Title: Sex, sex and more sex
Series: Crazy's rescue mission
Author: Sevangel
Disclaimer: Not mine
Rating: Heavy, heavy R
Last time: Zoe is pregnant, due in 4 months. Mal and Wash are both freaking out. Jayne lets River use his guns, much to the amazement of the rest of the crew. River went on her first job and allowed herself to get taken in order to finish the job. A man shot her in the chest, Jayne flipped and shot random people, one being Mal, until he realized she was fine; she was wearing Zoe's armor. Jayne was pissed and stormed off; River followed him and then distracted him with sex.
P.S. I guess my brain was in a smutty mood, sorry.
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Jayne groans as his eyes start to open. "This has gotta be the best way to wake up." His hands grab the legs resting over his shoulders and pulls them closer until knees are straddling his face. Bringing one hand up, he runs his fingers between wet folds.
River mewls happily around Jayne's cock as she pushes her crotch towards his face. "Race you."
"Your on." Jayne growls as he shoves three fingers inside her wet core and begins pumping them ruthlessly, his fingers twisting inside of her and his mouth moving up to lap at her core. Knowing how much it affects her, he growls against her clit. "I'm gonna win and we both know it."
River pants around his cock as she starts to work him deeper. He groans against her clit causing her to whimper around his shaft. She knows he's right; he always wins. But she still tries. It's useless though, she can feel her orgasm building up and she will be the first to cum, she always is.
Jayne smirks as he feels her walls start to clench around his fingers and goes in for the kill. Adding a forth finger to the three thrusting inside of her, he stretches her wide and bites down on her clit.
"JAYNE!" River screams around his cock as her orgasm washes through her, her hips bucking against his face.
Jayne's hands move down to clench the mattress, trying to get enough control not to thrust into her mouth. He always gets her off first and while he enjoys that, it's almost torture to wait for her to come down enough to finish getting him off. He groans when her small hand moves down to cup his balls and her mouth sucks him deeper.
"Gorram, baby.." Jayne growls as she deep throats him.
River hums around him, knowing what the vibrations do to him. Her fingers massage his balls as she swallows a few times.
Jayne groans as his hands clench against the mattress. "Jesus, baby, I'm gonna.." He groans again as he feels the familiar rush of his orgasm. Her name comes out of his mouth in a grunt as he empties himself into her mouth.
River swallows it down as her mouth works him through his orgasm. She's dripping wet again and wants to feel him inside of her. Pulling her head away from him, she licks a palm and wraps it around his flaccid cock, propping herself up with her other hand. Her mouth moving down to blow warmly onto his sensitive tip, she pumps his cock evenly.
Jayne groans heavily as she brings him to fullness again. "Baby, you're gonna kill me."
River giggles at his tone and starts to pump a little harder.
"C'mere." Jayne growls, his hands reaching to grab at her.
River gives his tip a gentle kiss before crawling up his body. "Good morning, Jayne."
"Mornin' baby." Jayne replies with a small smile. One hand moves down to cup her ass while the other buries in her hair. He pulls her mouth down to his in a wet, hot kiss.
River moans against Jayne's mouth as his tongue massages her.
Jayne moves both of his hands to her waist and lifts her up to straddle his now hard cock.
River spreads her knees eagerly as Jayne plants her body on his. She whimpers when his fingers spread her folds apart and the tip of his cock brushes against her opening. She breaks the kiss with a pant as she slowly lowers herself onto him until he's buried deep inside her.
Jayne's eyes close as he absorbs the feeling of being inside her. She's warmer, wetter, tighter, and softer than any woman he's ever been inside of. She rides him slowly, her hands braced on his chest. His hands reach up to cup her breasts and he opens his eyes in time to see her bite her lip.
"You okay, baby?" Jayne asks as he massages the firm globes.
"Uh huh." River nods as she arches into his hands. "Pinch me."
Jayne drops a hand to her ass and pinches the soft cheek.
River squeals and digs her nails into his chest. "Not there." River growls.
