Daisies and Deodorant

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Reviews

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Lol I appreciate the reviews, but why do I have the sinking feeling that every chapter there are less and less reviews? O-O-? Is it just me? Maybe its because my humor meter's going down... Anyways, Thanx for all the (wonderful, spectacular and almighty) reviewers who kindly reviewed!

Shikamaru's Butterrfly: I can tell perfectly well who's talking in your dialouge version; you are very good at personalizing each one's voice, but personally, I prefer the normal writing. / Also, as a side note, I'm making a sleep-over story too, hope your not mad? Bcuz that would suck bcuz I started it before I even saw your story so you can't be mad at me... /Anyway, hope to see more later.

Me: Er, duh no. There are thousands and thousands of people out there writing Naruto sleepover stories (I've read, like fifteen of them myself) so I don't think its much of a problem unless you're using the same ideas/ things/ words as I am and call it the same... then I'd get mad. But thanx for reviewing! This chapter is a mix between normal writing and dialogue. Lol you readers get to see me test out new styles of writing.

whatthehellwasithinkin: lol, interesting, hah, actually, i realy want(expect) Shino to bonk Kiba on the head some day, lol. update plz

Me: I will try to update this story and (try) to keep it in a sort of good quality. Lol I've always wanted to write something where Shino finally loses it and tears Kiba apart...

Evil-death-fairy-of-DOOM: poor Hinata, it must have been torture lol and SHINO HIT KIBA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HA! lol, hurry up with the next chapter! DATTEBAYO!

Me: Thankfully you get to see what Hinata looks like this chapter! I'm not sure if it was torture... maybe? Is unintentional torture torture? Lol thanx for reviewing! (Smooches reviewer) Ok, maybe not a kiss, cookie next time?

darkdrag0nchild: Oh God. I love Tenten. She's just soo fun :D /Write more!

Me: Let us see if I can stay consistent...

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Chapter 4

Hairy Armpits and Tomatoes

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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Naruto's world. However, I do own this story. So don't you DARE steal my story idea and plot or I will HUNT YOU DOWN! …thank you

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"Dude, what are they doing now?"

"How should I know? I don't know how to tell what girls are doing from here! And besides, Hinata's stupid hair's blocking the way."

There was a rustle, followed by a sharp yelp of protest.

"Ow! Ok, ok, Hinata's hair isn't stupid! Just put down Akamaru!"

Four young boys, all roughly around twelve years old, crouched behind two rather inconspicuous rose bushes. Two of them were fighting over space on the windowsill so they could get a better look, one was sitting placidly against the wall and munching potato chips and the other just stood plastered against the wall, eyes darting to and fro as a watch out.

Kiba growled, frustrated, "Move over Uzamaki, I'll do the looking. Go and be company to Chouji or something… oh gosh, look Ino's taking off her shirt!" Drool dripped into a puddle near Kiba's feet. Shino rolled his eyes.

"Stop being perverted, Inuzuka, and get on with the mission."

"Self-assigned mission." Kiba corrected, before turning back to the window. His eyes became as wide as saucers. "Now she's taking off her skirt! And so is Tenten!" Naruto head butted Kiba out of the way, who squawked in surprise, and pressed his face against the glass.

"Sakura! What about Sakura!"

"Get down stupid or they'll see you!"

"What do you mean they'll see us? They're way too busy to— AUGH!"

Kiba and Naruto sputtered in shock as the cold concoction of cucumber-melon perfume was spilt onto them. Chouji looked up from his chips. "Eh?"

"RUN!" Kiba screamed, and the four disappeared in a flash, just as Hinata stuck her head out the window.

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"Are you sure there isn't anyone there, Hinata?" Tenten looked up from painting her own nails. The pale eyed girl peered outside and squinted in the dim light of the night.

"T-there were, because I heard someone say 'R-run!' but they were gone as soon as I looked out…" Hinata paused, "D-do you want me to go look for them?"

Even if Tenten said yes, she couldn't any how. The makeover had really done a wonder on her. Her eyelashes had been done over with mascara. Purple eye shadow made her eyes look less dull and purple eye liner made her look more Asian. Pink blush made her look permanently doll-like and a sort of metallic shade of violet made her lips appear to pout. Her nails and toenails were done over by Ino (who also insisted that she wear a violet and silver anklet and a toe-ring, which Hinata secretly took off later because it chaffed her toes) and she smelled like lavender.

The most intriguing part of her makeover, though, was definitely her hair. After much pleading, Hinata let Sakura put temporary light purple highlight streaks (that would wash out after one shower) into her hair, which meant spending an hour with her hair in the water following the weird instructions the little box came with. Sakura had also worked out all that hair spray that allowed Hinata's hair to defy gravity and put it into a miniature high ponytail. A violet crystal brooch was inserted at the base of the ponytail and half of her bangs had been clipped up with a decorated bobby pin.

