Okay everyone I admit it I made a mistake. It's not Shen Ga Wu, it's Shen Gong Wu, everytime I saw the show I always thought it was Ga, so I'll correct it and call them Shen Gong Wu 'kay? Well with that said...

Sailor Moon is not mine it belongs to Naoko Takeushi

Also Xiolain Showdown is not mine it belongs to Warner Bros. Animation

Sailor Moon: Don't Touch That Dial

By Tuxedodude

Chapter 9: Xiolain Showdown Part 4

"You challenge me to a what?" Serena asked with a puzzled look on her face. "A Xiolain Showdown." Jack said with a frustrated tone. "Geez I thought you guys knew everything." Serena started at him angrily. "It case you don't know I'm kinda new to this." Omi quickly spoke up. "A Xiolain Showdown is a challenge between you two to determine who gets to keep the Shen Gong Wu."

"But." Kimiko quickly added you each need to wager a Shen Gong Wu." Jack once again gave an evil grin. "That's right, so I'll challenge my Monkey staff against your...um, what do you have." Omi quickly threw her something. "Here Serena Tsukino, use the Orb of Tsunami" Serena caught it. "Okay what's the challenge?" Jack looked around and then he notice a glowing item in the distance. "First one to get that glowing thingy wins." he paused for a few second. "GONG-YE-TEMPI!" "You have to say it too Serena." Raymundo called out "Serena then boldly looked into Jack eyes and said... "I LIKE TANG TOO!" Dojo lowered his head. "We're doomed."

After 3 more tries Serena finally got the phrase out correctly. Then without warning the ground started to shake and a huge pit open below them which was filled with poisonous cobras, above the pit were two paths which had gaps in between them. At the end of the paths was the mysterious glowing object. Serena was too shocked about was in front of her to notice that she was now wearing the same outfit that Omi was wearing. "So what do I do now?" "LOSE!" Jack yelled as he started to run towards the object. "Hurry Serena, you must catch up to him" Luna pleaded.

As she was running with all of her strength she noticed that the person she was trying to beat, has somehow become a... monkey? "This is too weird." she thought. "What's the matter." Jack teased. "Never seen a monkey person before." Serena thought back to every Youma, Cardian and Droid she ever faced. "No not really." Jack just turned around and started to run backwards. "Well eat my monkey dust." he turned around and started going faster. "There's no way I'm gonna catch up to him. "SERENA TSUKINO USE THE ORB!" yelled out Omi. "WELL HOW THE HELL DO I USE IT!" Omi just crossed his arms. "Well if you are going to use that kind of language on me Serena Tsukino, then I will not tell you how." Serena just sweatdropped. "Oh great, why does he have to be such a boy scout." "JUST SAY ORB OF TSUNAMI!" Kimiko finally yelled." Serena just closed her eyes. "Well here it goes... ORB OF TSUNAMI!"

Suddenly a stream of water came flying out of the orb that unfortunately Serena wasn't expecting this and fell over backwards. "Ha, this is gonna be a piece of cake." Jack gloated as he started to slow down. "JACK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Wuya yelled. "HURRY UP AND FINISH THE SHOWDOWN!." Jack kept on gloating. "Relax, look at her, she's such a klutz, there is no way I'm gonna lose to the likes of her." Serena quickly stood up and continued to run. "Let's try this again." she thought. "ORB OF TSUNAMI!"

Once again another stream of water came out, but this time the force of the stream forced Serena backwards. Jack just started to laugh as he broke out into a trot. "Oh this is rich. You have got to be the most pathetic challenger I have ever faced.

The Xiolain warriors were in disbelief, many times they have seen lots of challenges, but they have never seen anyone losing so badly in one before. "This is most disgraceful." Omi said. "Are you sure she's a heroine of justice from your world?" Raymundo asked Luna. Luna just stared at Serena, who once again stood up, and tried to play catch up to Jack. "I believe in you Serena, I know you can do this." She thought

Somehow, Serena could hear Luna's thoughts. "I can't let Luna down... I cant let anyone of them down." Then without warning she stopped. "I guess she's giving up." Kimiko said. Wuya just stared at Serena, "She is up to something... but what." Jack kept trotting towards the end of the pass. "Time to collect my bling bling." he thought.

Serena turned around and concentrated hard on the Orb which started to glow. "Hey what's happening to the Orb?" Clay asked puzzled. Omi who was just as puzzled said."I do not know, it has never reacted to me like that before." Dojo's eyes widened "Kid, the orb has never reacted like that to anyone before."

"ORB OF TSUNAMI!" A gigantic blast of water shot out of the orb with thrusted her like a speeding jet. "JACK GET THE OBJECT QUICKLY!" Jack just smiled. "For the last time Wuya, I have everything under..."Serena shot by him in a flash. "...control?"

Serena reached out with her hand a grabbed the glowing object. "I DID IT!...Oh crap." She crashed into a wall and started to fall into the pit of cobras."LUNAAAAAA!" Luna looked in horror. "SERENA NO!" But before she hit the bottom, there was a flash and the room returned to normal.

Serena was confused. "What the hel...uh I mean what the heck happened?" Omi stood in front of her with a big grin which creeped her out a bit. "You have won the Showdown Serena Tsukino." Serena noticed that not only she had the Orb of Tsunami, but the Monkey Staff as well. "Hey don't forget about this."Kimiko was holding the Cat of Hino." Luna smiled proudly. "I knew you could do it Serena." Serena smiled back." Thanks Luna.

Meanwhile, Wuya was busy zapping Jack with dark bolts of energy. "YOU FOOL, YOU JUST COULDN'T GET THAT BOJECT, YOU HAD TO BE A BIG SHOW OFF!" Jack pleaded with her. "I'M SORRY WUYA, JUST STOP ZAPPING ME!" But she kept of zapping him as they left.

"By the way, what is the glowing object anyway?" Dojo asked. Serena looked the object, she could not believe what she was holding. "IT'S THE REMOTE!" "Well then..." Omi started. "I guess we have killed two pigeons with two rocks." Serena just gave a little chuckle. "It's kill two birds with one stone Omi." she corrected, as everyone started to laugh.

Back at the temple, with the Shen Gong Wu, safely in storage. It was time For Serena and Luna to say goodbye to their new friends. "I sure am going to miss you Serena Tsukino." Omi said with a tear running down his face. "Who knows." Kimiko added. "Maybe we'll see each other again." Raymundo just gave a loud laugh. "Yeah, I'd like to see a baddies you battle." Clay took of his hat. "You just take care of yerself little lady." Master Fung bowed. "May you two have a safe journey." Dojo flew up next to Luna. "Hey cutie maybe next time we see each other we can you know..." Luna was speechless. "Sorry Dojo." Serena said. "She's already taken."

Serena started to push the buttons again. "I hope we make it home this time Luna." There was a large flash and in an instant they were gone.

Luna awoke, she was a little groggy at first, but then everything started to come into focus. "Serena are you hear?" She was nowhere to be found. "Looks like we got separated." She noticed that she was in an alley. Nothing seemed familiar to her. "I guess we're not home." Suddenly she saw something... it was a young teenage girl, and she was fighting a woman who seemed to have green energy coming out of her hands. "I'd better find Serena." suddenly a golf ball flew above her. "Now why would..." But before she could finish her sentence, the ball exploded.

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