as he walked past Harry. Harry looked quite confused but then smiled at his work.
Draco found this the most unfair thing he had ever witnessed!
"My Potion was better than his" he said to the frustrated looking Hermione sitting beside him
"Oh don't worry about it sweetie. It's only because he favors Malfoy" She said as she leaned over and gave him a kiss on the cheek.
He looked away and smiled, he suddenly frowned. "That was Hermione that gave you the kiss eww!" He thought as he wiped his face with his hand.
He looked back at Harry who was now dumping a pile of slugs into his potion. "Potter really does suck at potions" Draco thought as he watched the amusing show as Harry's cauldron started spitting out little things that would hit Potter on the face then stick there. After a while of Potter trying to stop it by using random spells on it which usually ended up making the potion even worse, Snape walked over and waved his wand over it the same way he had done to Dracos. Harry then got up and walked out of the room presumably going to the sick bay. After he left everybody burst out t laughing at the sad but hilarious mass that surrounded Harry work area.
They all left the room laughing as Draco thought to himself "That wasn't a bad class"
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Ok so that was a really bad chapter in my opinion…Please review anyway