a/n-this is what caffine and sleep deprivation does to ya, kids. This is Aragorn singing, lol.
Where's my Mom?
Gandalf fell and we were sad,
We told the hobbits "That's too bad"
We have to do this cause it's still our job,
I like the sound of that,
Watching hobbits, taking naps,
Arrows burn in that real hot fire,
Pippin climbs up one branch higher,
Explain our mission for the 100th time,
Breakfast 6, brunch at 9,
There's orc blood in Gimli's hair,
Frodo's foot hair in my underwear,
Been crazy all day long,
And it's only day one,
Where's my mom?
Fightin' orcs day after day,
Hearin' what Pippin has to say,
And there's that book Bilbo left,
It's a million pages long,
How much mess can Merry make?
Sam keeps saying he wants cake,
It's more than any man can take,
I REALLY miss my mom!
Well,
Arrows burn in that real hot fire,
Pippin climbs up one branch higher,
Explain our mission for the 1000th time,
Breakfast 6, brunch at 9,
There's orc blood in Gimli's hair,
Frodo's foot hair in my underwear,
Been crazy all day long,
And it's only day one,
Where's my mom?
As I fall asleep tonight,
I hope Pippin didn't eat the meat I fried,
I ought to check just one more time.
Cause,
Arrows burn in that real hot fire,
Pippin climbs up one branch higher,
Explain our mission for the millionth time,
Breakfast 6, brunch at 9,
There's orc blood in Gimli's hair,
Frodo's foot hair in my underwear,
Been crazy all day long,
And it's only day one,
Where's my mom?
Feedin' the hobbits, Leggy's squeals,
Thought there was nothin' to it,
Gandalf now I know how you feel,
What I don't know is how you do it!
Gandalf, you're my hero!