"Where then?" Jayne asks with a smirk. "I ain't a mind-readin' genius and maybe you ought be a bit more specific."
"You know where." River glares.
Jayne smirks at her and drops his hands down to rub at her hipbones.
River groans with frustration. "Not nice to tease." River says, her glare turning into a smile.
Jayne starts to get a bit worried at her smile, wonderin' what she's gonna do to get back at him. Then he growls deep in his throat when her hands move off his chest and up to cup her own breasts. She palms them roughly, pushing the soft globes together. Then she moves her hand up to suck three of her fingers into her mouth and uses the wet digits to circle around one of her pebbled nipples. Then she places her fingers around the nub and pinches firmly, making herself moan. She tugs at her other nipple with her free hand as her hips push down harder on his.
"Baby, you got no ruttin' idea how hot that is." Jayne growls as he places his hands over hers.
River moans again as his hands press against her flesh. She drops her hands back to his chest and arches into his hands. "Like yours better." River moans. "Doesn't feel the same with my own."
Jayne rubs his thumbs over her nipples before pinching both nubs firmly.
"Oh..oh..mmm..that feels.." River whimpers as he tugs and pulls and pinches her flesh.
"Say my name." Jayne orders with a growl. "Wanna hear you say it. Come on, baby, you wanna fly, you gotta say it." He then flips them over so he can control the pressure and depth of each thrust.
River tries to get his name to come out but only manages the occasional whimper. "Ohh..ohh.." She writhes under him in distress as pushes deep and hard enough to stimulate her body but not get her off.
Jayne reaches between them and rubs his thumb against her clit.
River whimpers loudly and wraps her legs around his hips. "Oh..Jayyynee.."
"That's it baby girl." Jayne growls. "Again."
Him name becomes a mantra as it leaves her mouth. "Jaynejaynejaynejayne.." River moans. "Jayne….please…"
Jayne pinches her clit and pushes deeply into her.
"JAYNE!" River squeals loudly and then moans as she orgasms.
Jayne groans as her walls clench around him and then he pushes erratically into her as he nears his own orgasm. He cums with a shout, pushing deep inside her. He flips over onto his back and River collapses onto his chest.
"Don't be goin' back to sleep now." Jayne says a few minutes later. "We gotta go up fore your brother and Mal come stormin' down here to check on you."
"I'd rather just sleep, thank you." River murmurs as she cuddles into his chest.
Jayne chuckles and tickles her belly.
"No fair." River squeals as she tries to move away from his fingers. She starts to slide off the side of his chest and his elbow bumps the bruise on her chest; she can't help the tears that fill her eyes.
Jayne feels her deep gasp and sees the tears filling her eyes. "Jesus, baby, I'm sorry." Jayne says quietly.
"It's okay." River replies a few seconds later. "You didn't do it on purpose."
"C'mere." Jayne orders.
River crawls on to his lap and leans back against his chest.
"You shoulda stopped me from bein' so rough." Jayne says as he reaches for the tube on his weapon's rack. He squeezes some of the crème onto his finger and gently rubs it on the bruise. "I don't wanna hurt you."
"It didn't hurt then." River grips his arm with a wince.
Jayne rubs the crème into her skin as gently as he can, gritting his teeth when she winces. The bruise on her chest is about the size of his fist and right between her tits. It's a deep bluish-purplish color and he knows it's gotta hurt like a bitch. He puts the cap back onto the tube and drops it on the rack. "You alright, baby?" Jayne asks as he hugs her to his chest, being careful to avoid her bruise.
"Mm hm." River murmurs as she rubs her face against his chest. She drops a kiss on the scar she left and giggles when he drops one her chest. "You're goatee tickles my skin."
"Well then, we'll just have to see how much, when you ain't all bruised up that is." Jayne comments. "But for now, this man's gotta eat somethin'."
"But you have." River says huskily.
Jayne groans. "Jesus, baby, you really are gonna be the death of me." He stands her on her feet and then gives her ass a gentle smack. "Get dressed."
