"Hey, Vexen, It's nearly--" Larxene froze midsentance and midstep, surveyed the scene in front of her and blinked. Vexen was standing in his lab, in front of a glass window. Beyond the window was a small room in which he tested his expiriments. And in the small room, with Vexen watching closely, was Axel.

Stripping.

"...WHAT Is he doing!" Demanded the Apathetic Princess, not so apathetic at the moment. Watching Axel twirl his shirt around and sing, off key, "I'm too sexy."can tear the poker-face right out of you.

"Uhm..." Vexen tilted his head back slightly, attempting to look innocent. "Kareoke?"

"Ugh... whatever." Hand on her forehead, she turned and walked out. She'd have to ask Namine to get rid of that memory for her. "It's time for dinner." She added as she closed the door.

"What's her problem?" Axel grunted, having finished his song and scattered his clothing everywhere.

"PMS?" Vexen suggested, turning his full attention back on the pyro.

They all sat at the same place for dinner, in the large pearly white dining room of Castle Oblivion. Because Marluxia was in charge here, and he was so very OCD, he made sure of it. He went up and down his list, making sure everything was completely and totally in order. He even had a diagram of where everyone will sit, labelled and everything. Marluxia always sat at the head of the table. On his right side, in order from closest to him to farthest, was Vexen, Axel and Larxene. To his right in the same order were Zexion, Demyx and Roxas. At the other end of the table was Namine. And why, you wonder, is Demyx and Roxas there? Because they're cool, and I said so. And why, you also wonder, is Lexaeus not there? Because I don't like him. Even if he where here, I don't know anything about him. SO THERE.

"OH MY GOOD GOLLY GOSH!" Marluxia gasped over-dramatically in the highest voice you have ever heard when he realised the seat next to Axel was empty. "WHERE OH WHERE IS LARXENE?"

"I ATE HER!" Axel shouted before anyone else could respond, causing all eyes to fall on him.

"...I saw her on my way here." Zexion said all bishounen-like, "Leaving Vexen's room. She looked sick."

"THAT WILL NOT DO!" Marluxia shrieked, flailing his arms like a schoolgirl presented with a spider. "ALL ORGANIZATION MEMBERS MUST BE HERE, VOMITING OR OTHERWISE!"

"Mellow out, duuude." Demyx said because he looks like a hippie "Ya just gotta, go with the floow."

"SILENCE YOU FILTHY BUM!" Marluxia had not lowered his voice since he started talking "I COMMAND LARXENE TO COME HERE NOW!" His eyes were closed tight and his shoulders tensed as if he expected her to actually hear him. "I shall give you to the count of three, Larxene. One..."

"HOLY SHIT!" Demyx screamed, grabbing his head and he stood up, causing his plate to flip over. "I'M COMING DOOOOWN!" He ran out of the room screaming. Vexen poked his food, waiting eagerly to continue his expiriment. He was working on a love potion. And by that, I mean he's perfecting his ability to hide viagra in cookies. Axel was his test subject, of course. Not a very good one... you could give him a knife and tell him it was candy and he'd still eat it.

"I'll go get her." Zexion said finally, because all this time Marluxia has been ranting about perfect and flawless procedure, etc. etc.

"NO!" Marluxia cried, his voice extremely high again "WE ARE ALREADY MISSING ONE, WE CANNOT RISK ANOTHER!"

"Actually..." Zexion tilted his head "Demyx just ran off, Axel jumped out the window, Namine and Roxas fell asleep andVexen is choking on a fork. You're missing three people, two are unconsious and one more is dying."

"NOOHOOHOHO!" Marluxia cried once more, kicking Roxas and Namine awake. "Roxas! Go get the junkie and the pincushion! Namine! Use your magical powers to make Whatshisface stop dying. MOOOVE OUT!"

"B-but... I only have power over memories..." Namine whined as Roxas ran out and Vexen seizured on the floor.

"DON'T TALK BACK TO ME!" Marluxie screetched and slapped her, Zexion usin his magical lacking a voice actor, fighting skills and element to save Vexen. How? Because I said so bitch! Meanwile Roxas appeared with Axel and Demyx in tow.

"Maaan." Demyx smiled obliviously "That was killer."

"Yeah." Axel agreed "Jumping out of windows is FUN!"

"No!" Roxas scolded, "Bad. Jumping out of windows is BAD. Santa Claus wont give you any presents if you're bad. He'll just rape you horribly and painfully. And unless you like that sort of thing, well... you wont like it very much."

"OKAY!" Marluxia threw his hands into the air "ROLL CALL! MARLUXIA! HERE! Zexion! ...ZEXION? OH MY GOD WHERE IS HE!" He began to hyperventelate, because Zex got bored and left. "HEE HOOO HEE HOO HEE HOO."

"...Lamaze breathing...?" Vexen blinked, because he's bill nye the science guy. "OMFG MARLUXIA IS IN LABOR!" He tore off his dress thingy to reveal a doctor's oufit.

"THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!" Axel cried, because it's true.

"I NEED A NURSE. Does anyone have an prior expirience in this feild?" Vexen's eyes whipped around the room from left to right, hoping and praying one of them was a nurse so he wouldn't have to part Marluxia's legs...

"I got constipated once!" Axel piped up, smiling gleefully "It wouldn't come out so I was all, 'URRRGH URRRRGH!' That's kinda like having a baby, right? Only babies smell better."

"Okay! Axel, you stand here." Vexen had parted Marluxia's legs, pointing Axel to between them. "..and cup your hands. Okay, Marl, PUSH!" How a baby was supposed to get through Marluxia's pants I do not know. A moment passed in which Vexen screamed "PUUUSH!" a lot until finally...

FAAAAAART.

"Wow!" Axel laughed "I guess babies DO smell like being constipated!"

That was one of the weirdest stories I have ever written. I have been hit with Kingdom Hearts fandom like a ton of bricks. Found out I had a buncha money saved up and bought Chain of Memories, and I have to say my first impression was as follows;

HOLY SHIT LARXENE HAS THE COOLEST HAIR EVER.

Then I realized, "Holy shit the new game is coming out soon!" So I got it, and I'm happy. Well, I was, until they killed off Demyx... -cries- NOOOOOOOOO DEMYX I LOVE YOOOOOOU! At least I can degrade myself by writing insane fanfiction involving you on crack. -hugs dem plushie-