Our Screwed Up Lives
Chapter 2: First Day and the Buff Chick
(this sighn .:means speaking in mind:.)
"So what's your schedule?" Whitney asked Harley.
"Umm, Homeroom-Riss, 2nd Period-Biology, 3rd Period-gym, 4th Period-art, 5th Period-English, 6th Period-reading, 7th Period-Algebra, 8th Period-World History. What about you?" The neko-youkai answered.
"Cool, I've got the same thing! Aw, shit, if we don't hurry, we're gonna be late!" Whitney complained. The cousins ran through the quickly clearing hallways, stopping at a classroom on the second floor. This had to be the weirdest room they had ever seen. It looked more like a stuffed animal sanctuary than a class! It was cluttered, unorganized, and chaotic. Unfortunately, the bell had rung on their way up, and the youkai were officially late.
"Nice of you to join us, ladies." Mrs. Riss said, scurrying around like the kermit she is.
"Ummm, yeah, sorry, but we're new, and kinda got lost." Harley lied.
"Well, what are your names?" Mrs. Riss said, looking up from her papers. She was in her later fifties, with boy-cut black hair and pale brown, piercing eyes. She waddled underneath her green t-shirt that read 'Science makes the world go round', and blue jeans.
"I'm Whitney Kyameron, and this is my cuz, Harley Kyameron." The inu-youkai introduced.
"Okay, Ms. Kyamerons, take a seat behind Mr. Takomi, the one with the dog ears." Mrs. Riss ordered. The neko and inu demons nearly froze after hearing the name. He must be the son of InuTashio Takomi. The girls came to a silent agreement to not become friendly with the inu-hanyou.
"Hey!" Inuyasha grumbled, angry at the observation.
"Quiet, little brother! This Sesshomaru is trying to read!" Sesshomaru complained, his nose in a Stephen King novel.
Whitney raised a questioning eyebrow."Wow, Inuyasha, your sister is built! What's your secret? You gotta share!"
Sesshomaru scowled at the girl behind him. "I'm male!"
Harley smothered laughter behind her hand while Whitney waved it off. "Ya coulda fooled me..." The two girls sat down behind the brothers, at a double-seated desk. Harley sat behind Inuyasha, while Whitney sat behind Sesshomaru. The cousins exchanged malicious grins before beginning their sweet revenge.
Harley picked up her pencil, leaning forward quietly. She glanced quickly at the teacher to be sure she was occupied elsewhere, before starting her assualt on Inuyasha's ears.
"Whitney, watch it twitch..." Harlye whispered, and Whitney stared as her cousin prodded one of the furry white ears. It twitched in annoyance, and Harley quickly pulled the utensil away. Whitney hid her giggles in her shirt, and Inuyasha glared back at the pair.
"Don't touch my ears, whore!" Inuyasha muttered. Harley's eye twitched convulsivley, but kept quiet. Unlike Whitney.
"What the fuck did you just call my cousin!" Whitney yelled in a whisper. Only loud enough to catch his ears. Well so she thought.
"Quiet, wench! This Sesshomaru is trying to read." Sesshomaru glared evily, but he talked in a cold, bored manner.
"Shutup! You Transvestite! I should kick you in the shins for calling me that! You fag!" Whitney screamed, making every demon cover their ears. Except Harley, she was to busy laughing.
"Ms. Kyameron, in the hallway!" Mrs. Riss screeched like the oversized bird she was, and when we say oversized, we mean OVERSIZED!
Whitney left the room laughing, seeing Harley pick up the pencil again.
At Lunchtime ?
Harley and Whitney were at a clear table eating the lunches slop, discussing homeroom. Whitney was more angry then anything, while Harley was more on the thoughtful side.
"I can't believe, that out of all the frickin' cities in Japan, they had to be here!" Whitney practically yelled, her tail thumping on the bench angrily. "I mean, we moved to get away from all the drama! Now here we are, once again smack dab in the middle of the shit! Damnit!"
"Don't get overly excited, Whit, this could work out for us. Think about it, we planned on getting revenge on InuTaisho, but now we can get it on his sons." Harley said, proving that though she acts innocent, she is really an evil mastermind. HAHAHA!
Whitney was about to answer when four people sat down around them. The one who sat closest to Whitney gave off a pretty strong youki. His long black hair was pulled back in a braid and he had crystal mark on his fore-head. His black button-up shirt had a yellow lightning bolt on the side, and was opened to reveal a white tank top. He had a pair of dark blue jeans on, that were tatterd in some places. He grinned at Whitney, showing pearly white fangs.
