After placing tht phone call, Roy hung up the phone, startled at the sight of Ed, just sitting there...with the bag.

Roy thought quickly then put his hands on his hips. "Don't you know that it's rude to go through peoples things?"

Ed opened his mouth to talk, but was quickly interupted by Roy.

"Especially when your not even an invited guessed!"

"But...one question.."Ed said quickly before the colonel could interuped once more."Wheres the stuff inside the bag?"

Roy could feel his cheeks turn red and looked away. "I don't know...there should be something in there..."

"But theres not.."

"Oh well.." Roy walked away to get a glass off orenge juice, but at the same time that he was about to pour the orenge juice into the glass, Ed through the bag at him, cuasing the orenge juice to spill on Roys pants.

'Bullshit!' Ed yelled as he got up.

Roy blinked as he looked down at his orenge-covered pants.

"This is all bullshit!" Ed yelled in annoyance. " I know damn well that you know where the stuff in the bag is! And your going to tell me no matter what, colonel!"

Roy didn't know what to do. He could either tell Ed the truth,That he was wearing it. Or he could make up some sort of lie.Or even better, He could change the subject.

"...I have to go change.." And with saying that, Roy walked out of the kitchen and into his room, where he put on a loose fitting pair of jeans over the peice of red lingere. Then he checked over himself in the mirror just to make sure that the lingere was unnoticeable, then he walked back out.

Ed sat on the couch, reading through a magazine that he found laying around then looked up at Roy as he walked in.

Roy kept having to pull up his pants, do to the loosness of them.

Ed grinned and tried not to laugh." Geezz, Colonel, those pants make you look 10 years younger!"

Roy glared at Ed for a moment Then yawned and streached for a few seconds, forgetting about his pants. Then before Roy could stop, his pants slid down below his hips, exposing the red lingere.

Ed froze and stared in shock as Roy looed down and pulled his pants up, blushing a bit.

Then Ed fell off the couch, laughing his head off.

"Oh My God! Colonel! I didnt know you had a feminin side!" He continued to laugh.