Fox for Mayor!
By Hoogiman

Disclaimer: I don't own any SSBM character mentioned here.

Fox for Mayor
Chapter Four: Yays! Jigglypuff!

27 days until election

Our story continues with the introduction of another character. The young, carefree Pokemon, moved to Summers with her friends because of her love for the beaches, love for the kind, gift bearing, loving locals, who invited her over for dinners, and drew her to stay in the town.

But this young Pokemon does not know something. Perhaps her encouraging friend that asked her to run for mayor, might not be as encouraging as she viewed him. Perhaps: It was a joke?

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Jigglypuff, Pikachu and Ness were sitting on a couch, looking bored.

"This game of truth or dare sucks," said Pikachu angrily. "Jigglypuff, you shouldn't have dared Popo to stop the Israel-Palestine conflict! That was a stupid dare!"

Popo sprinted in through the door, sweating.

"The army are after me! They've got hundreds of tanks outside this house, ready to shoot me! Quickly! Hide under the cover!"

"You didn't complete your dare," teased Jigglypuff, "Now you have to face the punishment!"

"Oh really?" asked Popo, "What's the punishment this time?"

"You have to eat this ten-day-old PBJ sandwich!" teased Jigglypuff.

"But I'm allergic to nuts!" said Popo, "I'll die if I eat that sandwich!"

"He's right!" said Ness, "And besides, there's probably some bacteria on there, he could catch a cold or something!"

"Chow up!" said Jigglypuff, forcing the sandwich into Popo's mouth.

Popo died.

"You idiot!" said Pikachu, "You killed Popo!"

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"Now he's never going to pay me that dollar back!" said Pikachu angrily.

"I guess you'll never get a dollar!" laughed Jigglypuff.

"Fine then," said Pikachu, "Now it's my turn."

Pikachu thought about that for a while, and then one of those big cartoon-like-light bulbs appeared over his head.

"Jigglypuff, I dare you to pay me a dollar!" said Pikachu.

Jigglypuff fumbled through her wallet, and payed him a dollar.

"Curses…" said Jigglypuff. "Now it's my turn!"

Jigglypuff thought about that for a while, and then one of those big cartoon-like-light bulbs appeared over her head.

"I dare you to hit yourself with this machete!" said Jigglypuff.

"That's a stupid dare! Truth!" said Pikachu.

"When was the last time you wore women's undies?" asked Jigglypuff.

"Uh… er…" laughed Pikachu nervously, "I just… er… need to go then…"

Pikachu walked out the door.

The tanks shot him.

Everyone stared in shock.

"Meh," said Jigglypuff, "Let's watch some TV!"

Jigglypuff pressed a button on the remote, and turned on the television. The news bulletin theme music played, as everyone sat themselves down on the couch.

"Welcome to Channel Four Summers Local News, at 6:00!" said a presenter on the television, "Today's top story is about the mayorship! As of today, there have been two new candidates for the top spot! Link, the Hyrulian swordsman and Bowser, evil vil-"

The news presenter was handed a memo.

"Make that… Link, stupid guy and Bowser… super awesome guy are both running for the mayorship!" said the news presenter.

"Cool!" said Jigglypuff.

"A major poll has been conducted today after the two new candidates have applied, and the results are in!" said the news presenter, "Falco leads the polls by a giant margin, with 75 percent of the votes, while Link comes in with 15 percent and Bowser comes in with 10 percent of the total votes!"

"I've got an idea for my dare!" said Ness, "Jigglypuff, I dare you to run for and win the mayorship!"

"Really?" replied Jigglypuff, "You think I'd be a good mayor?"

"Uh… yeah… sure!" said Ness, in a somewhat faked tone, "I'd vote for you!"

"I'll start campaigning now!" said Jigglypuff.

Jigglypuff ran out of the house, and shut the door lightly behind her.

"Yes," said Ness to himself, "Now I can watch my TV show! It would ruin my reputation if anyone saw me watching it!"

Ness turned on, 'The Price is Right'.

Jigglypuff ran back through the door.

Said Jigglypuff, "Ness, I forgot my hat! Do you know where it is?"

Jigglypuff saw Ness watching 'The Price is Right'.

A shocked expression was seen on Jigglypuff's face.

"You watch that show?" asked Jigglypuff, shocked.

"It isn't what you think!" said Ness defensively.

"I will never view you the same way again!" said Jigglypuff, still shocked.

"I was flicking! I swear!" said Ness.

"I thought you'd never go to the dark side!" cried Jigglypuff.

Jigglypuff suddenly smiled, grabbed her hat, and walked out the door.

THE END
(of chapter)

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