Zatch Bell and the Seven Trials of Doom
CHAPTER 3
Curse of the Dark Lord
Zatch and Kiyo re-materialize in a dark, creepy graveyard.
Zatch: Kiyo! Im scared of this place!
Kiyo:...Boo
Zatch: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Kiyo: Geez, Zatch! Youre such a fraidy cat! Theres nothing to be afraid of! Its just a big dark field filled with rotting dead people only six feet below us on a full moon night.
Zatch: I hate you, Kiyo!
Voice: Greetings gentlemen.
Zatch and Kiyo turn around to see a thin man in dark black robes. He had a thin, pale face, red eyes, and two slits for nostrils.
Voldemort: My name is Lord Voldemort.
Kiyo: Are you evil?
Voldemort: Why yes, I am. and I have been hired to kill you. So you killed that turtle-like thing did you? Well, he was rather weak, I suppose. No matter! Now, we shall fight.
Kiyo: Okay Zatch! Get ready! ZAKER!
Zatch quickly turns around and faces Kiyo
Kiyo: What the-?
Zatch blasts Kiyo.
Kiyo: OW OW OW! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Zatch; Thats for calling me a fraidy cat, you big MEANIE!
Voldemort: uh...gentlemen?
Kiyo: Fine! Whatever! Now wer'e even!
Zatch: Okay!
Voldemort: Enough of this foolishness! Bow to me!
Kiyo: ZAKER!
Voldemort: PROTEGO!
The lightning bolt bounces off of Voldemort.
Voldemort: I see that you use magic as well? Very well. AVADA KEDAVRA!
Zatch: Cast a spell, Kiyo! Hurry!
Kiyo: RASHIELD!
The green curse bounces off of the shield and flies off into the distance.
Voldemort: Arrgh! Crucio!
Zatch screams and falls to the ground,
Zatch: AAAAHHHHH! THE PAIN!
Voldemort: Dance my little monkey! Dance!
Kiyo: Excuse me, but Im about to punch you just as hard as my adolescent arm allows me and I just wanted to let you know.
Voldemort: Leave me alone, you Japanese bastard! Im trying to torture this little piggy!
Kiyo: Okay.
He punches Voldemort, which lifts the curse on Zatch.
Zatch: THAT HURT YOU BRITTISH PEICE OF-
Kiyo: ZAKERUGA!
The beam of lightning hits Voldemort in the chest. He falls backwards.
Kiyo: He's down! Time for the finisher!
Zatch: Do it!
Kiyo: Okay! The Eleventh Spell...
Zatch: What! That one?
Kiyo: Why not?
Zatch: Well, the American readers probably dont know about that one yet!
Kiyo; I dont care! The Eleventh Spell...BAOU KUROU DISUGURUGU!
A giant hand made of electricity emerges from the ground.
Voldemort: Oh crap.
It slams onto Voldemorts body, ultimatley killing him.
Kiyo: We did it!
Zatch: But at what cost?
Kiyo: What do you mean?
Zatch: Think about it Kiyo. If you were reading a Zatch Bell fanfic and they were using spells you haven't learned about yet, would you keep reading? The readers are probably tuning out of this story right now
Kiyo: Dont encourage them Zatch! AND QUIT BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!
Zatch: Oh...sorry.
A letter drifts down to them. Kiyo catches it.
Dear Kiyo Takamine and Zatch Bell
Congratulations, little mamodo. You are slowly rising in my eyes and respect.You have killed the Dark Lord of the Wizarding World. This is a feat even full grown wizards couldn't do...but enough praise. You still have five more challenges ahead of you. Be strong and soon, you will have your most valuable possesions back.
The Mamodo Master
Kiyo: Who is this guy?
Zatch: Kiyo, I want my 100 pound yellowtail back
Kiyo: Alright, well then I say lets do it!
Zatch: And try not to use any spells over the Sixth, okay?
Kiyo: I hate you.
Soon, they are de-materializing again and headed towards their next feat. Stay tuned for more and please review
