This is out soo early for me! I was just so inspiered by all the reviews I got! Also this chapter was Very fun to wright...and I think its really funny...heh heh. And Dumbledore... The most interesting guess was that he is secretly i nlove with Harry, but unfortunatly thats not it. Though it wouold be interesting (and kinda creepy) but some of you got close ;)

Chapter 12:

After the very quiet dinner Draco and Hermione had in the Great Hall, they marched off down the corridor back to the Gryffindor common room.

The walk back from the feast wasn't the best walk. Hermione was still very quiet, still pondering the look on Dumbledore's face, while Draco walked beside her having a war in his head whether or not to ask her what was wrong. Draco decided to ask her, but didn't get the chance because when they rounded the corner they saw something quite peculiar indeed.

There was Professor Snape with his ankle tied to a rope, hanging from the ceiling. That wouldn't have been so bad but, that wasn't all. He was also wearing a pink bathrobe, with a pink feather boa around his neck, huge black flippers on his feet, sitting on top of his still disgustingly greasy hair was an enormous purple hat with a stuffed vulture on it, and last but defiantly not least was a duck beak strapped over his mouth giving him the appearance of a very deranged platypus. He also looked as if he were trying to fly away; he was flapping his arms about screaming at the top of his lungs "Kakaa! Kakaa!"

"Well this is rather unexpected isn't it?" Draco said between snorts of laughter.

Hermione however did not have the liberty to speak, for she was now rolling along the ground howling with laughter, her face was scarlet, and she looked as if someone had put a very powerful cheering charm on her. After about 20 minutes of hysterical laughter, and very loud kakaaing from Professor Snape, the two teenagers slowly came back to their senses.

"What should we -snort- do about -giggle- Snape?" Hermione sputtered through her still lingering laughter.

"I suggest -chuckle- that we -a moment of silent sinkerings- should tell Professor -scoff- McGonagall" Draco said trying desperately not to laugh

They both looked at each other still chucking, than back to Snape who had finished with his "Kakaas" and started squealing like a fat pig who was being chased by gigantic hungry cougars.

Their laughter once again filled the corridor, as they leaned on each other for support, but this time they attracted some attention.

"Mr. Potter! Miss. Granger! Do tell me what is so hilariously funny that you both have to make such a ruckus" Professor McGonagall came marching down the corridor with a very livid look on her face. "And where is that insufferable squealing coming from?" She cupped her hands over her ears

Draco and Hermione were both so overcome with laughter that they didn't have the power to stop themselves from laughing long enough to tell her, so they both pointed their fingers at the loud, insane pink man hanging from the ceiling. McGonagall looked for a minute trying to decide what is was that she was looking at. She tilted her head to the side and squinted, it took a minute, but in the end she too burst out laughing. She leaned on a nearby suit of armor for support, but soon fell over clutching her sides.

For another good 15 minutes the three laughed on, while Snape settled on changing his cry to a very amusing sound that you would hear from a bird in one of those muggle coo-coo clocks, but it sounded as though that bird had a very sore throat.

Once McGonagall had remembered that she was a teacher, and that she was supposedly responsible, she tried to straighten her face back into her normal glare, and stood up.

"I should -snicker- take S-S-Snape -chuckle- to Madam Pomfrey." she managed to spit through her laughter. She summoned up a stretcher and started to burn through the rope with her wand, but as she was doing that Snape tuned around and said "Uh oh! Looks like a purple-people-eater ate my toe again!" in a voice that would make goofy proud, McGonagall fell over with laughter once again and missed catching him with the stretcher. He dropped to the floor with a loud crunch, and before McGonagall could capture him he limped off, as fast as he could go down the corridor singing at the top of his lungs (very out of tune might I add) a song about cookies, and how he is sexually attracted to them.

After the three people collected themselves, and ceased their laughing to only snickers and giggles, they headed off down the corridor to catch the very-much-so-insane Snape before he hurt someone or more likely himself. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Harry was stumbling down the halls sopping wet and very much in a bad mood. Peeves had struck again. Harry had been innocently walking down the halls, when he was suddenly hit by a very large balloon of water. You'd think It would have burst and Harry would be wet but ok, but Peeves isn't that predictable. The great big orange balloon, (big enough to fit three students in) Appeared out of nowhere onto the unexpecting Harry. Instead of popping and splattering water, this particular balloon, opened up and sucked Harry up into its belly. As Harry struggled to get out, fighting against the thick walls of the balloon, the Balloon came across a very startled Miss Norris. Instead of being a nice civilized balloon and letting her pass, it gobbled her up too.