River squeals and turns around to shimmy her ass at him. She dodges his next playful smack with a giggle and runs across the room to find her clothes.
Jayne laughs at her giggles as he pulls his pants on. He pulls a shirt on and then grabs his boots. He glances up in time to see River pulling her skirt up and over her naked ass. "Thought we talked bout the panties thing?"
"Not going on a job." River replies as she reaches for her bra. She holds it in one hand and then drops it back on the floor.
"Gorramit, baby, you can't really expect me to keep my hands off ya if'n you're gonna be walkin' round with no underthings." Jayne growls.
"Don't want to wear panties and the bra would hurt." River replies. She glances around his bunk in confusion. "Where is my shirt?"
"You left it in the infirmary, remember?" Jayne growls, not liking the memory of her walkin' through the boat without a shirt on. "Which you ain't gonna do again, dong ma?"
"Maybe I like being naked." River replies as she slinks over to him.
Jayne grabs her arm and pulls her onto his lap. "I like ya bein' naked but I don't want you naked round anybody but me." He drops a kiss onto her mouth, his teeth nipping at her lips. He then breaks the kiss and reaches behind him to grab a t-shirt. "Arms up."
River puts her arms up as he pulls his shirt down her arms. She pokes her head through the neck hole and then frees her hair. "I like your clothes." River says. "They smell nice."
Jayne rolls his eyes and ushers her towards the ladder. "I don't smell nice."
River pauses her decent up the ladder and turns her head to bury her nose in his neck. "Sweat, smoke, guns, whiskey and sex." River whispers, breathing deeply. She gives his neck a good nip before pulling away. "Smells nice to me." Then she climbs up the ladder before he can say anything.
Jayne groans when he catches a glimpse of her naked ass and follows her out of his bunk.
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"I give up." Wash says defeated. "There's no hope left. The hope is gone."
"Wash, I think you're being a little over dramatic." Simon replies. "It's just going to take time."
"Then why don't you show me how?" Wash says.
"Umm." Simon tugs at his ear. "I've never actually done it before myself but I have read various things on it."
"Kaylee, you're a girl, you should know how." Wash says.
"Just cause I'm a girl, don't make me all knowledgeable bout it." Kaylee replies. "Inara, you know anythin'?"
"This is completely beyond my range of expertise." Inara replies.
"There ain't a one of us that knows how?" Mal says. "Whadda bout River? She's the genius and all, maybe she does."
"She would have never had the opportunity to learn." Simon replies.
Mal glances up at the door when he hears heavy footsteps. "Mornin'."
"Mornin'." Jayne grunts as he walks straight to the coffee pot.
"River, are you okay?" Simon asks, resisting the urge to jump up and check on her.
"Jayne took care of me." River replies as she studies the objects lying on the table. "What are you trying to do?"
"Wash wanted to learn how to change a diaper." Simon answers.
Jayne moves up behind River, a cup of coffee in one hand and a plate of food in the other. "That's supposed to be a kid?"
Wash looks down at the 'baby' Kaylee had made. Its body was made from a square pillow, its legs and arms from some spare piping, and its head from a round pillow. "Don't make fun of my child." Wash says. "He can't help how he looks."
"I don't think the diaper is on correctly." River comments. "I'm also fairly certain if that were a real child, it would be bleeding."
"You know how to put one on?" Wash questions.
River studies the 'baby' and the small towel they are using as a diaper. "I think there is a mathematical structure but I can't find it."
Wash tries once again to fix the diaper but just ends up poking the 'baby' again with the safety pin. "There's no way anybody can do this without poking a dozen holes in the kid."
"I think you two are panicking." Zoe says, looking between her stressed out husband and captain. "We still have four months."
"And there's still a dozen different things we gotta do and learn to do and 4 months ain't a lot of time." Mal protests.
"Whadda mean we?" Jayne questions. "I thought this was Wash's kid."
