(Note to readers: I do not own any of the characters from Kingdom Hearts.
Square Enix and Disney does.)
Just a stupid idea that me and my sister thought of.
The Ansem and Handsome Misjudgement
(Scene at the Hollow Bastion with the Boss Battle)
As Sora, Donald, and Goofy were ready to prepare for battle, the boss of the heartless, was standing behind the door to the heartless world.
The villain cried out "It is I, Ansem, leader of the Heartless! Prepare to be…"
"Wait…Handsome?" said Sora.
"What?"
"Did you just say handsome?" said a confuse Sora.
"I didn't say handsome, I said It is I, Ansem" in his evil tone of voice.
"But I thought you said just now that you were handsome?"
"Yeah, you're not handsome…" said Donald
"You're ugly" said Goofy
"Yeah …with bloody shot eyes and gray hair that makes you look old" said Sora.
"WHAT?" "How dare you insult me, the LEADER of the HEARTLESS."
"But you ARE ugly, uglier than Riku…… as least Riku doesn't have scary eyes."
"So…are you going to give back Riku? Because he would kill you with his handsomeness…"
"HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO A DISTASTEFUL KID, As you all know I'm the most POWERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL PERSON IN ALL OF KINGDOM HEARTS.
Just then, a door cracks open and a girl walks in looking at the man floatingin the air.
When Ansem met her eyes he suddenly burst into blue flames.
"NO, NO ….NOOOOOOOOOO!"
All that was left of the villain was the black ashes on the red carpet.
"Kairi!" cried Sora. "How did you kill off Ansem?"
Kairi looked at Sora. "I guess….I'm… more beautiful than he ever was."
"I would never leave you alone Sora, especially with anyone who isn't beautiful than me"
The End
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