Fox for Mayor!
By Hoogiman

Disclaimer: I don't own any SSBM character mentioned here.

Fox for Mayor
Chapter One: Crisis

Ah, the town of Summers. A tucked-away beachside tourist town, riddled with beauty. Walk along the main bank, and you'll find class restaurants with meals so luscious, the booking lists are filled for days.

However, this small town is in a crisis. For one thing, the practically endless beach with an abundance of powdery, soft white sand; is threatened by greedy millionaires, looking to develop a giant fun park. This could ruin the quiet atmosphere of the town, as well as the reputation of the area being a 'quiet spot'. Behind the main road, where the quieter shops and the hotels lie, are cluttered streets, ridden with drug users and homeless people.

But the single main cause of the crisis is how the crime rate shot up with the introduction of the mayor, 'Fox'. The mafia, who were inactive for years, have suddenly popped up again with Fox's new agenda.

This story begins as Fox's twelfth day as mayor begins.

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"Fox, I think you should resign," said Falco, assistant mayor, approaching Fox.

"Why? According to this survey, I am the best mayor that this town has had for years!" said Fox proudly, waving around a clipboard.

"Let me see that!" said Falco, snatching the clipboard.

Falco read the contents of the clipboard.

"What?" questioned Falco, "How does this make sense? This so-called survey that you boast about had one poll participant! And that participant was you!"

"Fine then, I'll take another survey!" said Fox angrily, scribbling onto a piece of paper.

Fox, grinning, handed a piece of paper over to Falco.

"What?" asked Falco angrily, "You just made up fake names, and filled the survey in yourself! Are you an egoistical jerk or something? Stop making up fake people, do something quality, and then you'll become popular! I bet you I can't find one person in Summers that actually likes you as a mayor!"

"You're lying, Falco! I am a very popular mayor!" boasted Fox. "In fact, these guys called: Yoshiguru, Yoshister, Ned Flanders and DJRaper said that it was true!"

Falco sighed.

"They are really real!" said Fox, trying to sound convincing. "I'm popular, aren't I guys? Guys? Guys?"

"What about the crime rate, Fox? It's just suddenly rocketed up!" said Falco, "And we don't even have jails in this town with a security system!"

"What?" said Fox, shocked, "We have state of the art security systems in jails!"

Falco sighed, "You call cut-outs of people dressed in guard uniforms will really stop people escaping from jail?"

In Jail…

"Come on, Bowser!" said Ganondorf, "This is our break! Our chance to bust out of jail!"

Ganondorf opened the unlocked cell door, walked through the jail administration office without anyone noticing, walked through the front entrance with hundreds watching, and walked outside.

"Well that was easy," said Bowser.

Bowser gasped. "Run back inside! Guards! With guns!"

Ganondorf and Bowser bolted back inside, ran through the office and back into their cell, locking the door behind them, trembling.

Back at Fox's office…

"I would really suggest that you resign," said Falco, "This town is going to go deeper into crisis unless we can have someone that can really do their job."

Fox sighed.

"Okay, I resign," said Fox, with a bit of resentment.

"Good," said Falco, "I'm glad you're leaving it for someone who can do a better job."

"No," said Fox, boasting, "I was just letting other people have a go, sometimes good people can't stay in forever!"

"I am so glad you are out of office," said Falco, angrily.

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The mayorship is now wide open. Absolutely anyone can apply, and try and become mayor. Falco has become mayor temporarily, but only for 28 days, as any other challengers will have to stand up and campaign. The next part of this story is the campaigning, the work, the promises and the desperation shown by all candidates who sign up.

THE END
(of chapter)

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