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A/N: Here's Chapter 3!

"You guys have your story!"

"We want another!"

"DAD!" Danny and Jazz yelled in disbelief.

"That was a good story!"

"Okay?" Sam said warningly

"Oh God!" Everyone except Jack said.

Hansel and Gretel

Once long ago in a cut down rainforest, lived a ghost obsessed lumberjack, his wife, and children. One day the poor lumberjack and his wife decided to stop cutting down trees and fight ghosts. Then they became incredibly poor. They decided their children, Danny and Jazz, needed to be dumped in an abandoned part of the rainforest so they could be eaten by starving chipmunks.

"Sam?"

"What, Danny?"

"Never mind." The halfa said shaking his head.

So the children's mother put them into a wheelbarrow and dumped them into a ditch.

"I feel loved!" Danny said. Sam walked over and gave him a hug. "Better?" She asked. No one answered.

So when the children woke up they thought their house blew up.

"Oh, no!" The clueless Danny said.

"Hey! I would say something better than 'Oh, No!'"

"Are you telling this story?"

"No."

"Then shut it."

The stupid and clueless children ran into a techno-geek and a Goth. They warned the children not to go into the mansion up ahead because it was owned by a cheese obsessed crazy Fruit Loop.

"Vlad." Danny and Jazz said.

And you know what the kids did?

…

Hm?

…

They went in anyway.

"Go figure."

"You had your chance to talk Danny!"

"Fine, fine! Go ahead."

Inside they were immediately attacked with chainsaws and baked into something

The End

"That's it?" Sam's dad asked.

"Yeah. I never liked that one much anyway." Sam returned.

"Not much of a story." Jazz said.

"Alright."

Jazz and Danny were attacked by chainsaws and their blood spewed over everything and then Danny Phantom got a chainsaw and killed the first person who said anything to the storyteller about how the story ended!

"Like I said, Good Story!" Jazz said looking testily at Danny whose eye was twitching slightly.

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