Our Screwed Up Lives

Chapter 4: The Date

Harley and Whitney were running late for their date that Saturday night. It had taken the girls over an hour to get ready, and were dressed in formal attire. Whitney was wearing a black halter top dress that went mid-thigh. It had two slits in the sides that went down to her navel, and black sandals tying up to mid-calf. Her hair was in curls. Harley was in a baby blue strapless dress that went just above her knees. It was tiered at the bottom, and angled. She wore silver strapped heels, and had her hair up in a curly bun.

"We are so dead!" Harley squealed as they attempted to run in high heels-bad idea.

"Why in hell didn't they pick us up!" Whitney whined as they finally entered the restaurant. They spotted the guys standing next to the host. Whitney held a glare that said, 'You will die a painful death if I have to walk home!'

Harley's ears were twitching in annoyance and she wore a frown. They were seated at a window seat, overviewing the bay. It was a beautiful view, and the girls were captivated by it. Harley was vaguely aware that Bankotsu was starring at her as if she was the meal.

Whitney was glancing at Hiten every now and then, mainly entertaining her thoughts about the restaurant they were now attending, MoonLight Bay.

When the waitress came to their table, Harley and Whitney ordered a Sprite, and got lasagna. The guys got the same thing. Harley mentally told Whitney that that was a little strange, Whitney quickly agreed.

.:They are trying way to hard:. Harley thought to Whitney.

.:Tell me about it:.

As the waitress brought their meals the girls looked up. What they saw brought red to Whitney's eyes, and Harley's turned a slight yellow. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru were talking to the host as if they owned the place. And the guy was basically cowering in fear.

.:What are they doing here! Why are they here! Oohh We need to go Har:. Whitney mentally yelled in Harley's head.

.:NO! We are on a date, and we are to enjoy oursleves:.

.:Yeah, and do you even know what your date is saying to you:.

.:I'm blocking you...and you don't know what Hiten is saying to you either:.

.:Shutup:.

"So, are you guys enjoying yourselves?" Bankotsu asked. He had a hopeful look to his eyes.

Harley and Whitney nodded a little to eagerly, but the guys didn't seem to notice. They delved into a conversation about school, not noticing the two brothers going from table to table. Nor noticing that they were getting closer and closer.

"So Whitney, how's your cousin?" Hiten asked. He smiled warmly at her.

She grinned and told him how Jordan had happend to walk into the bathroom when she was stepping out of the shower. "I was just stepping out and wrapping the towel around me when all of a sudden he ran into the room, yelling that Harley spit orange juice in his eyes. I kinda froze for a second, then he stepped up to me, he couldn't see I mind you, and he ripped the towel out of my hand and rubbed his face against it. Well you can guess what happened then."

Harley grinned and said, "No they can't! She basically screamed her head off. She took some loofa thingy and started beating him with it. Well Jordan was yelling and telling her that he wasn't going to look at his cousin, but Whit didn't listen. She ripped the towel away from him and covered herslef with it. Then she chased him out of the bathroom yelling something like, 'Get the hell out of here! You sick, hentai! I don't care if you are my cousin, you stay out of my bathroom!' Then she ran back into the bathroom and slammed the door closed. I looked down at Jordan and he looked like he was just ordered to fly a spaceship to Mars without taking lessons. It was the funniest thing that I had ever seen!"

The group fell into hysterics, not realizing that they had visitors for the entire story.

"I see that you are enjoying your evening," a cold, emotionless voice interrupted there musings.

Everyone gasped and looked into the face of none other than Sesshomaru Takomi. Dun dun dun!

"Oh shit." Whitney whispered. "I knew we should have left when we had the chance. Now I'm going to have an even harder time, NOT killing him."

Sesshomaru, of course, heard every word and he smirked, a plan forming in his mind. "Little Brother, look who we have here."

Harley invaded Whitney's mind once again. .:uh-oh:.

.:You could say that again:.

.:Okay! uh-oh:.

.:Shut up:.

.:Ya know what, I'm gonna go find another, more interesting mind to assault:.

.:Please do.:.

Inuyasha left the table he was visiting to join his brother. "What is it. I still have to finish my half of this place." He growled in annoyance. He then noticed who was sitting at the table before him. He grinned evilly. "What do we have here. Is it not the whore and wench?"

Whitney snarled at him and bared her teeth, as Harley hissed and flexed her claws. However, before they could say a word, their dates were up from their seats.

.:Now to invade your mind:. Harley thought, penetrating Inuyasha's thoughts.

.:I'll get that slutty-cat back for touching my ears! And her little dog too:.

.:Inuyasha-a-a-a-a-a-a...wow, I'm really surprised, I didn't think there'd be anything going on up here:.

.:What the hell? Who are you:.

.:It's the slutty-cat, who else:.

.:How the hell are you in my head:.

.:I'm in your mind and you can't get me out! NANANANANA:.

