Disclaimer: I don't know kingdom hearts or any of the characters!
A/N: There isn't quite as much humor in this chapter since it was hard to write, but I assure you that the next ones will be better! I would also like to thank my reviewers!
BonBon: Thanks, since I'm slightly writing this off of the top of my head I can't wait to see what happens either!
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Shantheirishgirl: Well, here it is!
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MystiKoorime: Well, It's not a very pretty sight, that's for sure!
Wolf Fangs: Yeah, it was cool that they put Merlin in even though he didn't have a very big role! And yep, It's a Clouffie for sure!
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"What did you make Aeris?" Aeris asked as they sat down at the table.
"Isn't it great?" Yuffie answered with a grin. "It's my famous… uh… my famous goop!"
Leon raised his eyebrows at Aeris and then took a bite. A second later he spit it out. "W-what the heck?" He muttered as he stared down at the unregonizable thing.
Aeris took a quite bite and then quickly downed her entire glass of water. "I have an idea!" Aeris said as she stopped Cloud from eating it. "Aeris, this is great but how about we go out for dinner tonight?"
Yuffie hesitated and then nodded. "Let's go get dressed up!" She squealed happily.
"D-dressed up?" Aeris asked shakily as she grabbed the plates in front of the guys and quickly threw the food away. "What do you mean? We can just go to the nearby diner… There's no reason to get dressed up."
Yuffie turned around to Cloud and Leon who were staring at the two of them extremely confused. "Why don't you guys go on ahead? We'll meet you there in a few minutes ok?" She let out a giggle.
Leon jumped up and grabbed Cloud's arm yanking him with him, obviously glad to get out of there and from the strange females.
Yuffie let go of Aeris and ran up to her room and yanked open Aeris' closet. "AUGHHHHH!"
"Yuffie! What's wrong?" Aeris cried as she went running into the room.
"My eyes! My eyes!" Yuffie was screaming as she kept her hands over her face. "They're…. They're…. Scarred for life!"
Aeris gave a sigh and turned to see what had scarred poor Yuffie's mind. Her closet was open revealing all different dresses that were all… pink. "What in the world is wrong with you?" Aeris hissed as she grabbed Yuffie's hand. "You aren't acting like me at all. From now on I'm going to cook and we'll pretend that it was you! And you will wear my normal clothes."
"Nope." Yuffie stood up and folded her arms across her chest and she made a face at the dresses.
"What?" Aeris answered as she narrowed her eyes.
"Let's face it… We have to go see Merlin but who knows when we'll switch back. I'm not going to be wearing pink that long."
Aeris threw her hands up into the air and sighed. "Fine. But you aren't wearing your normal outfit… we'll…compromise."
Yuffie nodded. "And you aren't making me wear pink!"
A few minutes later Yuffie was running out of the hotel with Aeris hot on her heels. "Compromise… yeah right!" Yuffie smirked as she looked behind her and saw Aeris falling behind. "No one can keep up with the Great Ninja Yuffie!" She proclaimed and then sighed. "Aeris is out of shape though… it's harder to run as her!"
Aeris had now realized that she was faster then normal and she used that to her advantage as she found herself gaining on Yuffie. She ignored the looks that she was getting as she passed by some people but was horrified when she realized that she wasn't going to catch up. "That little brat!" She hissed through her teeth.
Yuffie entered the café and took a couple of gasps to catch her breath. Then she strolled over to where Cloud and Leon were sitting. "Hello." She said as she slipped in the seat next to Cloud.
Cloud turned to casually look at her and as he did his eyes widened. Leon glanced up and then did a double take. "Aeris?" He began and then shook his head. "I don't understand women…" He muttered.
Aeris came in and then groaned. "Oh darn it, I couldn't catch her." She muttered as she walked over to them and plastered a fake smile on her face.
"There you are Yuffie." Yuffie said with a smirk on her face. "You're always late! You need to be more on time!" She stuck her tongue out at Aeris who just smiled back through her teeth.
Cloud looked between the two of them. Yuffie just smiled at him. Yuffie was wearing a red halter top with short white shorts. Aeris was wearing a pink skirt and a white top. "Are you feeling ok?" He asked Yuffie who smiled.
"Of course!" She answered. And looked over at Aeris who was seething at her. "But I think that Yuffie's lost it." She whispered as she gestured over to where Aeris was glaring.
Cloud just glanced over and nodded. Yuffie noticed that he kept staring at her clothes. If Aeris has got it, she should faunt it! Hee hee hee…
"Help! Let go of me!" Yuffie squealed an hour later as Aeris dragged her towards the third distrinct.
