Daisies and Deodorant
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REVIEWS
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Yay! Reviewers/Does a little happy dance/ Because 1.) I think it is easier to write dialogue 2.) People think it's funnier 3.) It takes a lot less time I've reverted back to dialogue for this chapter. Please read the authors notes at the bottom to see what the system is, thanks.
Guiltshow: Very, very cute. / I can't wait for the next chapter. / My favorite like is - 'Doe-doe!' / Good luck. - JH
Me: Lol that doe-doe part was the most fun to write… thank you… I'm uploading the new (dialogue) chapter now…
ShadowKing2: you ignorant moron you forgot all about the sleepover part
Me: Please refer to Chapter 2's author's note…
csister: Write more!
Me: I will! Hopefully…
Animesoul167: That was a great story. I'm gonna be laughing for a while now! Can't wait for the sleep over!
Me: Thank you… oddly, my beta-reader has not replied… TT Oh well, get on without her… Yes! First part of sleepover! Done!
Kiyoshi-chan: Oh God, this is great! Freaking hilarious! By the way, you said 'Damn, this is going to be fun.' don't you mean funnier, 'cause this is already fun! -(Quiet child)
P.S. I miss the dialogue...
Me: Lol I know it's not as funny when you have to read through mounds and mounds of writing… so this chapter I'll make it all easier for you!
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The Shinobi Girls Club of DOOM! stage show
EXTRA
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(Shikamaru walks on stage)
Shika: (ahem) (straightens shirt and leans forward to mike) Today, we will blah blah, bluh bluh bluh, blah blah blah bluh blah blah bluh blah bluh blah bluh blah blah blah bluh bluh (coughcough) ahem blah blah blah bluh bluh bluh… bluh blah… therefore please enjoy the show.
(walks off stage)
Ino: NOOOOOO!
Tenten: What's wrong, Ino?
Ino: MY CINNAMON LOTION!
Tenten?
Ino: (holds up empty bottle) What the heck happened to my lotion!
Tenten: You used it all up…?
Ino: No I didn't! I just bought it yesterday!
Hinata: (holding stomach) Ugh…
Tenten: What's wrong, Hinata?
Hinata: I have a stomachache…
Tenten: Do you have any idea why?
Hinata: It may have something to do with my toast this morning…
Tenten: Toast? Is that why I see crumbs in the treehouse?
Hinata: Yeah… it was good though… I really like your butter Tenten.
Tenten: …butter?
Hinata: Yeah, that bottle of cinnamon butter. It was so good I ate it all.
Tenten: OO!
Ino: NOOOOOOOOOOO! MY CINNAMON LOTION!
Hinata: …cinnamon lotion?
the end
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Chapter 3
The Starburst Incident
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Naruto's world. However, I do own this story. So don't you DARE steal my story idea and plot or I will HUNT YOU DOWN! …thank you
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"Those are mine!"
"Mine, you stupid Ino-pig!"
"Sakura-forehead!"
"Oink, oink!"
"Ooh! Look at me! I can post ads on my forehead because IT'S SO FRICKIN BIG!"
"What did you just say hog?"
"HOG!"
"Yeah, go roll back into that mud pit of yours and drown in your own crap!"
"A-ano… s-should you be using w-words like that…? N-Neji-niisan a-and F-father both tell me i-it's…"
"It's what, Hinata? Huh? What else should I say to that—that, that annoying pink-haired blob?"
"Pink-haired blob!"
"…it's unlady-like…"
"It's what? Sorry Hi-na-ta I totally can't hear you because of that hog-hag's oinking!"
"I-it's UNLADY-LIKE!"
"Screw unlady-like!"
"Ow! Stop pulling my hair!"
"Give me back my starburst! Those are mine! MINE!"
"No way! These were mine first!"
"Fine!"
"OW!"
"What are you two doing?"
"SHE WON'T GIVE ME BACK MY STARBURST!"
"Those were mine first! FIRST! See these starburst wrappers? Where'd I get these? Huh? HUH!"
"You got them after you stole them!"
"Hinata, who's starburst was it?"
"…"
"It was mine! Hinata, say it was mine!"
"No way, Geicko save millions of dollars, those were mine first!"
"What did you say?"
"You're a billboard remember?"
"Ino!"
"Here."
"HEY!"
"Tenten give that back! Why'd you steal my starburst?"
"YOUR starburst? How many times do I have to tell you, those are mine!"
"…"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Tenten you are evil!"
"Too bad. I ate the last one."
"No! It was pink too. My favorite flavor!"
"Your favorite flavor? It was MY starburst!"
"Can we please stop talking about starburst? What a stupid way to start a sleepover with…"
"…"
"…"
"…it's all her fault."
"MY fault? You stole my starburst!"
"No, it was—"
"SHUT UP!"
"…"
"…"
"…woah Hinata, I didn't know you had it in you."
"Thank you. Can we please g-get started now?"
"Alright, alright."
"THESE ARE MINE!"
"What! But I like sour cream and onion chips too!"
"Too bad Sakura-forehead, these are now mine!"
"You have to share! That's what a club is all about!"
"Well you stole my starburst! All you had to do was ask!"
"I didn't steal it! It was mine first; you're the one who stole it!"
"C-can you pass the ch-chips please?"
"Sure, here Hinata."
"What! You give Hinata some sour cream and onion chips but not me?"
"Of course I'm not going to give my rival for Sasuke's affections some of my precious sour cream and onion chips!"
"Why you!"
"Hinata, how was your day today?"
