Disclaimer : Did not make, do not own, am not making money off the Characters (Duke, Mallory, Grin, Wildwing, Tanya, Nosedive, Draggie, Thrash or Mookie) from The Mighty Ducks : The Animated Television Show. Did not make, do not own, am not making money off of Buffy from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Point of View: Buffy

TROUBLE

She didn't know where to go. She was always right, but that didn't stop the others - Giles, Dawn, even Willow - from not believing her.

Even though only a year ago they had closed the Hellmouth in Sunnydale, an event that required them telling her they were sorry for not believing her.

Now a giant lizard was threatening the world and they told her to just quit. Just ignore it. Let someone else handle it. After all, she wasn't the only Slayer anymore. She was just the most experienced. Besides, Dawn needed her sister more then the world need the Slayer.

She thought otherwise. She WAS a Slayer, and she was NOT going to let it go. Earth was hers, she had died two times to save it, and she was not letting a big, ugly, red lizard take it from her.

And then when she had foiled his plan to dominate the world (barely, she might add - she did it on her own) he had said she was as meddling as those ducks.

Ducks.

Nosedive.

Help.

WELCOMING

Nosedive opened the door before she had a chance to open it herself. She wasn't sure if he was happy to see her or just completely surprised. Behind him stood a duck she didn't recognize - she didn't follow hockey or anything, for that matter.

She said the first thing that came to mind, "Dive, I need your help."

"Buffy," Dive had found his voice. "What's wrong? Another vampire?"

"Try a giant red lizard named Dragaunus."

"So that's where he went," the other duck commented. Dive turned sharply. Buffy suddenly remembered who that other duck was: Duke L'Orange. She remembered because when the ducks had first landed Buffy had got wind that one was a theif.

Someone to watch out for, someone to keep an eye on in case they decided to do something to Earth.

Now Buffy hoped he wouldn't mind using his abilities to help her.

MALLORY

This redhead female duck was a pain in the ass. Buffy knew this the moment Duke and Nosedive led her into the kichten, and the redhead had looked up.

She said something so rude even Angeles wouldn't repeat it. Buffy just favored the redhead with a glare (who returned it) and then a duck who only could of been Wildwing stepped in between them.

'Let me at her, I'd teach her to piss off a Slayer!' Buffy thought feircely - then realised Nosedive wouldn't like her to beat up one of his friends. So she just let Wildwing talk to the redhead.

And then the creep turned on her, telling her if anything goes missing or is sabotaged then she is responsible.

She gave him one of her unimpressed looks before telling him to shut up. He was shocked and the redhead was totally disgusted. The redhead snapped that Buffy had no right to talk to Wildwing that way.

Buffy asked what her name was, found out it was Mallory, and told her to go bugger off. Four minutes later Nosedive, a blond female and Duke were holding Buffy at bay, while Wildwing and Grin (Buffy had met him at the mall once) held Mallory off.

She and Mallory decided they hated each other, though after Buffy explained her predicament to Wildwing, Mallory admitted defeat.

Buffy was here to stay.

LEADER

Given Mallory and she would kill each other if left in the same room alone, Buffy would bunk with the other female duck, Tanya. Buffy found her stuttering annoying but strangely familiar. Much like Willow, actually.

One night in the strange room was all Buffy had to suffer, The next morning the group convened around 'Drake One' (isn't that like calling it 'man one' or something?), Wildwing bombarding her with questions.

What did Dragaunus do? How did you defeat him? Where was it that you fought him? More importantly, how did you know to come get help from us?

Buffy, very patiently in her opinion, told him all she knew and had done. Where the Raptor now was (if they hadn't moved the darn thing) and how to get there undected. And then Mr Leader did the unthinkable. He told Buffy, an eight year vetran of demon-fighting and apocalypse diverting, that she was to follow him and damn it - if she didn't do everything right she should never expect help from them again.

She told him off. Explained to his little duckie brain that she was in charge since it was her town they were saving, and not to mention she never did well with authority - ask the Watchers, ask her school, ask anyone that tried to be her leader. They always ended up the bad guys, so excuse me if I say NO.

They compromised. Nosedive and Duke on Buffy's team - Tanya and Grin on Wildwing's.

And then they used Drake One (man one?) to find the Raptor. Like Buffy wasn't reliable, or something. Finding it (it wasn't to far from where she had said!), the team moved out.

Mallory was not happy. The redhead had to stay home - no fighting. No keeping an eye on the evil human.

MIGRATER

Sweet. Buffy so wanted one of these things. The damage they could do! WOW!

Unfortunately Wildwing refused to let Buffy drive .. what had they called it? Migrater. Wouldn't let her drive the Migrater. Wonder why they named it that...gives the enemies migraines? Well...that would help if it did, but Buffy thought not.

For something so big it was very, very quiet. It handled really well, too. And it was fast! It took them half the time to get back to the current residence of the once-only Slayer.

She guided them to the place, and using his mask Wildwing determined that the Raptor was still there. They had left Buffy for dead, not knowing she wasn't a normal girl.

That would be there biggest mistake.