(A/N: Thanks to Rupertlover for being my first reviewer. Please Read and Review. I hope you enjoy this chapter. I apologize for any ooc-ness. I am trying my hardest to make the characters sound normal.)

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Chapter 2: Of Waffles and Parties


"ah- oh- owwww" Robin groaned from the floor. Quickly, he jumped up from the floor and reached for the mask on the table beside his bed. Stupid Cyborg, can't let anyone sleep for more than 5 minutes, the disgruntled teen thought. Robin sighed. He wasn't exactly mad about Cyborg's morning wake-up call, but he was extremely ticked that the call had interrupted his dream. It had been such a great dream. He had finally admitted he loved Starfire without fear of her becoming his one weakness. Everything had turned out perfectly. She had loved him too and her kiss had been . . . .Fantastic.

Holding his mask, Robin trudged into his bathroom. He placed his mask on the sink and began his morning ritual. Stepping into the shower, Robin began chanting a mantra. Rinse Lather Repeat. . . Rinse Lather Repeat. . . Shampoo Conditioner Soap. . . Robin hummed. In the privacy of his bathroom, Robin enjoyed singing in the shower. If any of the titans had been present in his bathroom, Robin would have maintained his stoic expressions. However, as it was just him, Robin felt like he could break into a song and dance any minute now. Today is going to be great! I can tell, Robin thought. He reached out for his towel while simultaneously turning the water off and stepping out of the shower. Time for the Gel, he thought. . .


Down the hall in the main room, Cyborg was cooking up a storm for the other titans. "When you're hungry you know what to dooooooo. . . CALL CYBORG! He'll bring his special waffles straight to yoooouuuuuuu. . . CALL CYBORG! When the evil tofu attacks! You can rest knowing he's got your back! Withmeat andwaffles maaaaadde just for yoooou! IT'S CYBORG!" Cyborg sang loudly as he flipped the waffles onto a stack on the counter behind him. He grabbed the syrup and tossed another waffle onto the stack just as Beastboy entered the kitchen.

"Duudde," whined Beast boy, "Tofu is not evil!" Beast boy yawned, slid into a chair and slumped onto the counter. Presently, loud snores began to issue from his mouth. Cyborg glanced at Beast boy then returned to belting his song into the syrup container just as Raven walked into the main room.

"GOOD MORNIN' RAVEN!" Cyborg yelled over the sound of frying bacon. He had just set out to cook some "meat-tastic" food to go with his waffles. Raven looked at Cyborg in response and returned to preparing her usual breakfast: Herbal Tea.

"What's wrong with Beast boy?" Raven asked in her signature monotone.

"I believe our friend is partaking in 'the catching of Z's'" A cheery voice sounded from the doorway. Raven turned and gave her friend a rare half-smile.

"Raven! You can smile!" Beast boy shouted from his position on the counter. All three titans turned to stare at their green friend. Interestingly enough, Beast boy was still fast asleep.

"Friend, why do you shout out? Are you awake? Is this a new Earth custom I should be aware of? I shall try this new talking with your eyes closed. It seems most enjoyable" Starfire shut her eyes and began to talk louder. "I do not understand this. My preference is the talking normally, Thank you!" Raven and Cyborg just stared. . . .


"ssshhhhhhhhh"

The door to Robin's room slid open and the boy wonder walked into the hallway. Hair gelled, mask firmly in place, uniform clean and crisp, the former sidekick to Gotham's famous vigilante was ready for anything. As he turned and walked towards the main room, Robin could hear bits of the bizarre conversations his teammates were having.

"Uhhhh, Star? I think BB was just talkin' in his sleep. ya know?"

"Please, Cyborg, what is this 'talkin' in his sleep'?"

"Well, It's . . . uhhh. . . ya know, when you . . . talk . . . in your. . . sleep!"

"Real brilliant, Cyborg. Starfire you can open your eyes now, OK?"

