Our Screwed Up Lives
Chapter 5: Phase 2 of Operation Revenge
Whitney and Harley had been going to school for about a week now. Most of the student body knew about them from either their little money spat, or Whitney's outburst during class. However, there was one group of people who had yet to confront them.
"So, Har? Did you get math done? I got them all except number 8. I swear, I had the biggest migrain afterwards." Whitney complained during lunch.
"Yeah, I thought it was pretty easy. The answer was the square root of 3." Harley said absently. Her thoughts were on how to get revenge on the Takomi family. Since the restaurant incident the girls had decided to get revenge at any cost. "I'll show you how to do it after school. We have to go to the mall afterwards though. I'm going to go and get a new laptop."
"Cool! I need a new ipod. Mine's screwing up for some reason. It won't let me play all of 'I Write Sins Not Tragedies'." Whitney said, pulling out her ipod and fumbling with the dial.
"Aww, poor Whit. Isn't that your favorite song?" Hiten teased. "How will you ever live?"
"Ha ha very funny. How about I take this fork and shove it down your throat." Whitney chided, holding up the said object.
Harley giggled and said, "Now, now guys. We don't want to start anything...yet. Why don't we eat our lunch without snipping at each other?" Harley said sighing in feigned frustration.
"Aww, Har. You know that's their way of saying they love each other. Just like me doing this is my way of saying I love you." He grabbed her and kissed her cheek. This of course set the whole table into laugheter.
Just then a tall girl with long black hair that reached her lower back walked up. She had dark brown eyes that were cold and spiteful, and wore a red tank top and black mini-skirt.
"So, these are the newbies?" She said icily. She flipped her hair over her shoulder with an imperious smirk. Behind her stood a wind demon with her long black hair in a tight bun. She had sinister red eyes and wore light blue jeans and a black t-shirt that read 'If you can read this, you are invading my bubble.'
"They don't look so tough, Kikyo." The girl with crimson eyes said with a scowl.
"Well, Kagura, we've got to be welcoming, right?" Kikyo stated cooly, an evil glint in her eyes.
"What do you want?" Harley said abruptly, sensing that these girls were no good.
"Well, someone never learned their manners." Kikyo snarled. (Ha Whit, she took your signature move!)
"Why don't you crawl back into the whole you came out of?" Whitney stated. Kagura took a step forward before Kikyo stopped her.
"Let's go, we have to meet up with our boyfriends anyways." Kikyo reminded her. "But we'll be back." The two walked away after exchanging glares.
"What a couple of-" Whitney started, but was cut off by Harley.
"Teacher!" She whispered, covering Whitney's mouth, which was spilling several vile words that were sure to get her detention.
After the Teacher left Whitney and Harley went into question mode. "Who were those, bitches. Who the hell do they think they are? What's their problem? I wonder if their friend is visiting."
Ayme quickly told them about the 'bitches.' "That was Kikyou and Kagura. The human was Kikyou, and the wind witch was Kagura. They're the bitches of the school, but they seem to intimadate every one. About the only people that they don't effect are Kagome and Sango. They are always trying to get with Inuyasha and Sesshomaru, but the guys haven't gone out with them yet. They're the biggest sluts in the school." She wrinkled her nose in disgust. "They also hang out with one of the football players, his name is Naraku. He's a real asshole. He thinks he can get any girl he wants. Wich, most of the time he can, because just about every girl wants to date him. It's just plain pathetic."
Harley smirked, "So those girls think they can mess with us? They have another thing coming."
Whitney snarled and said, "Don't you mean Kink-ho? I think it fits her much better. And that Kagura's new name is going to be whore. Can't wait to tell them."
Bankotsu and the others busted up in laughter, knowing that the two bigges bitches in school were in the ride for their lives.
The next day at school was just a little bit more exciting. "Hey Harley?" Whitney said during homeroom. "Do think Sesshomary's tail is fluffier then mine? It just seems so much more cuddly." She began to stroke the said appendage.
"I'm sorry to tell you this, Whitney, but it is much more poofy than yours." Harley said, trying to hide her giggles behind her hand.
Sesshomaru growled and said, "This Sesshomaru will make you pay for touching his person wench. Touch your own tail." He glared at Whitney angrily.
"But it's just so fluffy!" She switched ino the puppy dog out. "Pleeeeeease can I touch it?"
"No." He tutned back around. "This Sesshomaru does not like others touching him."
"What's up with you speaking in third person?" Harley asked, she looked as if she was actually curious. "Do you belong in a nut house, or are you just annoying?"
"Will you two shutup? Your constant hissing and snarling is getting on my nerves!" Inuyasha growled.
Whitney snarled and bared her fangs. "Mind your own damned business, half-breed. Oh WAIT! You can't! Which reminds me! Why the hell did you to have to come over to our table? Do you have any idea how much I wanted to rip your ears off?" She glared at Inuyasha, and then looked at Sesshomaru, who was staring at her. "Take a picture it will last longer." She then looked away and let Harley deal with them.
