Smile Like You Mean It

Chapter 38: Build God, Then We'll Talk

She walked down the hallways her slippers squeaking on the tile and the slippers of the male beside her were doing the same thing.

"Sesshomaru…what are we doing down here."

"I heard Ozymandias and Sazuki talking, I want you to come and hear this."

They reached Kagome and Sazuki's door and stood at the foot of it listening carefully.

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Inuyasha growled. Sango was sitting under the tree, happily reading and letting everything troublesome just float on past her. Miroku was swooning over her, and come on you cannot tell me that isn't the cutest picture?

"Sango, how much longer?"

"Keep your sacred beads on, we still have months" Well, they were obviously taking this well.

Inuyasha's lip twitched.

"THIS IS BULLSHIT!" He yelled randomly. "THIS ANIME IS BASED ON ME! NOT MY BROTHER! HOW THE HELL DOES HE GET TO KEEP MY KAGOME!" Sango and Miroku just looked at him.

"Calm yourself Inuyasha. And the readers weren't suppose to know that you know this is your anime's fan fiction."

"….it's a fan fiction?"

Miroku looked at Sango who just was like WTF and she shook her head.

"Can I play as Hatori now?" Miroku begged Sango.

"Fine. But I'm not Kana."

Miroku tipped toed over to the barely breathing Inuyasha as he was slowly disgesting the whole…fan fiction thing. Miroku placed his cursed hand over Inuyasha's stupid not as sexy as Sesshomaru's golden eyes and muttered something.

Nothing happened. No white light like Hatori Sohma can do, sadly, cause then I'd want Miroku. And yeah. NO.

"Dammit. Sango it isn't working."

"This is what I told you about trying to cross over animes without the all powerful authoresses permission." Sango sighed matter of factly.

"Well, she was out."

"Doing what?"

"Trying not to pass out."

"Okay…"

"Well you see…she liked this one guy and yah, all that"

"Your starting to sound like her"

"I have too. She possessing me and making me say this so the readers will get it, cause half of them don't read her authors note"

"ah, I see"

"Give birth"

"What the fuck?"

"Nothing."

Sango looked at him then shrugged and started rubbing her stomach all motherly like.

"Sango, you are annoying me" Inuyasha mumbled.

Everyone looked at him, he seemed so…alive, and well not confused or dee dee dee looking. I watched Carlos Mencia.

"Why?"

"The Baby"

"Fuck you the baby isn't even born yet"

"aw, he's just jealous because he didn't get Kagome pregnant and now that shes with Sesshomaru he has almost no chance seeing as that demon is more or less likely to get her pregnant." Miroku said bluntly.

Everyone stared at him.

"WHAT did you say Miroku?"

"N-n-nothing Sango"

"That's What I thought" Sango said returning to her ever so comfy spot. She had to admit it, no matter how much she loved the monk he did have his stupid moments. And, well ever since the pregnancy was announced he became a bouncing ball of stupidity.

She looked to her right to an extremely grossed out and rather shocked Inuyasha who was…just staring at the ground his mouth wide open and his eyes void of any emotion.

She rolled her eyes and sighed scooting towards him.

"Inuyasha, Miroku was just kidding."

"b-b-b-but" he mumbled his glare not leaving the ground.

"She's not going to get pregnant. Well, who knows she will sooner or later but I promise you that Sesshomaru will not be the father."

Inuyasha looked at her, she was calm the whole way through her extremely small speech.

"I don't know why she stayed with him" Inuyasha blurted almost soundlessly.

"What?"

"I don't know why she would want to stay with an ass like him, I mean yeah okay he is cute but that's the only thing going for him." He looked at Sango. "Nani?"

"Did you just call your brother hot?"

"Hey, I said cute not hot."

"Same thing"

"no its not"

"anyway, I don't know why either"

"She loves him" A voice said from above. The two glanced up to see Miroku taking Inuyasha's place.

"Shut up Miroku" Sango said rather angrily.

"I know you two don't want to believe it but you have to look past the fact that she stepped in front of Inuyasha and more into her eyes and what would drive her to do so."

"Well sorry I was kind of…knocked out as you might say"

"Well, I was able to get a good look at her." Miroku said jumping from the tree to sit in between the haiyoukai and demon slayer. " her eyes were full of determination and love."

Inuyasha looked at the monk. He knew she loved him ever since she jumped in front of him, but he refuses to believe it. Sango didn't see half the fight and thus missed all the courage it took Kagome to stand in front of him and protect Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru. Of All people.

"Miroku do me a favor." Inuyasha said calmly.