She looked good enough to be a hostess in a club or something.

Tenten shook her head no and blew her nails.

Normally, she wasn't really a really girly girl, but that was only because all her free time was spent training, buying weapons, planning to train, or thinking about training. But today was already specially planned to be fun and girly, so her inner girl could be as preppy, girlish, and squealish as she pleased and no one would really care.

"Never mind them, we're a little behind schedule because someone spilled the turquoise sparkle nail polish all over the carpet…" She eyed Sakura intently, "And some other person had insisted on spraying Axxe in the room…" Hinata blushed.

"Well you said I could buy it after that incident at the store, and… i-it reminds me of Father…"

"Your father smells like Axxe?"

"S-sort of…"

The other girls made faces at each other. Tenten waved her hand so her nails would dry faster. She had painted them a dark hue of pink with sparkles. She and the other girls had even tried the airbrushing machine that came with her sleepover deluxe pack (which she got on eBay), with both successful and unsuccessful consequences.

For example, Hinata's violet flowers on her thumbs and index fingers were quite pretty, and stood out because they had outlined it with some of that nail polish-like sparkle mix.

Sakura's little hearts, though, turned out to be a mess because the heart stencil she used had slipped off her fingers while airbrushing so in the end her whole hand was soaked in white nail polish. They had spent twenty minutes cleaning up her hands, repainting her nails, and then reapplying each little heart carefully so that the same mistake would not be repeated again.

Ino had finished the little criss-crosses she had insisted on hand painting on herself (after Sakura's white-nail polish incident) and looked at Tenten. "I know you aren't going to airbrush your nails, but what are we going to do next since we're behind schedule?" Ino lifted up one of Tenten's only violet blouses and squinted at it, "hey, you sure this will fit me? No offense, I don't think I'm your size…"

"More space to move around in, then," Tenten said cheerfully, satisfied her nails were finally dried. When Sakura had her hands dripping in white nail polish, she had gotten some all over Ino's shirt and skirt and some on the bottom of Tenten's pants. Oddly, she didn't seem to get any on herself.

She went over to her bed and opened the Super Deluxe Sleepover Kit of Girly Girls! ™ and squinted at the little individually wrapped boxes inside. "You girls up for some Truth or Dare?"

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"…so that's how the game works. Any questions?"

A hand shot up.

"Yes, Hinata?"

"So… what happens is we don't have a choice in what we ask?"

"Yeah, so we won't be stuck with any stupid or boring questions…" Tenten patted the two little card piles in front of her. "Blue cards are Dare cards and red cards are Truth cards. Some of the cards are specific, like 'Kiss the person on your left' but most of them require you to spin the bottle to choose your victim… if there is one…"

"Sounds fun…" Sakura grinned at Ino, "I will win this game of Truth or Dare!"

"How do you win Truth or Dare?"

"A-ano… isn't it that if you succeed in your card, then you get to move ahead one step on the Truth or Dare board? And you w-win when you get to the end of the board... which is... ten spaces... and if you can't do it, you have to move back one space, draw another card, do it, then also take off an article of clothing… right?" Each girl looked at what they were wearing.

"Shirt, undershirt, bra, pants, underwear, socks, hair ties…" Tenten counted on her fingers.

"Dress, pants, bra, underwear, socks, hair tie…"

"Jacket, blouse, undershirt, bra, pants, shorts, underwear, socks…"

"That's a lot of clothing you've got on there, Hinata…"

"I know, but it's because I'm kind of afraid of… t-the cold…"

"Blouse, Capri's, bra, thong…"

"Thong?" All the girls stared at Ino, who stared back defiantly.

"Thong, hair tie, socks."

Tenten made a face. "Um… yeah… ok, can we get started?"

"I'm purple!"

"Pink!"

"Sakura, I'm pink."

"No fair Tenten! Fine! I'm red!"

"White?"

Hinata held up her little white figurine and looked at it carefully, "w-wow these figurines are really high quality… t-they can be mini-statues, you know, put them around the house if you don't play this game again." Tenten shrugged and set down the bottle-spinner.

"According to the rules, the one who starts is the one who the bottle's tip lands on… ok… spin the bottle…" The bottle spun around and around on its little pedestal and the girls crowded around. "And… Sakura! Truth or Dare?"

Everyone stared at the pink-haired girl, who looked back at them defiantly. "Ok! I'm totally up to this! Um… truth!"

Hinata looked over Tenten's shoulder as Tenten picked up the first red Truth card, "When was the first time you asked someone how babies were made and what did they say?" Sakura blinked.