"Um… it w-was ok… w-we went to w-work in the infirmary as o-one of our missions…"
"What did you do? Clean up some blood? NO SAKURA KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY CHIPS!"
"Ino-Pig-Hog-Chouji!"
"Did you just call me Chouji!"
"Yeah! And if you keep eating those chips the way you are now you'll look like him too!"
"Augh! Hinata, give me that fan!"
"Ow!"
"Take this!"
"Ow! Tenten!"
"Shut up, both of you! I want to hear Hinata's day today!"
"A-ano Tenten… y-you don't have to…"
"Look Hinata, do you seriously think those two will shut up any time soon? We have to distract them."
"Oh…"
"Ha! Take this! And that! And this!"
"You are so lucky I don't have a kunai on me now or I would seriously kill you!"
"Ow! Ow! I can retaliate! Hyah!"
"BOTH OF YOU QUIET DOWN, HINATA'S TALKING!"
"Ow! My eye! My eye! Tenten what'd you do that for?"
"To shut you up. And stop complaining, all I did was spray cucumber melon body spray at you, at least you'll smell good."
"…"
"W-well first K-Kurenai-sensei showed us some m-more ways of treating wounds… so w-we were put in the minor wounds s-section… and w-we saw a lot of weird things…"
"Weird things?"
"People h-had cuts on th-their chest and legs… I f-feel bad for those with cuts on their legs… especially those with it on the inside of their thigh…"
"So you got to see naked people!"
"No! Ano… yes… no… er… maybe?"
"It's nothing to be ashamed of. All's Natural that ends Natural!"
"Isn't it 'all's well that ends well' Tenten?"
"Shh Ino, I just modified it a little!"
"W-well, Kiba just stared when w-we saw a medic-nin treating a w-woman's cut… she h-had her legs spread open a-and it was obvious Kiba w-was thinking bad thoughts…"
"And?"
"…Shino-kun hit him on the head…"
"Shino?"
"Yeah… I guess it was because Kiba k-kept getting closer and closer u-until he was almost touching... you know…"
"Hahahaha! Shino! Hitting Kiba! On the head! I knew he was going to do it soon! Hahaha!"
"HA! I got some of your chips!"
"No fair Sakura, we were all listening to Hinata's story! That was a cheap move! CHEAP!"
"We're ninjas; we're supposed to be cheap!"
"I BEG TO DIFFER!"
"Hey do you guys want to do a makeover?'
"Hm…?"
"YES! Makeover! I get to touch makeup!"
"A-ano… who are we going to m-makeover?"
"You!"
"ME!"
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"…t-this feels funny…"
"Stop moving your fingers, I can't paint your nails right if their moving!"
"It tickles!"
"Close your eyes Hinata."
"A-ano?"
"Sakura, purple eye shadow!"
"Yes ma'am!"
"Sakura, hand me that little ivory box right there!"
"This one?"
"Yeah, that one."
"What color lipstick should she have?"
"Mm… I don't know… hey Ino, wha—"
"Do not break me from my painting of Hinata's nails or I will personally hang you with daisies than sell you in a bouquet."
"…ok… anyways, just give me this one!"
"C-can I look in the mirror?"
"No! Not until we're totally done!"
"Are you sure we can't cut your hair?"
"…yeah… F-father would be mad at me… like he was at Neji…"
"He was mad a Neji?"
"Once, Neji accidentally got his hair cut off an inch, and F-father found out…"
"An inch?"
"Father has very sharp eyes."
"…oooooook… I'm so thankful I was not born in the Hyuuga family, no offense to you Hinata… they sound harsh…"
"You have no idea."
"Done!"
"Can I move my fingers now?"
"No! You have to let them dry! Now take off your socks!"
"Eh?"
"I'm going to paint your toenails now!"
"Eh!"
"Hey Sakura-forehead, hand me that washbasin."
"What makes me think I'll give you the washbasin you pig? Do I look like servant to you?"
"No, but you're the only one not doing anything now!"
"That's just because I have to wait for Tenten to be done with the makeup before I can pull her hair back!"
"Aren't you supposed to do her hair first, then the makeup?"
"I-It doesn't matter! PIG!"
"BILLBOARD-BROW!"
"Ooh! New word! I'm so scared!"
"Just give it to me!"
"Here."
"Took you long enough!"
"Be thankful I gave to you at all you stupid girl!
"Hinata, put your feet in here… we got that body salt last week right? Where is it… Oh, here! Ok, Hinata, I'm going to wet this and scrub your feet with it ok? It might sting a little…"
"What is it?"
"It cleans up the dirt from your feet and makes it smell…"
"L-like strawberries?"
"Yeah, like strawberries. So at the simulation wedding your crush will want to eat your feet."
"…is that a g-good thing?"
"Yes. No. I think. Hold still."
"Ahaha! That t-tickles even more than the nail polish!"
"Then you have no idea how ticklish painting your toe-nails are…"
"Aha…ha…ha?"
"Ok, I'm almost done. Hinata open your eyes nice and wide."
"T-tenten what is that b-black thing?"
"Mascara. Now don't blink…"
"Can I do her hair now? Can I do her hair now? Please? Please?"
"Why are you so excited Sakura?"
"Because I'm going to make Hinata's hair the most pretty you'll ever see it! Mwahaha!"
"…why do I feel this empty feeling in my stomach?"
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Author's notes: I think I'm going to switch between dialogue and normal writing every other chapter… I have to admit, dialogue takes only a fifth as long as normal writing, and people like it better… but I'm not sure if this one is easy enough to guess who's talking…