Smile Like You Mean It
Chapter 37: Start Wearing Purple
Kagome sat in her last hour class staring at the board as the short plump teacher gave them instructions. She was bored out of her mind.
She clicked the safety pen on her desk and earned a growl from Amon as he stared at the back of her skull while she was either clicking/ tapping her pen on the desk or attempting to flick something at Mrs.Whats-her face.
"Stop it"
"Stop it" she mocked.
"mock me again and see what happens…"
"mock me again and see what happens. Keep your ego in your pants ass, I'm bored out of my fucking skull, you know, the one you've been staring at for the past ten minutes?"
"Oh good one Kagome" Sazuki whispered in her ear.
"Well he has been doing it"
She heard another growl from the male behind her and a seat scoot back very loudly.
"Excuse me, but can you watch miss Sazuki? I have to have a word with Kagome" he glowered at her "in private"
Sazuki looked like she was about to have an orgasm of happiness hearing that the freaky guard will be leaving her alone with such poor unwilling victims.
"Make him pay" She whispered to Kagome.
"Go easy on them"
"I'll try"
Kagome got up and walked out of the room with Amon and they turned the corner into a lonely and quite empty hallway.
He flicked a bit of his shoulder length black hair and looked around the hallway like there were some photos he wanted to observe.
"Why are we out here? Like the dull carpet and walls?"
"Shut up. Your such a fool. Completely unaware."
"Of what may I ask?"
"Of the shit your in, you obviously don't know what happens in the end do you?"
She looked at him, she hadn't the slightest at what he was going on about but she's starting to get some idea.
"What do you mean 'the end'?"
"The end, the way you left me, for this stupid as hell plan, well it didn't work back then what makes you think it will work now?"
' 'the way your left me….it didn't work back then'' she thought and her face lit up with sudden realization
"Oh fuck"
"Yes oh fuck, oh fuck everything" He whispered stepping towards her making her walk backwards towards the wall (and if by now you have no idea whats going on, er, slap the first person you see with a large tuna).
"So this is what its all about? You waited how long?" She said more courageously then she felt as her palms met light gray wall.
"Too long poppit."
" Poppit? I should shoot you for using that word."
"Try, it wouldn't do any good" He whispered as he pressed his body against hers pinning her completely against the wall.
"Bring back memories? (this is where everyone goes 'Awww, I know what she's talking about now!' )"
"Ugh, yeah I feel like puking now."
He narrowed his eyes and grabbed her chin with his pale hand.
"Your starting to get on my nerves. Maybe the first attack changed you."
"No just you stealing my virginity got me peeved."
"I didn't see you complaining that night."
"No hormonally challenged teenage girl would. You were hot then and if anything your hotter now."
"Stop flirting with me, it will get you no where"
She stayed silent just looked at him and tried to free her head. But seeing as he had a supa vampy grip she was stuck so she did the alternative. Kicked him in the family jewels.
She moved her legs out of the tangle of the pale black haired male and walked back into her last hour and grabbed Sazuki.
"Mister Amon, he told me to get Sazuki and go to our rooms."
Miss what's her face just looked at them and nodded.
Kagome almost squealed and grabbed Sazuki rushing out of the door.
"Oh my god! Kagome what is your problem!"
"Remember Amon our dear beloved guard of hatred?"
"Yes, I vaguely remember him." They were sitting on Kagome's bed with a Dragon's Blood incense going on the small desk in the corner.
"He's even cuter when curled on the floor crutching his dick."
"You kicked him? Dammit I wish I was there, that would have been great fun to watch."
"It was great fun to-" She was interrupted by the door swinging open. The two girls had their backs turned and they went silent and ridged.
"Where's your guard?" Sesshomaru's voice rung in the room.
Kagome turned around and looked at her favorite demon.
"Oh him. Well, guess what? He's Ozymandias."
Sesshomaru looked like someone slapped him with a large tuna (which on of you did it!).
"Really?" He asked as a demented smirk covering his face.
"Yes, and he said something like 'leaving me again' and such and such." She waved her hand in the air signally she wasn't terribly worried about this.
"Something I should know about?" Sazuki asked popping into the conversation.
"Er...old times" Kagome simply said.
"okay then, I'll be over there, in Amon's room, ruining it of course." She smiled widely and jumped off the bed running into the room in the corner.
A few silent minutes later it is quite obvious that she is indeed destroying the mans room for sounds of clashing crashing and destruction echoed in the room.
"Anyway. What do we do now?"
"I think he needs his ass kicked then we leave."
"But if his…new self is here then the old one is still in your era." Kagome said over more crashing.
"Yes, but I kill his old self and his new one dies too."
"Your too smart."
"No, your just dense."
"why thank you."
He looked at her one eyebrow raised.
'why do I like her so much?'
Author's note: It's short, and I don't care, I'm acting giddy and all what and stuff I die and stuff. My Oz is back!
Copains et copines
Xolovexinuyasha :glad you liked it I was laughing a lot while making it, but it was more of a evol laugh. Smirk EVOL.
Kitsune-nekodemon2: Er…don't? no killing people is bad, wait what the hell am I saying, (grabs guns and sword) killing spree!
Isisoftheunderground: Yes it does, but it is much much much more fun to actually do it, plus its funny to watch. And you might even get to ride in an ambulance.
Moonscout11: and you finally get it! (Confetti everywhere) here's your prize! (hands you a block of cheese)
Mia: omFg, I want to rape Amon, that's what's going to happen. Mwahhahaha.
Aine-Cat-16 : IT? Makes me think of those ebay commercials, great now I want to go dink around in Ebay. Love you.
Love you All till…I slam Robert's head into the car door. And then get to ride in the ambulance
Geisha