Wow! I thought that I would get no reviews or have my butt flamed off!

Sahxyel: Yes, I like Mar-Mar. He is SO hot! (squeals) The only place I can ever find anyone who likes him is on GameFAQs. And, yeah, I made Sora a total idiot.

sonicchica: Yes, writer's block can do that... And, yes, Larxene's gonna be in it. She's just awesome!

And now, Chappie 2! (Finally got to upload it sincethis site'sbeen having too much freakin' traffic lately...)

Chapter 2 - Rules

I stood tall on the podium, my hands on my hips. The unconscious forms of Sora, Kairi, Riku, Axel, Larxene, and Marluxia lay in front of me. (I planned to beam in more later if I got even more bored.) I chuckled. Things would get very fun once they woke up. Well, fun for me, anyway. Not so much for them.

I knew that it was finally time to put my plan into action. I made typing motions in the air, my fingers glowing blue, and everyone began to stir. Larxene was the first one to open her eyes. She groaned and sat up as everyone else regained consciousness.

"W... Where am I?" Larxene asked, looking around. Mutters of question began to swell up from the other five as if right on cue.

"Welcome, everybody," I greeted, holding out my arms. All eyes turned to me, and everyone's jaw dropped when they saw that I was an undersized teen with the world's smallest bust for someone her age. Yoiks... Shouldn't have talked about that.

"Whoa, wait a minute," Riku muttered, shaking his head. "We got kidnapped by some kid?"

"I'm not a kid!" I shrieked as pink lightning struck above out of nowhere. "And you're not kidnapped. I invited you all to this castle and just happened to teleport you here for quick access to this location."

"Why?" Sora asked.

I laughed. "Well, there's one question I didn't expect anyone would ask, especially not you. Well..." I clapped my hands together before continuing, "I was bored."

Everyone just stared at me. Marluxia coughed softly.

"So..." Axel began, hesitating slightly, "you teleported us here because you were bored?"

"Yes, okay?" I growled. I held up my hands, wiggling my fingers slightly, and sent another pink bolt at the door. The lock that sealed the door shut fell to the ground. "You see, I had writer's block and needed something to write about. So, I decided to take some of my favorite Kingdom Hearts characters here and have some fun with them." My eyes narrowed as a grin crept up my face. "And there's no escape since the door can't be unlocked."

"What?" Kairi gasped. "You... You can't do this!"

I let my smirk grow back into a frown and lifted my hand. A blue light surrounded Kairi, and she began to float in the air. She shouted in fear and began flailing her arms and legs.

"Kairi!" Sora shouted, standing up to save her. I only lifted her higher, laughing maniacally.

"You don't get it, do you?" I growled, releasing my grip from the girl. "I have power over each and every one of you. If anyone even goes near the exit door -- which is impossible to pass in the first place -- I'll blow up your brain and crush you heart... if you have one, that is.Understand?" Everyone nodded in unison. I snickered. "Excellent... Now, let's go over some rules."

I could tell that someone wanted to yell out, "You can't boss us around like this," but after what they had just witnessed, none of them dared to say a word. It was fun watching them suffer just during the first few minutes. I used my authoress powers to whip out a scroll and cleared my throat.

Rule Number One: You must do what I command you to do whether you like it or not.

Rule Number Two: Nobody is allowed outside without special permission from me.

Rule Number Three: No rebelling in any way.

Optional Rule Number Four: You don't have to do this, but I will like you a LOT more if you call me Your Highness, Your Majesty, or something to that effect.

I threw the scroll behind me and smiled. "Any questions?"

Riku raised his shaking hand. "Do we have to do this?" In response, I picked up the scroll and wrote something on it.

Rule Number Five: You have to do this.

"Crap," Riku muttered, turning away.

"Don't worry," I half-mocked, putting my hands behind my back. "It won't be as bad for some of you."

"Who are those 'some'?" Larxene asked. After a quick thought, I decided to make her not regret those words. I whipped out my pen again and wrote something else on the scroll.

Rule Number Six: The following people won't have it as bad: Riku, Axel, and Marluxia because they're hot and Larxene because she's just cool.

"Yes!" the four on the list cheered, punching the air in victory. The others groaned in protest, naturally unhappy with the decision.

"But it will still be kind of bad," I laughed.

Everything was silent. Perfect. A chance to plot their first official torture...

To be continued...

Okay, this is about as weird as any fanfic can get. Yes, even I agree. But don't flame! Again, I wrote this only because I was bored and had writer's block!

By the way, I watched some vids of up to day four of Twilight Town for KH2. I just LOVE Axel's voice. It makes him hotter. -drools-