"Um… I really can't remember… er… I think it was… when I was six. Yeah, six." She looked at Ino, "remember that time when Kei's mom had a new baby and I asked her how babies were made? And she said…" Sakura started laughing, "She said that a little raccoon would bring a mound of clay to their house, and they would take the clay and mold it into a baby and fill it with milk." Ino laughed.

"And then, poof! The next day, baby! Yeah, I remember that. Mostly because the day after…"

"…we tried it right?"

"And the only thing we made was a huge mess in my backyard."

"God, your mom was so mad…"

"Really?" Hinata poked her head into the group, "When I asked N-Neji-niisan how babies were made he said a man would take his thingy and stick it in a woman's thingy… I remember having nightmares of men chasing after me with their thingies and…. yeah…" Everyone stared at her. Hinata turned beet red.

"A-ano…?"

"…never mind Hinata. Sakura, move your piece one step forward." Sakura took her piece and moved it onto a pink block.

"Pink! My favorite color!"

"I thought it was your favorite flavor."

"It is! It's my favorite color… and favorite flavor!"

"…is pink a flavor?"

Sakura flushed, "I don't know… but in my world it is." She took the bottle and spun. Everyone eyed it as it landed on Tenten. "Tenten! My turn to question you! Truth or Dare?"

Tenten smiled, looking at her nails. Yes, her nails would give her power. Her nails will give her courage! Oh dear, she's been watching too much late-night television… "Dare."

"Okey-dokey… blue are Dare Cards… so…" Sakura looked at the dare, "Um… Go outside with your skimpiest clothes on… out in the middle of the road… and say 'Peace to the world!'" Tenten turned red as a beet.

"S-skimpiest clothes?"

"Do you have any?"

"Um… I have some really short shorts…"

"You can borrow my thong!"

"NO Ino!"

After Sakura and Ino raided her room for skimpy clothes, Tenten immediately found herself, out in the cold, wearing nothing but a training bra and some really short shorts, barefoot and in the middle of the road. Some passerby's looked at her strangely. Someone even whistled.

"Nice rack ya got there."

"Whoa man, take a pic I can totally see her nipples…"

Tenten turned as red as fire, both out of shame and embarrassment. She was just about to take out a kunai and kill him when she calmed herself down. No, she would not be distracted. She was out here for one purpose. One mission. Ignore that man; he was just some sick pervert anyways.

She took a sudden deep breath and opened her arms up. Closing her eyes, she screamed, "PEACE TO THE WORLD!" This attracted everyone's attention within a twenty-foot radius, and they all gaped at her. It didn't really help that due to missions she had slacked off in shaving her armpits the past couple weeks. Face red, she squeaked and ducked out of the street and back into her house. The other girls, who had been hiding behind some trees, giggled and met her in her room. Ino was holding a camera.

"Three shots," She explained at Tenten's incredulous look, "One of you before shouting, one of you shouting, and one of you after shouting."

"Whatever," Tenten muttered under her breath, "Ino can you hand me that razor? I'm going to go shave my armpits… now… you can go on without me."

"Can I move your piece?"

"…"

As Tenten disappeared into the bathroom, Sakura took her pink piece and moved it forward.

"She didn't say yes, you know."

"I don't care, she didn't say no either."

"…"

"…"

"…"

Hinata looked at the other two girls. "…s-so who's going to spin the bottle?"

Sakura raised her hand, "me! I'll spin the bottle!" Ino growled and pushed her out of the way. Sakura yelped.

"No way Sakura-forehead you already had your turn! I'm doing it!" Before the pink-haired youth could retaliate, Ino leaned over and spun the bottle.

"Ino!"

"Quiet!"

"Hinata!"

"ME--!" Hinata squeaked, covering her mouth immediately.

"Yep! Truth or dare?"

Hinata paused, twiddling her fingers. She found it an annoying habit that she did whenever she was nervous, and no matter how hard she tried to break it, it always snuck back on her. "Um… truth…"

"Ok, one truth card coming right up."

Ino picked up a red card. "Ok… here it is… who was the first boy you ever kissed and what did it taste like?" Hinata squeaked, high-pitched and her face flooded crimson.

"A-ano… well… um… er… uh…"

"You don't have to say it, Hinata," Ino said kindly, just choose a different card and take off one article of clothing…" Hinata shook her head. She wasn't going to be a coward! She'd have to admit one of her deepest and darkest secrets.

"w-well… the first boy I ever kissed… was… Ne—Ne—N—" Hinata stopped and took a deep breath.

"Well…?"

"N-Neji-niisan…"

"EH!" Sakura and Ino crowded around her, "Eh, Hinata, Neji's your cousin!"

"I-I know… it was when I was six… I asked him what a kiss felt like s-since I saw M-mother and Father kissing so h-he kissed me…"

Sakura and Ino looked at each other and giggled. Hinata blinked, confused.