Bankotsu and Hiten stepped from the booth, trying to block the Takomis from seeing their dates. "Oh how touching, you're trying to protect your whores." Sesshomaru growled out.

Hiten was up in his face and was ready to punch him when he was pulled back. He looked to see Whitney holdin ghis arm, and her eyes bleeding blood red. "Don't touch him. I won't have you getting hurt for me." She snarled in his face, but her eyes were trained on Sesshomaru.

Hiten was about to protest when a yelp was heard from beside Sesshomaru. Everyone instantly looked towards the hanyou. He had his claws gripping his hair and he was shaking his head, murmmering something about getting out of his head. Everyone but Harley and Whitney gasped. Harley because she was busy tormenting Inuyasha, and Whitney because she was busy watching Harley's eyes glow a bright green.

Whitney then looked towards Sesshomaru. He was looking at her instead of his brother. 'Jee, he really cares doesn't he?' She thought sarcastically. She looked into his eyes and snarled, warning him to come closer. He just smirked and turned back to his brother, watching him with disinterest.

.:GET OUT:.

.:No, you can't make me, I like it here! It's very spacious:.

.:Are you calling me dumb? Hey:.

.: LALALALALALALALA:.

.:AW! Not so loud! My mental ears are bleeding:.

.: Oh, so you mean I shouldn't YELL REALLY LOUDLY!:.

.:AGHHHHHHHHHH! Stop it, pleeease:.

.:Fine, since you said please...but I'll be back! Bye-bye, Inu...:.

Everyone looked on as Inuyasha finally stopped gripping his head as if it was going to fall off. Whitney however, watched as Harley's eyes reverted back to their pink-like color. Harley blinked a couple times before focusing on Whitney. Then a huge grin split across her face. Whitney burst out laughing falling on the seat and holding her gut.

The rest of the group turned around to see the inu demoness gasping for air. Sesshomaru snarled and made ready to start another verbal fight. Hiten stepped in front of Whitney, Bankotsu quickly doing the same for Harley. "Don't come near them. If you so much as touch them you will answer to us." Bankotsu growled, well as well as a human can growl.

Inuyasha touched Sesshomaru's arm, silently telling him to leave. Sesshomaru stayed where he was, his eyes never leaving the two demonesses before him. He finally turned on his heel and left the restaurant. Inuyasha swiftly followed him.

.:Until next time, Inuyasha:. Harley called to him mentally.

Sessh: They are lucky that This Sesshomaru did not wish to cause a scene.

Inu: Kami that's scary!

Har: BWAHAHAHAHA!

Whit: MAN! That was the funniest thing ever! And I can't believe Sesshomaru was going to beat me up!

Har: Yeah, Inu, wuz up with that? Geesh, how strong do you have to be to beat up two girls! Pathetic!

Sessh: This Sesshomaru would not let any such thing happen to what is his.

Inu: What he said.

Har: Do you even understand what he said?

Inu: ummmm...that he wouldn't let harm come to Whitney?

Whit: Inu got it right! Score one for INU!

Sessh: This Sesshomaru is confused...just don't look at his ears.

Whit: Not the damn ears again! I finally got Har to leave me alone about them! Now she's going to remember and take my eyes out! Thanks Sessh! Your such a help!

Har: Yeah, that reminds me...come here Whitney...

Whit: (steps away) OKAY OKAY! I wont look at his fricken ears anymore! Damit I hate you Sesshomaru!

Inu: Geesh, Sesshomaru, it's not my fault I was born with these girl-magnets!

Har: Girl-Magnets! Just how many have you attracted so far!

Sessh: Ha HA..You are how they say, 'Busted' Little Brother

Whit: BUUUURN!

Inu: Ummm...

Har: Tell me or else!

Inu: Just Kikyo...Kagome...a few others...

Sessh: (looks at Whitney evily)

Whit: HEY! I said I wasn't look no more! Don't look at me like that!Asshole!

Har: Grrrrrrr...that Kinky Ho-er, I mean Kikyo will die...

Whit: Can I help!

Sessh: This Sesshomaru would also like to see the dead bitch die...

Har: Nice wording, Sesshomaru!

Sessh: Shut the hell up!

Whit: You sound like me!

Inu: She hasn't bothered me in weeks, not since I marked Harley.

Whit: Ooo thats cool-----WAIT! What the HELL your mated! OMFG! That is so cool! Why didn't you tell me?

Har: Cuz I knew that's how you would react! And aren't you mated?

Whit: NO! HA! Sessh settle down! YEAH RIGHT! When hell freezes over.

Sessh: Hell just froze over.

Har: O.o I think we should give them some privacy, Inu

Inu: Okay, but only if you make me some Ramen!

Har: Fine!

Whit: What? I want some Ramen, dude! I haven't had anything all day!

Sessh: You will wait until later, you must become my mate.

Whit: 0.0 Im scared mommy!

Har, Inu, Whit, Sessh: REVIEW OR DIE!