Chapter : Jerry Springer
So, I was almost finished the new chapter, then the power went off in my house. Well my computer doesnt like being turned off so it got screwed up and nothing worked! I had to reformat and I lost my story. That made me angry to say the least. So I got mad and I can barely remember what i wrote and so I decided to do this till i could remember everything. So here it is, the Love of an Artist Jerry Springer Special!
JERRY JERRY JERRY
Ah yes, the Jerry Springer Show, the place with no respect no rules and total madness. Not to mention the total freaks they get on this show. " I cheated on my wife with her brother!" not even kidding, that was an actual episode. sigh Well, here we go. And sorry if its not to accurate, I dont watch it to often.
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY All the fans in the audience chanted his name as said person walked out onto stage and began to shake members of the audiences hands. Gotta make the people think you care somehow dontcha? He stopped right by the edge of an aile before saying "Hello, Im Jerry Springer and this is the Jerry Springer show." The crowd erupted once more. "Today we've got 2 interesting cases, please welcome Sango."
The camera turned to a young girl sitting in the chairs on stage, nervously watching the crowd.
"Hello Sango, now can you tell us why you are here?"
She nodded, "Well Jerry, I met a guy not to long ago who turned out to be a real letcher," her words were laced with venom, "Anyways...things led to another and I fell in love with him...my friend tells me that he has feelings for me as well BUT... he still hits on anything female that moves," she looked more then a little irritated.
"And he does this infront of you?" Asked Jerry and Sango nodded in response. "Is it serious when he hits on these girls?"
"If you call asking everyone to bear his children serious then yes." the crowd came out in "ooohhh" at Sango's response.
"So he has feelings for you..but goes after these other women and asks to have children with them?"
Sango once again nodded, "And you love him why?" he gave the audience a questionable look while Sango gave him an evil glare that he didnt see.
"So you are here to tell him that you love him?"
"Yes, and to ask him to decide, me or them."
"Alright, lets get him out here, please welcome Miroku."
The boy in question, Miroku, came walking out rather proudly but stopped short when the crowd began to boo. Obviously he was not a crowd favourite.
Sango stood up and waited for him. He looked questionably at Sango, not sure as to the reason he was here in the first place. She shrugged at him and sat down, he also sat down in the empty chair next to her.
"Hello Miroku," greeted Jerry.
"Hello Jerry, nice to see you..."
"So we are here with Sango and she tells us that you go around asking random women to bear your child?"
"Yes Jerry, I do infact do that.." the crowd started to boo once again.
"Alright, can I ask why? Why would you do this and why infront of Sango?"
"Actually Jerry, I do it to make her jelous." the crowd began to laugh.
"Well that could be a good thing, Sango has something she came here to say."
Sango's face turned bright red as she looked at the face of her love. "M-Miroku...I...l...l-love..you." she looked down, "So decide, those girls...or me."
He smiled and brought her into a smeltering kiss.
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY
"We'll be back after the break with our next group entitled 'Im in love with my girlfriends reincarnation.'
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JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY
"So were back here with Inu-Yasha, did I pronounce it right?" he asked the boy entitled Inu-Yasha.
He nodded in aproval. "So tell us why you are here."
"well Jerry, I've had the same girlfriend for...about a year now. But she is different now, a total bitch. I dont know what happened to her, it's just not the girl I used to love. So then I found this other girl who I found out was my girlfriends reincarnation because my girlfriend had been dead at one point and brought back, LONG STORY. Anyways, this girl is sweet and nice and so much more of what I wanted and so I fell in love with her."
"Alright, so you are here to break it off with the girlfriend?"
"Yes Jerry."
"Well weve got her reincarnation here, please welcome Kagome."
Inu-Yasha stood up and waited for the girl, Kagome. When she got to him she innocently kissed him, blushing at the same time and then took her seat next to Inu-Yasha.
"Hello Kagome."
"Hello Jerry."
"So, did you know you were some girls reincarnation?"
She sighed, "Yes I did. I met her briefly when we found out and havent had much contact since. She does NOT like me."
"Well then this is gonna cause a problem here." he turned to Inu-yasha, "So how long have you known Kagome?"
He turned to her, not sure of the exact date and said, "2 months?" and Kagome nodded.
So youve been sleeping with her for-"
"We havent had sex..." Kagome interupted.
Jerry gave her a questioning look and said, "ok, youve been seeing this girl for 2 months and you didnt break it off with the girlfriend...why not?"
He slightly smiled, "She is a scary bitch. I figured if i did it on t.v. she wouldnt be able to kill me."
The crowd laughed. "Alright, well weve got her back there waiting, please welcome Kikyo."
An almost replica of Kagome walked out from the back and charged at Kagome, grabbing at her hair, anything she could while the security guards tried to pull her off.
"You BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!"