"Now look what you did! She'll be upset all day because you won't let her touch your stupid tail, Sesshomary!" Harley said in exasperation.
"Why should This Sesshomaru care?" Sesshomaru growled.
"Because you like her." Harley smirked, her eyes flashing green.
"Huh!" Was heard from Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and Whitney.
"What, it's the truth!" Harley said innocently. Sesshomaru growled before returning his attention to his English homework.
Soon, the cousins were getting bored. They had finished their classwork early, and there was still fifteen minutes left before the bell rang.
"This is soooo boring." Harley whispered to Whitney, who nodded her head in agreement.
.:How about we have a little fun:. Whitney thought to Harley.
.:What are you suggesting:.
.:Initiate phase 2 of revenge:.
.:But how:.
.:Well, since annoying them isn't working to well, let's see if we can drop their grade-point average:.
.:Ohh, I getcha:.
.:(Evil laughter):.
.:Kay, gettin a little freaky now:.
"Psst! Hey!" Whitney whispered to Sesshomaru.
"What!" He hissed.
"You got number 3 wrong!" Whitney persuaded.
"Well than what's the answer?" Inuyasha said, joining the quiet conversation.
"We're not stupid! You can figure out for yourself that the answer is 12.8!" Harley hissed, then clapped her hands over her mouth and winced. "Ooops."
"Great job, idiot!" Whitney said angrily while the brothers smirked at each other, erasing their answer and putting Harley's in it's place. They were so sure that the little scene had been real that they failed to notice the smell of smugness surrounding the inu and neko youkai, or the fact that Harley's paper read '4.27' for number 3.
.:Suckers:. Harley thought.
.:Ha! To bad that question was worth half our score:. Whitney said mentally.
A/N...Wow! We are sooooooo evil! I can't belive we did that! I can't wait to see what we do next!
Whit: Harley, what you tlaking about Sesshomaru liking me? That's like wacked up!
Sessh: Well what is 'wacked up' about This Sesshomaru?
Har: Don't deny it! I 'heard' you!
Inu: Deny what?
Whit: How stupid do you have to be?
Inu: Shutup!
Har: Well it's true! Pay attention.
Inu: Why should I pay attention to Sesshomaru's mushy personal life! Yuck!
Whit: Oh like you have room to talk!
Sessh: This Sesshoamru's Personal life is not mushy.
Har: Well it seems pretty mushy to me.
Inu: Yeah! Why don't you tell the bitch you like her?
Whit: HEY!
Har: HA HA! You just got called a bitch!
Sessh: Don't call This Sesshomaru's bitch a bitch!
WHit: Hey Har, guess what?
Har: What?
Whit: Your Inu's bitch!
Har: At least I'm not a bitchy bitch!
Inu: Yay! She didn't deny it!
Sessh: This Sesshoamru feels bad for the feline...
Har: Why's that?
Sessh and Whit: Your stuck with Inuyasha..(sessh and whit high five)
Inu: Hey
Sessh and Whit: (innocent shrugg of shoulders) What?
Har: Don't talk about Inu! At least he's not a fag!
Inu: Yeah!
Whit: Don't make fun of Sesshoamru because he has a feminine side!
Sessh: This Sesshomaru is no such thing!
Whit: Who are you talking to?
Sessh: The feline
Whit: Oh cuz I was going to say, you can't deny havning a feminine side
Sessh: GRrr
Whit: What?
Har: I wasn't wrong!
Whit: About what?
Har: Sessh is a fag!
Sessh: This Sesshoamru is not a fag! Or else why would This Sesshomaru like the bitch, Whitney!
Har: There are two types of fags out there buddy.
Whit: There are?
HAr: Yes! You even told me remember!
Whit: Refresh my memory...
HAR: You said there were fags who dressed and looked like girls, and fags who were bi.
Whit: OH SHIT! I'm in love with a fag! Which one is Sessh?
Har: Er, I dunno, the first one?
Whit: Doesn't that mean that he doesn't like girls?
Har: No, it means he looks like a girl
Whit: Oohhh...Well Sessh you'll have to face the facts..your a fag...but I still love ya!
Inu: What a weirdo
Har: Yep. Whitney not only are you in love with a fag, but your a weirdo for being in love with one.
Whit: Oh, how nice.
Sessh: This Sesshomaru needs to find something to say.
Whit: Whit: Yeah..umm your acting creepier then normal.
Har: She's gotta point.
Inu: When you don't have anything to say, you don't say anything..now I feel bad for Whitney.
Whit: I feel horrible!
Sessh: Why?
Whit: Beacause everyone, even Inu, feels bad for me!
Sessh and Inu: What's that supposed to mean!
Har and Whit: It means..ummmmmmm...REVIEW!