Heh, hi there. Been a while, no? Well, as you will find out, I was extremely bored when I wrote this…….so it has an extra thing at the end. It's the result of boredness...…and stupidity! Anyhoo, enjoy….. and Uchiha James will be showing up in this!

Disclaimer: I don't own Pendragon or the real songs. I do own Uchiha James.

Warning! Song is very stupid. So is ending! Read at own risk!


Track 9

Fly in a Flume

Sung by Saint Dane, Bobby, and Uchiha James

Tune: Row, Row, Row Your Boat

St Dane: Fly, Fly, Fly in a flume

Uchiha James: Gently past the stars!

Bobby: Wondering, Wondering, Wondering, Wondering

Uchiha James: Life is but surprise!

Bobby: Fly, Fly, Fly in a flume

Uchiha James: Gently down a tube!

St Dane: Planning, Planning, Planning, Planning

St Dane: What I shall destroy!


Extras: After song!

(faces: James: - Bobby: O.o St Dane TT Me . )

James : Wow...that was...stupid!

Bobby : Yeah bro!

Me : You shut up!

James: Make me!

St Dane: …..(hits James on head)

James: Owww…...what was that for?

Me: (laughing)

St Dane: For being a dork (starts laughing evilly)

Bobby, Me, James: ………(stares)

St Dane: YOU SHALL ALL PARISH IN A FIREY BALL IN-

Me: Don't say it! This is a K+ rated fan fiction! That means no swearing!

James: What does parish mean?

Me, Bobby, St Dane: (sigh) ……….

Me: Ok, we're done now……..

Bobby: See ya!

St Dane: Fear the next song of DOOOOOM!

James: Bye Bye……St Dane, you're crazy in the head…….


Yeah, well, that pretty much sums up the story. I was bored, ok! Just don't kill me! Anyhoo, I hope you enjoyed! Thank you to cbus818, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., IdiotAmerica56, and Jason Kent for reviewing!

Uchiha James