Inu-Yasha stood helplessly at the sidelines, waiting for the brawl to end, secretly hoping they have to shoot Kikyo. They finally pulled the 2 girls apart when Kikyo lunged forward and attacked once more, the crowd cheering wildly. Once THAT fight had been seperated Kagome took refuge behind Inu-Yasha. She was not one to fight. She hated violence.
Kikyo, who was a little rugged around the edges and a crazed look among her eyes sat in the empty chair, coldly looking around, almost challenging anybody who opposed.
"Hello Kikyo, welcome to the show." Jerry greeted a little hesitantly. Her cold eyes now on him, giving him goosebumps that he fought off to look good for the camera. "I assume by now you know why you are here?"
"Yes, because of my cheeting son of a bitch boyfriend." her bitter words came out.
"Well technically he wasnt cheeting, he never did sleep with Kagome." countered Jerry.
"It really makes no difference. He betrayed me. Why would you betray me Inu-Yasha?" She looked helplessly towards him for the first time and he had almost half the heart to go give her a hug.
"Because...I love Kagome." he looked down, shamefully. If he could have a choice he would keep both but he knew that wouldnt go over well and he wanted Kagome more.
Kikyo then set her cold gaze of death on the innocent Kagome on the other side of Inu-Yasha. "You stole my boyfriend you stupid bitch!" she stood up, "Why the BEEP would you do that you whore!"
Inu-Yasha then stood up, "Kagome...is not a whore. Do not call her one ever again." he cracked his fingers to show her he was serious. "Kikyo, were over. Thats what I came to say to you. Now it's said, I dont want you in my life. Pick up your shit and get out of my house."
"I treated you with nothing but-"
"You treated me like a dog!" he interupted. "And I know you've been cheating on me with Onigumo." as he sat back down he said the word "whore" very quietly.
Kikyo stared at him, her eyes burning holes through him. The whole audience was feeling her creepy voodoo vibes.
Jerry looked to the camera, "We'll be back after these messages."
And so concludes the Jerry Springer Special. I'm not really sure why I wrote this...idn. It was fun though. I wanted to write something. Now I can start with the normal Chapter.
Chapter 15
She grabbed the doorknob and opened it...
As if in slow motion the door opened, Inu-Yasha was unable to see who was on the other side from where he stood. He didnt really want to know. meeting the family is the most crucial moment for a boyfriend. He needs to get the approval of the family no matter what or they will not let Kagome be with him. They will probe her mind until she sees him as some ugly undeserving monster and next trip for him, dumpsville, population Inu-Yasha. So he put his game face on, this game called for a smile, not a smirk and not a cocky smile. It cant look forced either, it had to be natural, warm and friendly. Sounds easy? HAHAHA as if. If it was more people would be married.
So he waited, the butterflys consuming him, surrounding him, eating him alive. Suddenly butterflys didnt look as innocent as they used to, they seemed like vicious carniverous bugs out for human flesh. Stupid butterfly, never has there been a more wiser qoute then "it was the butterfly I tell you, the butterfly!" If you do not know who said that it was Seymour Skinner from the Simpsons. Were little Bart butterflys destroying him from inside? It seemed like it. So he waited and the door was finally fully ajar.
Kagome disapeared behind the door, out of his line of sight. "Mom!" she happily said. "Hello Grandpa, Souta. Oh, Ginnie and Nikita! I didnt realize you would be here!" Inu-Yasha could still not see anything, he could just hear them. Mayb if he ran now they wouldnt see him. No, he had to do this for Kagome.
He inhaled deeply, and exhaled just as his eyes saw one of the friendliest smiles he'd ever seen. The woman was older, probebly in her 50's but she looked young for her age. She had aged gracefully that was for sure. Her short black hair, friendly smile and eyes made her no scarrier then a pink fluffy bunny. She stood by the door. taking off her shoes as the rest of the family walked in. Next came an old man who looked a little senile but dont most old men? The last 3 that walked in where 3 he had seen before, Kagome's little brother and his 2 friends, Ginnie and Nikita.
All the other house guests, Miroku, Sango, Rin, Sesshomaru and Shippo, walked to the door to see the family. "Everybody this is my mom, my grandpa, my brother Souta and his friends Nikita and Ginnie." Then she turned to her friends, " And this is Miroku and his girlfriend, I mean fiance," 'Fiance still sounds weird' she thought, "Sango, Thats Sesshomaru and his girlfriend Rin," 'Mate actually,' thought Sesshomaru, "Thats Shippo and this," she walked over to Inu-Yasha and put one hand on his shoulder, "is Inu-Yasha."