"It is." Wash replies, glaring at Mal. "But for some reason, Mal thinks that he's the father."
"Not the father." Mal replies. "The godfather."
"You could just have your own kid, you know that?" Wash points out.
"Why go through all the trouble when I can share yours?" Mal says with a grin. "I get to play with it, spoil it, and then you get to punish it. It's going to like me more."
Wash glares at Mal.
"I can try to download some more instructions off the cortex." Simon offers. "There has to be something out there that will help."
"Ain't a one of you that knows how?" Jayne asks as he sits down. River drops down onto his lap and picks at his food. "Shepard, you didn't ever change diapers when you was off savin' people?"
"No, I've never had the pleasure." Book answers.
"Little Kaylee, I thought you had all them older brothers." Jayne says. "Didn't one of em have a kid?"
"Yeah, all four of em have kids." Kaylee replies. "But I always got outa baby duty, stuff to fix and all."
"I'm the youngest and none of my brothers or sisters had kids when I left home." Wash says before Jayne can ask him. "And Zoe and Mal are both only children."
"Doc, you're what 7 or 8 years older than River." Jayne comments. "Didn't you change her diapers?"
River wrinkles her nose. "I chose to believe I did not wear diapers for very long."
Simon laughs. "Mei-mei, not even you were born toilet-trained." Simon says. "And no, I never changed her diaper or anything along those lines. We had a nanny."
Jayne watches as Wash once again tries to fix the diaper. "You ain't doin' it right." Jayne says. He reaches out and snags the 'baby' and within seconds, the diaper is situated on the pillow perfectly. "There."
Mal stares at Jayne and looks around to see the rest of the crew doing the same. "You know how to change diapers?"
"Looks like." Jayne replies.
River leans back against his chest and looks up at him. "You did not tell me you can take care of infants."
"Ain't somethin' I advertise." Jayne replies. "Ruins my image."
"I think it's cute." River says, reaching up to kiss his chin.
"Ain't cute." Jayne growls.
River smiles and cuddles further into his chest.
"You wanna explain why my big, bad, killer merc knows how to change diapers?" Mal says, still slightly in shock.
"I'm the oldest of seven kids, Mal." Jayne replies. "Ain't a thing bout babies that I don't know how to do."
Mal and Wash both stare at Jayne.
"No, hell no." Jayne says, not liking the looks he's getting. "I ain't no baby care teacher."
"I could order you." Mal points out.
"Hell, Mal, most of it is just instinct." Jayne says. "And most folks just learn their own ways. Ain't much you can be teached. And I'm gonna be a bit busy for a while anyways."
"Busy?" Mal repeats. "Busy doin' what? We ain't got a job lined up and nothin' to do till we get to Badger's."
"Ain't nothin' you need to concern yourselves on." Jayne replies as he finishes the rest of his coffee. He picks up the last piece of food and moves it to River's mouth.
River nips his fingers before using her tongue to snake the food off his fingers.
"You still hungry, baby?" Jayne asks roughly.
"Yes." River answers, sucking on his fingers. "Very, very hungry."
Jayne stands up and fumbles with River's body. "We'll see ya later."
"Gorramit, Jayne." Mal yells at his back. "You ain't spendin' this entire trip in your bunk too."
Jayne doesn't even stop his exit of the mess, River's limps wrapped around his body, her mouth attached to his throat.
"I think I just changed my mind." Mal says with a wince. "If it keeps me from seein' what we just did, they can stay in his bunk as long as they want."
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"Glad you two can join us." Mal comments when River and Jayne walk into the bay.
"Just wanted to see how far we are from Persephone." Jayne replies.
"Bout 10 hours or so." Mal says.
"What?" Jayne grunts. "I thought we had a few days ride."
"We did, three days ago." Mal replies. "You guys have been down in your bunk for 3 days."
"Huh." Jayne mutters. "Didn't seem that long."
"Mei-mei, do you need food?" Simon asks, sending Jayne a glare. "Or water?"