"Hai?"

"Don't mention that again." He said rather emo like and then got up walking away all emo like. emo emo emo…im tired.

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The Bed Squeaked outside of Kagome and Sazuki's room. Amon and Sazuki stood outside of it listening with a what the fuck face plastered on their faces.

"What's going on in there?" Sazuki asked.

"Only god knows." Amon said angrily thrusting the door open. Inside the room Kagome and Sesshomaru were jumping on her bed. Well more then less Kagome was bouncing on it and Sesshomaru was sitting at the end rather sad looking.

"What the hell are you two doing?" Sazuki asked stepping into the room.

"I'm bouncing. What does it look like?" Kagome said jumping higher.

"It looks like your about ready to break your bed."

"so?"

"So stop jumping" Sazuki said getting a like angry.

"Why its not your bed."

"Stop acting like a child." She hissed now pissed.

"WHY? Its fun, you mean you haven't gone to an elementary school and played on their playground? Damn you missed out!" Kagome said stopping and wrapping her arms around Sesshomaru's neck and sitting behind him.

"No."

"Well you should." Kagome said narrowing her eyes. Her glare lessened and she looked at Sesshomaru and he looked at her.

"Where's your guard?" Amon asked in a cocky manner.

"I killed her." He said plainly.

"WHAT?"

He looked at Amon and smirked.

"He's just kidding you know." Kagome said and planted a kiss on Sesshomaru's cheek.

Sesshomaru looked at her. If he was a normal human he would have blushed so badly the fire department would have to come out and take out the flames.

"What are you doing?" Sazuki said looking at the couple accusingly.

"nothing that lovers shouldn't do." She said rubbing cheeks with Sesshomaru who tried his best to ignore it and stare ahead keeping his breathing controlled.

Sazuki looked as though someone just walked up to her in a chicken suit with a burlap bag full of bricks over their shoulders and swung at her head with them.

Sorry im bored I make shit up.

"Whats wrong Sazuki?" Kagome asked raising an eyebrow.

Sazuki straightened herself and looked at the couple rotating her head in a circle.

"Nerves"

"Hmm I have to compliment you on one thing my dear Sazuki." Kagome said moving to face her.

"and what would that be?"

"you answer so well to a name that isn't yours."

Sazuki's eyes widened.

"What do you mean?"

"Fucker need to learn to have conversations in sound proof rooms, my dear Oz"

Authors Note:

Yes, twists and turns (throws up) cheesy ending again but I bet I caught you off guard. If you can tell me what song this lyric is from, who made it and what CD I'll love you forever and give you the next chapter quicker (please try without Google):

kitanai kenkaya doutoku wo buri kazashiteru hito
ERIITO no omaera ga zouri ageta REERU wo
fumihazushi, tsuba wo haki waremichi wo aruku no sa!
mikusuna! sou bokura wa narazu no kyouken saa!
migimuke migi nante dekimasen. atama yowai mon de
yubi wo sashi, hara wo kakae, kage de ni yatsuku hito
doku wo haki, tsubusarete, jiyuu kezurarete
"herezu guchiya hankou wa yurushimasen yo!" to...

iyamitarashiku ashiratte (kureta) "arigatou"tte keri agete yaru sa

chére mon amies:

Isisoftheunderground: It was like I was lying to you guys. So sorry (cries)

Kitsune-Nekodemon2: omg YES

AineSakuyaHitomiVanKagomeSess: omFg, I have a fan! (hugs)

Fantasy4luvr: I love you?

Sesshomarubabe18: thanks atleast someone thinks its funny.

Moonscout11: Haha I lied to you : hands you twelve potions: that cheese was poison now hurry and make the antidote (evil grin)

Xolovexinuyasha: omg and like half of it you didn't even write! Aint that sad? Just kidding! don't eat me!

Kitsunekilala: I love Amon and Oz and Sesshomaru, but I love them more because I made them and so theres this connection.

Immortalsoull: aw Kawaii desu!

Darkshadowfox33: (looks around) im not allowed any more (cries)

AnimusPatronus: (stares at your s/n) HARRY POTTER sorry im a HP addict (in HP anonymous).

M2m231: your s/n reminds me of a gorillaz song TT

Pyrochi: and where the HELL HAVE YOU BEEN! I want to eat your soul now and I don't like doing that! Omg I almost cried! Heh, I know shes pregnant and I used to watch WHR and I got it from a Celtic name site its my nickname with my friend Maisie and yeah its also satanic!

Darktemp: not really I changed things around Heehee

I love you all,

Geisha