here you go my next chapter... ok so its really short but its funny i think...anyway it was fun to wright so read and review!

Chapter 4:

Draco was sitting in the Gryffindor common room looking board. Hermione was doing her homework like she had for the past four hours and Ron had detention for transfiguring Neville into a duck with purple spots. Draco however had no intention as to doing his homework or cleaning all 528 trophies in the trophy room. So he sat on the couch in the common room staring at Hermione.

"Harry would you please stop staring?" She would say

"But I can't stop looking at you snoogie-woogums" he would reply

"Harry…"

"I'm sorry Hermione but you are just so cute and adorable I can't look away" Draco said pinching her cheeks "so really it's your fault for being so good looking"

This always made her bush and go back to her work. Draco always had fun doing this. He was about to complain that he never gets any kisses from her when a very filthy, smelly Ron came Barging into the common room.

"I hate doing detentions" Ron said

"Next time don't configure people into ducks" Draco said

"I didn't mean to!"

"Well you did"

"I tried to fix it but it only-"

"Made it worse" Draco finished

"Ron you should go study so that it doesn't happen again" Hermione said sounding remarkably like McGonagall

"But I don't Waaaaannna" Ron whined

"Ronald!" Hermione said

"Ron you really should listen to Hermione and go study" Draco said "This is a matter of life and death! Next time it could be…YOU!" He said pointing a finger between Rons eyes.

"What? Who? Where!" Ron looked around his eyes darting from place to place

"Let me tell you about a story of a young Hufflepuff boy who didn't study for transfiguration" Draco said in his best campfire story voice "He was so bad at it that he would always turn someone into something. Usually just things that could be turned back easily but not this time" Draco said as he waved his wand so that the lights went out and he held up his wand as a flashlight under his chin "One day when he was in 5th year he accidentally turned his friend Jim into a pink elephant with fur, wings and fangs He was a PINK-FURRY-WINGED-VAMPIRE-ELEPHANT!" He said spookily as Rons face turned to horror "And do you want to know what happened to this sad mutant boy? The teachers didn't know how to turn him back so they banished him into the forest that is behind this very school. Later that year as the little Hufflepuff boy was going to sleep he heard a sound…"

"W-W-what k-kind of s-s-sound?" Ron said with a look of pure terror on his face

It took Draco every inch of restraint in him to keep him from laughing but he managed and went on with the story "It was a stomping sound. The boy sat up and looked around. Nothing was there. So he tried to go back to sleep telling himself that it was his imagination. Then he heard it again. THUMP, THUMP, THUMP. This time he was sure it was real. He turned around to find Jim, the freak elephant looking at him with bloodthirsty eyes. His last words were: I should have studied harder in transfiguration. The next morning they found his body lifeless, trampled and drained of all its blood. They say that Jim is still out there. Looking for the next kid who decides to not study for transfiguration" Draco said concluding his story as he flicked out his wand and tuned the lights back on.

He then looked at back at Ron whose face looked as if he had just seen a killer rip out the lungs of a guy then beat him to death with them.

"I-I n-need to g-go to the l-l-l-library and d-do s-some s-s-studying" Ron said as he left with the same look on his face

As soon as they saw the portrait close both Draco and Hermione Bust out laughing and rolling around on the floor

"Did you… see… his… face?" Draco said between his laughter

"Ha Ha now THAT was priceless" Hermione said still rolling around on the floor clutching her sides.

Draco looked at her. Her beautiful face laughing. He thought about her fondly for a few moments before stopping all of the sudden "Wait! This is Granger I'm thinking about! Goody-goody know-it-all mudblood Granger!" he thought hitting himself on the head much like dobby had in second year. He looked at Hermione who had gone back to her homework sniggering every so often. Then he looked back at the ceiling. He then stood up and sat back down on the couch "Draco my boy you are seriously messed up" He thought as he walked slowly up to Harrys dorm.

there it was. i think i update soon if i get lots of reviews...so if you want a new chapter review!