"No. We are going to see Merlin and get changed back before I lose my mind." Aeris answered keeping her deathlike grip on Yuffie arm.
Yuffie sighed and decided to quit fighting as she followed Aeris. "And don't think that I'm not going to talk with you about the way that you dressed." Aeris informed Yuffie who sighed.
As they arrived in front of the house Aeris looked up at the large fire sign and tried the door. "It… won't… open!" Aeris muttered as she pushed it as hard as she could. "Hello? Is anyone there?" Aeris called as she knocked at the door. "Grrr…." She muttered when she didn't get an answer.
"Hm… I remember that Sora got into this house… he told me that he had to use something…"
"What do I do?" Aeris began to urgently think.
"Freefall…uh…fire?"
"FIRE!" Aeris yelled and they heard a sound as the door opened. "I did it!" Aeris squealed and Yuffie just rolled her eyes. "Yeah right."
As they jumped over to Merlin's house they slowly creeped into the dark building. "Is anyone in here?" Aeris whispered when suddenly someone grabbed her shoulder! "AUGHHHH!"
"It's just me you scaredy cat!" Yuffie giggled. "It looks like no one's here… oh well I guess that we'll just have to go back."
"Au, Contraire." A voice from behind them said. "I am just as much here as you two are."
"Merlin!" Yuffie said in surprise as the wizard came up from behind them.
"Hello little miss… you see, I've been searching for something that I lost a while back but I haven't been able to find it… it's a very important item… where could I have misplaced it?"
"An… item?" Aeris said with a sinking feeling in her stomach.
"Was it a potion?" Yuffie asked and Merlin's eyes lit up.
"Oh yes it was! Have you found it?"
"Hee hee hee…" Yuffie giggled nerviously. "Well uh… I found it and I thought that it was just a regular potion… So I took it back to the hotel and I crashed into Aeris and it broke and-"
"But aren't you Aeris?" Merlin asked quietly.
"Oh… well you see, I wasn't but-"
"Oh dear…" Merlin shook his head. "You two are no longer yourselves am I right?"
"Not really." Aeris said quietly. "We switched bodies and we want you to switch us back."
"I'm afraid that it's not that simple…" Merlin answered. "I was planning to test the potion out first… it does seem that it was affective. But unforuantely I haven't developed a cure yet because I didn't think that It was important."
"You… didn't think that it was important?" Aeris squeaked as Yuffie grinned happily.
Merlin looked over and saw Yuffie and turned back to Aeris. "I will try to come up with a cure as soon as possible." He gave a quick wink to Yuffie, making sure that Aeris would see him and then said, "It may take a while though I'm afraid… After all, I wasn't planning on using it."
Yuffie and Aeris thanked the wizard and Yuffie gave him a quick grin as they left.
"This can't be happening!" Aeris groaned as they walked back towards the hotel.
"Look, I think that we'll just have to get along Aeris… I'm sure that it won't be that bad!" Yuffie gave her a cheerful grin.
"Not that bad? You're making me act like an idiot and… and you've made me look like a slut!"
"A slut? This is how I normally dress, are you saying that I'm a slut?" Yuffie felt hurt coming over her and Aeris could tell.
"Yuffie…"
Yuffie just shook her head and took off running towards the hotel. She ran towards Aeris' room, opened the door and ran in… And was shocked to see Cloud standing there without a shirt on. For a moment Yuffie just stood there. Wow, if he looks that good why does he always hide under his dark clothes and a cape?
"Aeris." He simply said and Yuffie just shrugged to herself and shut the door. "Yuffie is so annoying." She said simply and Cloud just nodded.
So everyone does think that I'm annoying… why am I not surprised?
"Are you all right Aeris?" There was actually a small amount of emotion in Cloud's voice as he walked over to where Yuffie had sat down on the bed. He sat down next to her and waited for her to talk.
"Things are just weird." Yuffie answered and was horrified to find a tear roll down her cheek. Why are you crying? Who flippin' cares what they think? I'm Aeris right now, not Yuffie…maybe I should act like Aeris… Why do they like her when she's a little priss but not me?
The anger that Yuffie was feeling surprised her and she barely noticed that Cloud had taken her hand. "Aeris?" He whispered confused by her strange behavior.
"I need to rest Cloud." Yuffie finally said as she pulled her hand away for some reason feeling her face turning red.
"All right…" Cloud stood up and Yuffie turned away from him to face the wall. I'm not her Cloud… Don't be fooled. Can't you even tell? If you care about her you should know how she acts…