He smiled warmly towards the family and walked foreward to greet them. He greeted the grandfather first, "Pleasure meeting you sir," then he walked to Kagome's mother, "And its so nice to finally meet you Mrs.Higurashi," he put his hand out for her to shake but instead was enveloped in a hug, this caught him off guard of course. Most parents dont like their childs love interest but in this case she seemed to actually like him. And then there was Kagome who stood behind, almost snickering at Inu-Yasha's sudden good manners which she had never seen. Not to that extent anyways but she was grateful to him for being nice to her family. She let him go when suddenly they heard, "DEMON!" from Kagome's grandpa. Of course Inu-Yasha did not know he was a preist and could sense demonic aura. If he did he would have asked Shippo to teach him how to hide demonic aura how he does.
Inu-Yasha really did not know what to say as the man stared wide eyed at him. "I uh..." was all he could say.
"DEMON!" he said once more.
"Grandpa! Stop it." Kagome said quickly.
"Dad, dont be rude." Came Mrs.Higurashi's voice. "he's not a demon."
Kagome almost laughed. 'Uh, yes he is actually!'
"Sir, I can assure you-" Inu-Yasha tried to speak but was cut off by the old man who suddenly started to say words he could not understand. He had his hands in a certain way that Inu-Yasha knew to be used for incantations but what was he doing? Should he stop him? Well his mind wouldnt work fast enough to make a plan because he was a little distracted about how his necklace, his fathers necklace no less, suddenly began to glow. "What are you doing!" he demanded. If this old man did something to harm his father's necklace he wasnt sure he would be able to contain himself even if it was Kagome's grandpa. To his relief the necklace ceased to glow and resumed at its normal place around his neck. He tried to take it off to see if it was alright but when he tried it glowed a purple colour and wouldnt make it past his forehead. he tried with all his strength. "Kagome," he said through clenched teeth," It wont come off..."
She slightly touched her head in irritation, "Grandpa, what did you do?" she was so embarassed.
"Oh nothing," he replied, "Just a little something to keep the demon at bay."
Her eye almost twitched, "Grandpa, why dont you sit" THUMP"...down." She turned around to see Inu-Yasha, laying on the floor. "Inu-Yasha?"
Everybody else was laughing (all of the people who actually knew Inu-Yasha personally). She looked at them then bent down to help him up, but he wouldnt budge and the necklace was glowing again. Finally he dislodged himself from the floor and quickly stood up, eyeing the grandpa up. "What did you do to me old man?" his good manners suddenly pushed aside.
The old man chuckled, smiled and shrugged. Of course he knew what he did...but Inu-Yasha didnt need to know that. Kagome turned her evil glare, the one that could scare en entire army, towards her grandfather who slightly cringed in return. "Graaandpa..." her voice in a tone not of her own.
"Y-yes...dear?" wow was he regretting what he just did.
"What...did you...do?" she was trying to control her anger as much as she could but was loosing the battle, her fists tightly as her side and teeth clenched.
"Just an innocent spell, when the key word is said...well you saw what happened..."
"Get to the point!" Inu-Yasha barked, "How do we take it off."
"Im not telling!" the old man yelled back, "I want my Kagome safe from demons!"
"Dad!" Mrs.Higurashi said in a voice worthy of Kagome, "He is NOT a demon, now be nice!"
Arent family get togethers fun? Inu-Yasha suddenly regretted not taking a little more interest in what Kagome's family did for a living. I mean, who could have guessed that her grandfather was a preist... He could already tell that there would be much more family get togethers just like this one... Oh for joy, how lucky was he. 'bet that old man would be furious to know that there was 2 demons living under his roof.' he thought, thinking about Ginnie and Nikita, one of which was a cat, the other a wolf which was made clear when she suddenly became attracted to Kouga that one day in the mall which ended in disapointment when Ayame showed up, pregnant.
So after lots of arguing, the family finally made peace and began to mingle. Miroku was talking to Kagome's grandfather about being a priest, a profession that always sounded interesting to him. Souta, Nikita and Ginnie, who were around the same age as Shippo, were talkngi about the school's they whent to. Shippo and Souta thought it was a riot over what school was like in Canada. They didnt even wear uniforms! Like c'mon! But Souta had other things on his mind. He hesitantly sat up from his chair and walked to Inu-Yasha.
"Uhm, Inu-Yasha sir?"
Inu-Yasha looked curiously at him, "Hmm?"
"Could I..mayb...talk to you in private?"
He gave Kagome a questionable look, asking if it was ok to go, she nodded yes so he said, "Sure kid...the kitchen then?"
he could feel the kid nervously figiting behind him, his pulse going faster then normal.
By this point no one was saying anything, just staring and Inu-Yasha was growing steadily more uncomfertable by the second.
I know, I know, this is a stupid place to end it but its been forever since I last updated and I just wanted you ppl to be happy. I havent been in town much lately and my boyfriend came into town so I was busy with that. Lots of things distracted me, then of course my comp got screwed up and I had to reformat yet again..3 times. And sorry for any mispelt words! I dont have microsoft word...I used word pad sigh Well ok Sukida
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