Disclaimer: I own Danny Phantom…NOT!
A/N: Here's the final installment of the saga of Sam's Stories. BoldTucker
"Here's the LAST story." Sam said as the lights flickered, deciding whether to stay on or not.
"THANK GOD!" Danny said.
Jack and the Beanstalk
There once was a stupid prepubescent boy by the name of Danny.
"Hey! I have totally hit pub—"
Danny's family lived in poverty because of taxes and stuff like that. So one day Danny's mother kicked him out and told him to sell the family's ghost cow or don't come back.
"GHOST!" Jack yelled. Sam's parents looked at each other hoping their daughter wouldn't do that.
Yeah, okay. So Danny ran into a hobo named…Kwan.
"He did say he would become a hobo." Tucker said.
"Dude, wanna buy a cow?" Danny asked the hobo.
"Sure here's some bean—I mean money." The hobo lied.
"Sweet edible money!" Danny said leaving the cow and hobo, not realizing he'd been tricked.
So Danny's mother was not happy to see the "edible money" as Danny was. She chucked them out the window of their shack and forced Danny to sleep in a box until the next morning.
"This story's making me depressed." Danny said.
"Good."
"You're mean."
"Thank You."
The next morning, the beans turned into a 1000 foot beanstalk (Go Figure) and Danny thought that cows grew on the beanstalk; so he climbed up it to get a new cow for his family. Up the giant beanstalk, were a bigger shack and a giant techno-geek named Tucker.
"I'M THE GIANT!"
Yes. A giant named Tucker. Tucker was a lonely old giant that needed a cat (I'd use Vlad but he's getting a bit old)
"True."
So the giant picked up Danny and called him a moron for thinking cows grew on trees, so—
That's it. I'm taking over!
"Hey!"
So Danny, upset because now he had to live in a box, decided to chill with the giant and his prisoner, a Goth girl who Danny thought was very pretty.
"Uh, well—"
"I'm getting to the good part."
So Danny decided to go steady with the Goth. But—
But the giant wanted to torture the poor Goth and make her eat meat so Danny decided to, against the giants orders, take the Goth back to his house. Tucker was furious, so he went after the two.
When Danny—
So when Danny and Sam got to the bottom of the beanstalk they made out for about two hours. So when Tucker got down to halfway—
Danny took a chainsaw and cut down the beanstalk and killed the horrible giant.
Then they got married and lived happily ever after.
"Who's up for Jazz's idea of getting electrocuted?" Danny said blushing.
"Look the rain stopped." Mrs. Manson stopped.
"NO MORE STORIES!" Nearly everyone, except Jack who was thinking about fudge, yelled.
The End
A/N: Has hard as it was to end this, it was getting stale and I gotta finish 'Fighting with the Future." Hope you enjoyed Tucker and Sam's story!