Inside the balloon, Harry was frantically trying to get out as the wet cat tried to claw his eyes out. You see, cats don't like water much, and when they get wet they tend to get a bit grumpy, such was the case with Miss Norris. After a while of stabbing desperately at the sides of the balloon, Harry seized Miss Norris and flung her as best as he could at the wall of the Balloon. Miss Norris, who instinctively ejected her claws, pierced the side of the balloon. As you have been formally informed, this was not your average balloon, It flew up into the air as if it were full of air, bumping into walls, people, and finally into.. the sword from a suit of armour.

The Balloon finally burst and Water rushed out of the balloon, Harry and Miss Norris where left sitting dumbstruck on the floor, wondering what exactly had happened. And to make it worse, Snape Decided to drop by, But lucky for Harry Snape was a bit out of sorts today, so he narrowly escaped the wrath of evil Snape, However he was about to feel the wrath of insane Snape.

The person I question came limping up to Harry, wearing a very tacky set of pink robes with a feather boa around his neck, with a dazed expression on his face, and said "Howdy-doo Partner!" In a very hillbilly sort of way "I just got back from the Moon! An' I thought we could go fur a niiice walk through da wilderness!"

Harry gave him a very weird look, and to his surprise Snape picked him up, threw him over his shoulder and limped off again humming 'Why can't we be friends'.

Harry struggled against the tacky pink monstrosity and succeeded in leaping off his shoulder in to a crumpled heap behind him.

"What choo doin'?" Snape asked falling over for no reason in particular.

Harry scrambled away as fast as he could, and sprinted down the hall, but with being in a huge bubble and falling off Snaps shoulder he wasn't in the best shape for running. He ran for about 10 seconds before he fell over, howling in pain, He stole a look at his leg, it was sitting in a very strange position, and Harry had the strong suspicion that it was broken.

He heard a scuffle behind him and Snape shouting "Buy me an ice cream while you're gone, will ya Daddy?" In a very girly voice

Harry who didn't want to be associated with the lunatic behind him limped off down the corridor, heading to the sick ward.

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Draco, Hermione and Professor McGonagall didn't have a hard time finding Snape, their only problem was trying to get him to come with them to Madam Pomfrey. They found him sitting in the middle of the hall outside the History Classroom, looking at his shoes and telling everyone who passed that was a rare shoe collector.

"Why look! It's the Magic Fairy and her two sidekicks! Little Bunny Foo-Foo and the golden bystander!" Snape shrieked as they dashed towards him "Off you evil yuppie scum!" With that he sprung to his feet whipped out his wand and said…

"What! All I have is this little piece of wood?" He flung his wand at the wall and before anyone could do anything he burst into tears, took off his Bathrobe, pink feather boa, and the duck bill, which left him in his underwear, socks and the large black flippers. He then cried at the top of his lungs "Everything I own is Rubbish! I don't even have a proper sword!" He then continued to strip by taking off his shoes, chucked them at the nearest person, who happened to be Lavender Brown, than pulling off his socks and blowing his nose in one, and sobbing into the other.

Professor McGonagall hurried over to him and patted him on the back saying "there, there Surverus"

Snape mumbled something incoherent into his sock, which sounded suspiciously like 'my name is Rudolph'

McGonagall tried to get him to come with her to the sick ward, but to no prevail.

"I want Ice cream" He snivelled stopping his loud sobs

"Let's go to Madam Pomfrey. Than we can get ice cream"

"But I want it now" He whined sounding like a 4 year old.

McGonagall, not looking forward to having a fight with an overgrown four year old, seized her wand and muttered a binding spell, than a levitating spell then began to walk down to the Infirmary, with Snape Floating Helplessly behind her.

Once they arrived in the infirmary, Madam Pomfrey started to perform numerous amounts of spells on him trying to fix him, but without any success she gave the three people the supposedly tragic news.

"Well I don't know what happened to him, or how to fix him, really I have no idea what happened to him." The nurse said looking quite befuddled. Professor McGonagall sighed and was about to say something when she was interrupted by Madam Pomfrey again "But! I do know that it was very powerful Dark Magic that did this!" She smiled looking quite proud of herself.

The four just stared at each other, thinking of how this could have happened when the door slammed open and Harry came hobbling into the room looking harassed. He plopped himself down on the nearest bed and announced "I am having a bad day!" He then laid down and waited for madam Pomfrey to scurry over to see if he was ok.

Once she had mended Harry's leg and thrust a chunk of chocolate down his throat, she casually walked back into her office muttering about how this was the most bizarre day she'd had in years.

"So it was Dark Magic…" Hermione said in a confused voice

"But who?" Draco said looking equally confused

"I think that now is the time to consult the great mind of Dumbledore" McGonagall said pointing her finger in the air. She stood up and marched out the door. Draco than stood up, started to leave, but when he noticed the absence of Hermione he called back to her "Coming Mione?"

"Um… ya sure" She said hesitantly, the subject of Dumbledore's face at the feast popped back into her mind.

There it was! Personally Im really Happy with it... So review! My tests are over so I'll have more time to wright! So review if you want chapter 13!