Welcome to chapter 2...of this awesomely awe inspiring inspiration of a fic...

Disclaimer: pft. i wish...hey i said 'I wish'...where the hell did that genie get to?...damn magical creatures...

A/N: ok so this is chapter 2...you may have realised...no its not the last (hooray)...we have decided to leave the very dramatic end until chapter 3 (it's a magic number...). I know what you're saying..."Oh no, we have to wait for another chapter! it's a tragedy!(Tragedy... When the feelings gone And you can't go on it's Tragedy...)(so much plagurism...so little time...that's 'Tragedy' by Steps btw) But anyway, we promise to update soon...we have ideas for more stories...mwahahaha...you'll never be safe from koodle and kerdle...hehe...not really funny, i know, I'm trying my best, gosh...

It was decided that all five young teenagers would be the defence against the dark arts teachers…at the same time…because they obviously have had more experience in seventeen years than a forty year old auror could ever hope to possess.

Harry managed to convince Dumbledore of his identity after a very extensive strip search while Ron looked on in awe.

Hermione and Ginny spent the night crying out their sorrows. And Remus and Rosmerta just did their jobs…watching everything and serving drinks.

So everyone was happy in the Hogwarts of 1978…except one lonely, sexy, blond Slytherin. He might have slept easy that night because Harry was otherwise engaged, but something kept nagging him, and it wasn't just the younger McGonagall asking him to her room. For some reason he couldn't get the image of a certain brunette Gryffindor wearing very revealing clothing out of his mind…

The next morning when everyone was eating breakfast in the Great Hall Harry decided to begin his mission of breaking up Lily and James. He thought the best way would be to seduce James…it couldn't be that hard…right?

The thought of seducing his father did not really disgust Harry because as many people felt obliged to point out, Harry and James shared many physical attributes and so Harry assumed it would be like seducing himself…he thought himself very handsome after all.

He stood in the doorway of the Hall looking, in his opinion, very sexy. But no one was paying attention to him. He coughed a few times but still nothing. Everyone was concentrating on eating. As a last resort Harry got out his wand and walked away from the doors. He slowly minced towards them while creating a tornado-like wind around his body. The plan worked. This time when he resumed his seductive position leaning on the doorframe everyone was looking at him, albeit oddly, but still looking.

Harry only had eyes for James, and when he was sure the Gryffindor was looking at him he began the seduction. He slowly ran his hands all over his body while whispering loudly, and lustily, "James…James"

James was more than a little disturbed by this so he did the only thing he could think of, ignore it. He quickly turned back to his breakfast but soon enough he felt a smooth, petite hand run across his back and someone sit in the empty seat beside him. He turned around and to his horror it was his new DADA teacher.

"So…James…I've been looking through your grades and I think you need some private tutoring. How about you come to my office tonight so we can work in private…?"

James considered for a moment, and then decided that if he was going down, so were his friends.

"Can Sirius and Remus come too?" he asked innocently.

Suddenly older Remus popped up out of nowhere,

"Yes, yes let them come!"

He said, staring hungrily at Sirius.

Suddenly Lily appeared behind them with a grin.

"Oh can I come to? I really need some help!"

Harry glared at Lily and pushed James's head into his chest and rubbed it up and down before softly kissing the top.

"I'm really very sorry Lily but this meeting doesn't include you. Not EVERYTHING has to include….you."

Feeling her glare penetrate his very soul Harry met hers with his mysterious and alluring eyes that showed so much emotion.

Standing up swiftly he released James head and stood before him. Leaning slowly down he let his lips stop millimetres from James mouth.

"I'll be waiting….James."

Turning around he gave Lily a firm slap on her butt before skipping out of the hall singing 'its raining men'.

Turning back to his friends James wiped the sweat from his forehead on his shirt making it stick to him like a hummingbird stuck in superglue.

"Well….that was certainly….interesting…"

Harry's first class of the day was 6th year Gryffindors and Ravenclaws. He was teaching it with Draco. He was going to teach the students the Patronus charm; they aren't that stupid, he thought.

In the classroom the students were have a hard time understanding what Harry was saying due to the fact that his face was pressed into Draco's neck and he seemed to be trying to sniff and talk at the same time.

"Err...Harry? Why don't you give a demonstration?"

Draco said, desperate to get Harry away from him.

Harry suddenly backed away from Draco and was acting all coy and blushing like a little girl with a crush.

"What? Right now? In front of all these people?" He glanced at the class, "Why Draco you saucy Sssslytherin, I didn't know you had it in you. But sure, let's do it."

Harry began to reach down to the fly of his pants and was about to unbutton them when Draco realised what was going on.

"Harry! I meant, why don't you show the class the Patronus charm?"

"Oh, right, the spell…well I'll save this for later, eh?" Harry replied, while patting his…nether regions.

Harry performed the necessary incantation while waving his 'wand' and a white substance started pouring out. He then took out his wand and shouted 'Expecto Patronum' while swishing it and out shot his Patronus.

It had changed from the stag form into…the spitting image of Draco Malfoy.

"Look Draco, isn't he beautiful? He is the product of our love."

At this Draco was feeling so disturbed that he had to run out of the room with Harry shouting after him.

Meanwhile…

Hermione was sitting on the bed next to Ron. She was wearing nothing but a string bikini.

She was cold.

