Chapter 2: The Twitch!

Me: It's not stealing if I put in that last time thing like on the show right? Right?

Naruto: Sure its not.

Me: Are you being sarcastic?

Naruto: No no no. Yes.

Me: Wow. You're so modest.

Naruto: Well, when one wants to be a Hokage, they have to learn to tell it like it is.

Me: Yea. I'm sure. Did you know that your not in the story yet?

Naruto: Err well, when one wants to be a Hokage, they ha-

Me: Yea yea. I know. I heard. Enjoy the chapter.

Previously on Sandy Raccoons:

"Well Gaara, job well done." I looked over to Gaara with a smile and saw him go pale(well, paler than usual which is really impossible) and drop the bowl of vanilla pudding to the ground.

"What's wrong?"

"What have you done"

And now, the continuation of Sandy Raccoons.

"What? What have I done? Gaara? What's wrong?" I stared at Gaara with a shocked and slightly sad look in his eyes and non-existent eyebrows. He then pushed past me and ran to the new door in the apartment. He screamed, "Nooooo! Naruto! Lee! Neji! TENTEN!"

"TenTen? You named them?" Walking towards the door I stared down three stories to see four raccoons laying on their backs with their tiny legs twitching and then they were buried. Gaara cried as he watched the many piles of sand drop onto their little dead bodies with a loud and obnoxious thud. I moved over to Gaara and placed a hand on his shoulder, not wanting to look in his eyes.

"Gaara. If I knew they were so important to you, I wouldn't have blew them threw the house. I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do..."
Gaara sniffled a bit and wiped away his tears before answering.

"Y-yes. There is."

"What?"

"Take care of their babies." When I heard that, I lost all my sympathy and I could feel the color pour out of my face and feel my left eye twitch. That damned twitch. I hope its not noticeable.

"WHAAAAAAAT!" I turned Gaara around, this time not caring about his feelings. Dammit. This twitch again! "YOU LET THEM BREED? IN THIS HOUSE? IN MY ROOM?"

"Uh?"

"WHAT? YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY?" my eye began to twitch uncontrollably now.

"Um?"

"Hm? What's wrong?" I was starting to get worried because Gaara had this frightened look on his face. Then, the weirdest thing happened.

"Bfft. Ha. Ha. Haha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ahahahaha. What's... What's... I can't even say it. Ahahahahahahahaha." Gaara was starting to creep me out, his eyes were rolled to the top of his head and he fell to the floor. Oh no! Is it, it couldn't be? The twitch? I went running to the bathroom mirror to see the most horrible, gruesome sight! It was that damned twitch. It was worse than ever before. My eye was practically closed but twitching at a fast pace. Pulling out my fan, I make quick hand signs and unleash my new jutsu onto Gaara, blowing out the bathroom, half of Gaara's bedroom and Gaara himself. He flew threw the air with tears of laughter.

Tears welled up in my eyes and I screamed out of the hole, "Tell anyone about this and I'll kill you! AND those raccoon babies! Then, I'll force feed them to you. How would you like that?"

A/N: Well. I don't know what happened to this chapter. It wasn't funny and was also un-eventful. I promise the next chapter will be better. I think the problem was I was forcing the ideas out. I'm sorry. Please review.

I'm also working on a romantic comedy between Sasori and Deidara! Chapter 1 is up! Check that out too!