"She's fine, doc." Jayne answers. "And I don't appreciate you implyin' I would starve her."
"I'm not saying….I just haven't seen my sister in three days." Simon replies. "At least last time you came out for dinner."
"Ain't our fault you was all sleepin' when we came out to eat." "Jayne says.
"Jayne, why don't we throw some shoes while the doc visits with his sister." Mal says.
"Alright." Jayne agrees reluctantly. He spins River around and drops a kiss on her mouth. Then with a smack on her ass, he sends her towards Simon and Kaylee.
"Mei-mei, are you okay?" Simon questions, giving his sister a hug.
"Fine." River answers. "I am fine, Simon, there is no need to worry. Jayne takes very good care of me."
"I'm sure he does, River, but Simon's been awful worried." Kaylee replies. "Next time, you should at least check in every day or so."
"Never thought about it." River admits.
"Mei-mei, he is making you stay.." Simon starts to ask quietly.
River places a hand on his arm. "Simon, Jayne would never force me to do anything." River interrupts. "You were okay with this before, what has changed?"
"I didn't realize he would take up all your time." Simon replies. "I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I guess I'm jealous. You don't need me anymore."
"No, I don't need you but you're still my brother, Simon." River agrees. "I'm sorry if I worried you."
"It's okay." Simon replies. "I guess I'm going to have to get a life of my own now."
"Yes." River agrees. She gives Simon a hug and reaches up to kiss his cheek. "Just don't forget about your bratty sister."
"I never could." Simon replies as he kisses her forehead.
"What's goin' on?" Jayne questions from across the bay. "Doc, you best not be upsettin' her."
"We are just talking, Jayne." River assures him. "I'm fine."
Jayne watches them for a few seconds before going back to the game him, Mal, Wash, and Book are playing.
"You two are spending a lot of time alone." Inara comments to River.
"Yes." River agrees.
"Do ya have sex the entire time?" Kaylee asks curiously.
Simon blushes and covers his face with his hand.
"Not the entire time." River answers. "Sometimes I draw and Jayne cleans his guns or we just talk but yes, we do have a lot of sex."
Simon groans, his face turning a deeper shade of red.
"Are you harassin' your brother?" A voice growls into River's ear.
River leans back against Jayne's chest with a happy sigh. "Yes."
"Gorramit, Jayne, we was in the middle of a game." Mal yells. "Can't you go 10 gorram minutes without touchin' her?"
"What?" Jayne replies. "Course I can. Just don't want to."
River rubs her ass against Jayne's crotch. "Could you really?" And then she pulls away from him and walks across the room.
Jayne watches as River walks away and moves to stand behind her brother. Her hand slips down to rub the soft skin of her lower belly through her dress. With a low growl, Jayne stalks around Simon to grab River's arm and pull her against his chest.
"But it has not been 10 minutes." River says, her hands moving out to grab his chest for support.
"Guess I was wrong." Jayne growls as his hand rub down her back to cup her ass. "You gotta start wearin' panties when we ain't in my bunk. I ain't gonna be able to concentrate otherwise."
River moans as Jayne massages her ass cheeks and then jumps up to wrap her legs around his waist.
Jayne slips his hands under the bottom of her dress to cup her bare ass. "Mmm, baby, you feel so good." Jayne growls as he drops his mouth onto hers.
River moans again and rocks herself against him.
Jayne stumbles over to a crate and sits her down on it. Her legs spread eagerly and Jayne steps between them. He groans when her hands cup his cock and then pushes her hands away to free himself.
River wraps her legs around his hips again and moans loudly when he pushes inside her. His hands brace her back as he leans down to suck at her nipples through the shirt she's wearing. The sex is hot and fast, both of them climaxing within minutes.
"You okay?" Jayne asks, his head lying between her breasts as he breathes heavily.
"Fine." River pants. "Just wonderful."
Jayne drops a kiss on River's lips before pulling away from her. He looks around the bay confusedly. "Where'd everybody go?"
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