Roy blinked.

"Take you out to dinner?" He chuckled."Now why would I ever do that?"

A smile came across Eds face as he looked up and down laughing.

"You would'nt want me to tell any one that.." Ed started laughing before he could finish the sentence." That you wear girl underwear."

Ed fell on the floor laughing as roy blushed and looked down seeing a price tag for Victorias secret hanging out of his pants. Roy quickly ziped up his pants and grabed Eds arm, Pulling his out the door.

"Come on, We're going out to dinner."

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While in the car, Roy did'nt look at ED. He just stared straight not saying anything. The whole Drive was quiet. Roy pulled up into the parking lot and Ed quickly got out. He ran over to the drivers door and opend it.

"Here ya' go my lady." Ed started to laugh.

Roy gave him a disgusted look and got out.

At head quarters, Riza headed out the door. It had been a long day at work and all she wanted to do was see her father. He had called earlier and told her that he was going to take her out to dinner at the local dinner. Little did she know, that Ed and Roy were going to be there.

Ed walked in followed by Roy. Theye both sat down at a booth as a young waitress came over to give them their menus. She handed Roy a menu and he smiled at her. Then she handed Ed a menu then turned back to Roy.

"Your son is quite adorable, How old is he?"

Ed turned red. "HEY IM NOT HIS-"

Roy kicked Ed in the knee before Ed could finish.

"Oh." Roy chuckled. "He's not my son...I'm babysitting for a friend. His mothers in the hospital."

Eds mouth droped open. Roy had just lied to get a girl.

The waitress made a sad face at Ed.

"Aww, poor thing."

She turned back to Roy.

"I'll be back in a few minutes to take your orders."

"Okay then." Roy winked at her and she walked away.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" Ed yelled, slamming his fists on the table.

Roy raised an eye brow.

"You were flirting with thr buss lady."

"so?" Roy said innocently.

"You're with Riza!"

Roy just picked up his menu and didn't say anything. He felt alittle guilty after that.

As Ed picked up the menu, He noticed Riza walk in the door. Hahaha perfect time to get revenge on the lie, Roy told the waitress. He grabbed a fork and "accidenly" droped hit under the table.

Roy looked up from the menu.

"Oops, my bad."

Ed droped down under the table.

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Riza noticed Roy sitting at the table. She started to walk over.

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Ed could see her walking towards them from under the table clothe.

"I can't find it!"

Ed quickly yelled to Roy.

"Look harder."

"I'm trying!"

"Try harder"

Ed tried not to laugh. "Try what?"

"Harder."

"What?"

Roy lost his patients.

"HARDER, GOD DAMMIT!"

"What harder?" A woman said.

Roy froze and looked up. He blushed.

"Oh, Hi Riza...Didn't expect to see you here."

Riza looked mad.

Ed poped out from under the table smiling.

"Hey Riza." Ed smiled.

Thanks for reading, Im looking forward to writing the next chapter!