The computer screen reads, "sbemail.exe."
Strong Bad sings, "And the e-mail comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!"
The computer screen reads:
Strong Bad,
This is Ali and Ali's sister. We saw what you did to our e-mail and x-ed out as soon as we did! How could you do that to us! Now neither of us will go out with you!
Hatefully,
Ali and Ali's sister
P.S. Sorry it took so long to send this e-mail to you. Our computer broke because we hit the mouse so hard when we x-ed out of the e-mail. It's not our fault we were writhing with anger.
Strong Bad says, "What! No! It's all a big misunderstanding! I didn't mean to...! I just...! Well, I...! Anyway, what do you mean it wasn't your fault you were writhing with anger! You're the ones that took it so hard! Okay. Gotta calm down. Gotta find a reasonable way to answer this. Aha! (typed) Okay, Ali and Ali's sister. I don't really care about you. I have a girlfriend. In fact, I was just on my way to a date with her."
Strong Bad runs off the screen and comes back on in Marzipan's garden.
Marzipan asks, "Strong Bad, what are you doing here?"
Strong Bad answers, "I'm here for our date, sweetie pie."
"What are you talking about, Strong Bad?"
"Our date. You remember. We agreed to have a picnic down in Freecountry, by the tire."
"Strong Bad, I never agreed to that. The last time I saw you was the time you asked me to be in that band of yours."
"I think you have it all mixed up, sweetie pie. See, you asked me if you could be in my band."
"I wouldn't ask you to be in that band if you stole Carol, held her hostage, and threatened to break all her strings off and use her for firewood."
"How could such a gory picture pop into your head?"
"Because that's exactly what you did!" Strong Bad grabs Marzipan and smooches her. Marzipan slaps him.
"You're disgusting! What makes you think I'd ever go out with you?"
"Oh, yeah? Well, who needs you? I can find another girlfriend."
At the couch, Strong Mad and Strong Bad are standing behind the couch. Strong Mad is wearing a wig and dress. Strong Bad orders, "Okay, Strong Mad. Just pretend you're my girlfriend."
Strong Mad replies, "I NOT WANNA KISS YOU!"
"You don't have to. I'll kiss you!" Strong Bad jumps onto the couch and kisses Strong Mad on the cheek.
"THAT WAS GROSS!" Strong Mad stomps off to his computer.
Strong Bad types and says, "So you see, Ali and Ali's sister? I don't need you. I have Marzipan and Strong M...I mean, um, Rachel. And they love me. And go on dates with me. And let me kiss them. So there. Um, yeah."
Easter Eggs
dates-Strong Bad and Marzipan are on their "date". Strong Bad asks, "Can you pass the mayonnaise, sweetie-pie?"
Marzipan answers, "I told you to stop calling me sweetie-pie!"
"You wanna turn Carol into firewood?"