"If you insist, friend Raven!"

Robin laughed quietly. Sometimes you meet the strangest people when you're a teen hero. . .


"I am most confused." Starfire said glumly. She reached out and began continuously poking Beast boy. "Is our friend 'O the K'?"

"He's fine" Raven replied.

"Star, I don't think you should be pokin' BB like that."

"STAR, CUT IT OUT!" Beast boy yelled. Starfire's constant poking had not only woken the green shapeshifter, it had also begun to annoy him as well.

"eep! I am most sorry friend" Starfire hung her head. Raven gave a small smile and Cyborg burst out laughing.

"Morning Titans!" The door slid open and Robin strode into the main room.

"Robin! You are awake!" Starfire lunged at Robin and embraced him in a fierce hug.

"Well hello to you too, Star" Robin grinned. Yes, today was a great day. "Hey do you guys smell something burning?"

"AAAAHHH! MAH MEAT!" Cyborg screamed and quickly grabbed a fire extinguisher, oven mitts, and a spatula. He began spraying the meat with the fire extinguisher and then tried to clean off his meat with oven mitts. Raven walked over to the half-robot and turned off the stove while Cyborg desperately tried to salvage the remains of his meat with the spatula.

"Duuuuddee," whined Beast boy yet again. "You made meat? How many times do I have to tell you? I'm a VEGITARIAN!"

"Well, I ain't gonna eat any of that Tofu crap!"

"It's not CRAP!"

"Is so!"

"Is not!"

"Is so!"

"Is not!"

"Is so!"

"Must we go through this every morning?" Raven asked, cutting Beast boy off before the two titans could engage in another pointless round of "Is so" and "Is not." Raven sighed. She loved her friends and had relaxed considerably since they defeated her father, but her love only went so far. . .


"Alrighty there!" Cyborg grinned as he shoveled stacks of waffles onto each titan's plate. "Mustard for Starfire, tea for Raven, tofu bacon for BB, and syrup and butter." Cyborg placed everything on the counter. "DIG IN Y'ALL!"

"Glorious!"

"Sweeet!"

"Cool!"

"Thank you. . ." Three titans began stuffing food into their mouths. The fourth sipped her tea and ate normally. Cyborg's grin broadened as breakfast passed rather uneventfully compared to earlier. Now was the perfect time to unveil his grand idea to the Titan's leader.

"So, Robin," The half-robot began. "I was thinking we should have a New Year's Eve Party. . ."

"Cyborg. . ." Robin swallowed his food and continued speaking. "We just had a Christmas party two days ago." The boy wonder gestured around the room. The remains of garlands, wrappers, and bows still littered the floor.

"I know man, but still. . ." Cyborg looked to Starfire for help. If he could get Starfire to agree with him then the party would definitely happen.

"Oh a party sounds like a most Joyous idea! Please Robin, may we have this party?" Score! Cyborg thought. Come on, Star. Show him the eyes, show him the eyes. Starfire looked at Robin with her "Starry Eyes." Yes! And we are having a party, Y'all!

"Ok, You can have your party."

"YES! WE ARE HAVING A PARTY, Y'ALL!"

"A party sounds. . . fun"

"Rae, Did you just say fun!"

Raven glared at Beast boy then glanced around the room. Starfire and Cyborg were chanting: "We're going to have a party!" Robin was grinning like mad at Starfire, and Beast boy was staring at Raven incredulously.

"I'm gonna go call Bee and tell her to invite Titans East! This is gonna be one heck of a party, y'all!" Cyborg ran off towards his room.

"I shall sing a Tameranian Folk Song to celebrate!"

"No!" Raven, Robin, and Beast boy all cried out. But it was too late, Starfire had already taken a deep breath and had begun to wail loudly. Beast boy did the only thing he could think off and threw a waffle into Starfire's face. Immediately she stopped singing and a chaotic food fight began. Oh god, thought Robin. What have I gotten myself into. . .


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