And Ron wasn't paying her the slightest bit of attention. He was staring avidly at a photo of a naked Harry, how he got it nobody knows…except for Harry and Ron. Ron had asked Harry to pose for a nude photo shoot for the school newspaper…let's just say that the school doesn't have a newspaper…

Hermione was now on top of Ron and salivating on his neck and he suddenly seemed to take notice of her presence because he moaned, 'ooh Harry, yeah that's good…'

After she heard that Hermione got up and ran out of the room, she may have been a slut, but she was no fool.

Draco ended up outside Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. He heard sobbing coming from inside and decided to investigate. (Sorry I just realised how stupid that is…sobbing from myrtle's bathroom…duh…)

Inside, he saw the most beautiful creature he had ever laid eyes on. She was wearing a bikini and was crying, she had mascara running all down her face and red, puffy eyes, but she was still beautiful to him…the bikini helped.

He suddenly realised who it was.

"Hermione? Is that you?"

She turned around, startled. Then nodded.

"Hermione, I have something to tell you. I…well, I…l-love you…I think I always have. And seeing you here now has just confirmed that."

"You know what, I love you too Draco."

Hermione decided she was sick of waiting for Ron to come to her; here was a guy will to wait for her.

She pushed her mouth against his and as his skilled tongue explored her mouth, she knew he was the one...well for now at least

They were now on the floor of Moaning Myrtle's bathroom, kissing.

Hermione didn't know what came over her, but as she lay there under Draco, his hands on her hips, kissing her fervently, she didn't care. All thoughts emptied. His arousal was pressed tightly in the lower side of her stomach and his hands now crawled up her red bikini, rubbing her breasts. Draco moaned, but all else was incoherent. She unbuckled his belt, unzipped his pants and worked his pants down marvelling at his manhood, which was straining against his boxers, when his pants came fully off. She slipped her hand in the band of the elastic of his green boxers and pulled it down too, exposing his long hard penis in all its glory.

He flipped her over so that he was on top again and his cock brushed against her entrance. "Granger are you ready?"

"Malfoy I need you," she pleaded and jammed into her before she even knew what hit her.

"Malfoy," she repeated over and over again meeting each of his thrusts equally, digging her nails into his flawless back, and soon drawing blood.

"Granger," he grunted and he went in and out.

Her walls soon clenched around him as she experienced wave after wave of bliss, her body rocking and shaking under him, screaming out his name. "DRACO!"

"Hermione!" he yelled out a second later, filling her womb with his seed.

It was short, but both of them admitted that it was…good.

When they were done Draco softly whispered to Hermione.

"I love you"

Harry 's super sensitive ears picked up the vibrations of the sound waves from that whisper and came running immediately.

Hermione and Draco were lying on the floor of Moaning Myrtle's bathroom after their love-making, completely oblivious to the fact that Harry was hurtling towards them at full speed.

The door burst open…

And a lost first year got his first taste of the real Hogwarts…he ran out looking scared.

The door burst open again and there stood a fuming Harry. Draco used his quick-thinking to conjure up a sheet to cover both of them. Unfortunately Hermione had never really had a way with logic and she stood up, taking the sheet with her.

Draco tried, in vain, to cover up himself up so that everyone would stop staring at him.

"Draco, how could you? Doesn't our love mean anything to you? And Hermione! I am ashamed that I ever called you an acquaintance!"

Harry was crying by this point, his eyes revealing his pain, betrayal, anger, hurt, sadness, love, pity, happiness, stupidness, smartness, blindness (figuratively and literally) and lust (Draco is still naked remember).

Draco quickly pulled his clothes back on and put an arm around Hermione protectively.

"So this is the path you have chosen?" Harry asked earnestly. Draco nodded, "But she's a slut."

Draco looked over at Hermione before he answered.

"No, she's a whore."

Harry smiled a bittersweet smile before turning away…turning back again he threw a hex at Draco. Immediately he was ripped from Hermione's embrace and found himself attached to Harry.

"Hahaha! Now you'll never be able to escape me and we will be together forever!"

With that said and done, Harry ran out of Myrtle's bathroom with Draco on top of his back.

Reaching his private rooms Harry grabbed 2 leather belts and strapped Draco to his back. Rubbing his butt against Draco's he smile satanically to himself.

"See Draco! I can be a slut to! See!"

Harry felt a shiver run over Draco's back. Mistaking it for pleasure when in actual fact it was disgust he pulled down his pants.

"Now we can be even closer."

Draco was disturbed…

Walking into the Great Hall Harry, with his pants on, strode dramatically up the hallway.

The Hall stopped and stared.

Posing he felt the wind rip open his shirt and his hair fly around his face, framing it to perfection. The sweat ran down his chest as he stretched gently.

"Aren't I sexy my little Dragon?"

He heard a whimper from behind him as Draco struggled against the belts.

"Struggling only makes me hornier Draco."

Harry death glared Lily as she walked up to him.

"Um….Mr Potter….There's a guy strapped to your back…"

Suddenly Harry was reminded of Ginny when she talked to him.

(Flashback)

"Hi Harry!"

(End Flashback)

As Lily flipped her hair over her shoulder Harry was again reminded of Ginny.

(Flashback)

Ginny flipped her hair over her shoulder.

(End Flashback)

As Lily traced the edge of her mouth with her tongue he was reminded of Ginny once more

(Flashback)

Ginny's tongue traced the edges of her mouth.

(End Flashback)

As Lily started to dance Harry was reminded of Ginny again.

(Flashback)

Ginny was dancing, her boobs sagging up and down.

(End Flashback)

As Lily ripped off her clothes Harry was reminded of Ginny.

(Flashback)

Ginny ripped off her clothes and jumped on the bed.

(End Flashback)

Harry puked…..

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