The one sitting next to Harley was a human, but he also had a mark on his fore-head. It was a amethyst cross. His hair was onyx colored and also pulled back in a braid. His red t-shirt was tight and showed off his six-pack abs. He wore black plain jeans.
The two across from them were more girly however. One because she was a girl, and the other because he wanted to be a girl! The said er..tranvestite?...crossdresser?..err thats it! The said crossdresser, was wearing a pink shirt that said, "Princess", and a pair of white and tight jeans. His black hair was long and was pulled into a high ponytail.
The girl had red hair, pulled back into pigtails, with bangs that almost hid her green eyes. She had wolf-like fangs, and a white tail that wagged behind her. She wore a blue shirt that said "Angel" and a white mini skirt. She also wore white flip-flops.
"Can we help you?" Whitney said curiously toned voice.
The man next to Harley spoke up. "We saw what you guys did during homeroom, and decided to introduce ourselves."
"Yeah, that was awesome!" The man next to Whitney said in an excited tone. "No one has ever flipped out on Sesshomaru before!"
Harley glowed with pride. "We're glad you guys enjoyed our little show. If Whitney decides that she wants to stay, there might be more." She looked at Whitney expectantly.
Whitney looked at her as if to say 'what?' She finally caught on at what she was supposed to do and relented. "Fiiiiiiiiiine! Kami, it's not like you would let me live it down anyways." She then turned to the people sitting around her. "Who are you guys?"
The red-haired girl grinned and said, "Wellllllll, I'm Ayame, this is Jenkotsu," she pointed to the crossdresser next to her, "that's Hiten," she pointed to the demon next to Whitney, "and last but not least. That's Bankotsu!" She pointed to the human next to Harley.
Harley smiled warmly and said, "Nice to meet you! This is Whitney and I'm Harley. Whitney's kind of the tough type. But when she says stuff she doesn't always mean it."
"Yeah and Harley isn't such an angel," Whitney growled.
"Whatever, stupid lying bitch!" Harley hissed.
"You act just like the puss you are," Whitney snarled.
"Well I-" Harley was cut off by Bankotsu clearing his throat.
"Why don't we find out about you guys?" he smiled to show that he would have liked to see the cat fight, but thought it better to not cause a scene.
Hiten then looked at Whitney, "So whats your special powers? Every demon has a special move. What's yours?"
Whitney smiled, "I can duplicate myself, and duplicate any special abilty my opponent possesses. Harley can read minds and see into another's heart. She usually only talks in my mind though." She said referring to the other's looks of fear. "She doesn't make a habit of looking into others thoughts."
.: Like the fact that you think that Sesshomaru guy was hot:.
Whitney scowled angriy, scaring Ayame and Jenkotsu, .:Do not:.
Harley smiled and thought .:Thus our revenge begins:.
A/N: Yo my peeps, whaz up? Whitney did that! Lol-ers.
Sessh: Sooooooo, u think that this Sesshomaru is hawt?
Har: Ooh, some1's gotta crush...
Whit: Uh...who toldya that?
Har: I can read your mind!
Sessh: Not to mention you put it in the fic, you baka.
Har: Uh, yeh...
Inu: Hey, can you rub my ears again?
Whit: Oooooooooo
Har: Sure, Inu. Shutup Whit!
Inu: Prrrrrs
Whit: Do not tell this Whitney to shut-up!
Sessh: Are you making fun of This Sesshomaru?
Har: No That Whitney is not making fun of That Sesshomaru. Now This Harley has to go and rub That Inuyasha's ears!
Sessh: You ARE making fun of This Sesshomaru!
Inu: YAY! This Inuyasha gets his ears rubbed.
Sessh: Stop that before This Sesshomaru gets angry!
Whit: Oh no! This Whitney can't have that! It will mean the end of That world!
Sessh: Stop that! This Sesshomaru tires of your games, incolent bith!
Whit: This Whitney likes doing things to That Sesshomaru pokes tounge out at Sessh
Sessh: Put that away unless you are intending to use it...
Har: What!
Inu: You actually implied that!
Whit: Ummmmm...I think I'm going to go and get a soda
Sessh: This Sesshomaru will come with you
Whit: Shit!
Har: Guess that leaves me and you Inu...
Inu: Yep
Har: Errr
Inu: So about that ear rub...
Har, Inu, Whit, Sessh will kill you if you don't review!