"Oh gosh, was that Neji's first kiss too?"

"I-I don't know…"

"What did it taste like?"

"…"

"What?"

"...toes…"

"TOES?"

"TOMATOES!"

"Oh!"

Sakura blinked. "Tomatoes?"

"Tomatoes."

"Tomatoes? You sure?"

"Y-yes tomatoes… I asked him when he was eating a tomato."

"…"

"Tomato?"

"YES TOMATOES!"

Sakura and Ino looked at each other again. Ino took out a small notepad from her purse and scribbled something down on paper.

"A-ano what's that?"

"Blackmail."

"B-blackmail!"

"Don't look like that, not against you, for Neji…"

"…oh…"

Ino finished her scribbling and put the notepad down. "Ok, Hinata spin the—"

"SHIT!"

"…" The three girls looked at the closed bathroom door. Shortly after, Tenten came out, looking a little angry with a pink tang-top on and the same short shorts she wore outside. Several bandages were noticeably tucked away under her left arm.

"Don't look at me like that; I just accidentally missed with the razor, that's all. Hinata, spin the bottle."

"O-ok…"

"Wait, hold up!" Ino raised her hand, "I'm the only one that hasn't gone yet. You don't need to spin the bottle." Hinata looked at Tenten, who shrugged.

"Ok, Ino, Truth or Dare?"

"Dare!"

"A-ano…" Hinata leaned over the board and picked up a blue card, "Er… Sit on the person to your left's lap and…" Hinata leaned over and whispered something into Ino's ear. Ino made a face and nodded. She looked over at the person sitting at her left, Tenten, and sighed.

"Alright Tenten this is like a game of charades. You're going to try to guess what I'm trying to say while I start taking your clothes off." Tenten stared at her.

"…what?"

"I. Start. Taking. Your. Clothes. OFF."

"…that's what I thought you said…"

"I'll continue to take your clothes off until you guess what I'm saying."

"And if you manage to take all my clothes off before I guess right?"

"Than… I still move a space but you'll be left naked."

Hinata and Sakura giggled.

"It's ok Tenten we're all girls here!" Sakura patted Tenten's back, "It's nothing to be ashamed of."

"Yeah," Tenten sighed, "right…"

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"Oh gosh Ino's starting to take off Tenten's clothes!"

"WHAT!"

"Shhh Naruto, Shut up!"

"Don't tell me to shut up!"

The boys were crowded around the outside of Tenten's window, peering in through the small space.

"What are they doing?"

"They going to have some lesbian sex?"

"What!" Naruto hissed at Shikamaru, "Where'd you get that idea?"

The shadow ninja shrugged, "Well, why else would she be taking off her clothes?"

"Maybe for some girl-related things?" Chouji suggested.

"Like les— ow!"

"Shut up, you're getting in the way of my view of her rack!" Kiba peered closer at the window. "And Hinata is all done up, she's so adorable! And—whoa…"

"Hey Kiba, she's got some nice breasts, right?"

"…real nice. Bigger than Hinata's…"

Naruto scurried away from the window and came back a few moments later with a camera. Kiba grabbed the disposable and took some pictures. Shino raised an eyebrow.

"Kiba, don't make me hit you again."

"Shut up bug boy and let me enjoy a moment of young teenager-happiness."

"…"

Naruto moved in closer to Kiba, "Hey let me look, let me look!" Kiba ignored him.

"Hey Akamaru."

"Yip!"

"AUGH!" Naruto suddenly screamed, Akamaru at his ankle, canine teeth digging sharply into his skin, "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!"

"Shut up Naruto!"

"AUGH! DEMON DOG! DEEEEEEEEMON DOG!"

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"Hey Ino," Tenten said uncomfortably, down to her bra and underwear, Ino unclipping her bra straps, "Do you hear something?"

"Whew!" Ino said, letting go of Tenten, "You finally got it right! Took you long enough."

"No, seriously," She cocked her head to the left, "Did any of you say 'demon dog, deeeeeemon dog'?" The girls looked at each other.

"…no…?"

Tenten frowned. "I must be imagining things."

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Author's Notes: I feel like my supply of humor is running out. The Boys make an appearance (To those who are confused, the first time the boys come its Naruto, Kiba, Chouji and Shino. The Second time they come its Kiba, Naruto, Chouji, Shika, and Shino) Yes, Shikamaru just popped out of no where to join them. I'm sorry the truth or dare isn't longer, but seriously, its only four girls! I'm going to write another extra next chapter. Thanks for reading and please R/R but no flames! TO PEOPLE WHO WANT TO KNOW WHAT HINATA LOOKS LIKE MADEOVER GO TO: http/ www . deviantart . com / deviation / 36638460 / (without spaces)