A Half Host Life with Monster Girls

by Azure King and Azure Queen

Naruto left his village to explore the world to see and allow his skill to grow...but all that when down the hill when he has to do his mother's job of being a Host Family for monster girls. But as much as they drive him up the wall, he enjoys it, will he find what he was looking for outside his village or will it be more than he bargains for?

1. Chapter 1

AzureKing: Yo all, been writing new and newer stuff lately huh? Well here's one that I've been wanting to try~ Hope you like it!

CHAPTER START

Clang! Clang!

The sound of metal hitting another piece was echoing through the room as a young man was sitting near a furnace as he occasion place a small long straight piece of red hot metal into it.

The young man wore was naked in the upper body to show his tone body that was fit for a train runner, his lower portion was a formal hakama that had a white upper of his top was undone and fell on his sides. A small red cloth was keeping his spiky hair upwards as he didn't want sweat to fall into the work that he was done and to keep his eyes away from it as well. His tone body show that it was a healthy tan from no doubt an active lifestyle. His blonde hair was nearly matching the flames that the furnace that was spewing out. Clear sky blue eyes that complimented his mostly western looks, despite being clearing Asian. Lastly had small three whiskers marks on both cheeks.

"Hmm not good, this composition of metals aren't really a good match. Good enough for standard stuff but not my level." He judged as he placed it into water and left there ignoring the loud bubbling noise it made; which resulted with a sigh escaping his mouth. "And out of materials…"

*KNOCK, KNOCK*

"Come in." Naruto said as someone entered the room, quickly pulling up the upper clothing into his arms and secured it tightly. It was a very tall woman at a height of 7 feet 1 inch with very large breasts. Her long hair is dual-colored, white in the front and blue in the back, and is worn in a very long ponytail. Strangely enough, she has a pair of large, sideways-facing horns on her head, cow ears, a cow tail, and her legs have hooves instead of feet and are covered with clothing consists of nothing but overalls and a pair of workers gloves and also wears a "cow bell" around her neck.

"Oh Chizu," Naruto recognized as he looked towards her. "What's up?"

"You told me to get you after an hour. Its up." She said with a smile, before looking at his work. "Ah as always you look pretty sexy when your crafting is done!"

The boy sighed inwardly, this was the thing with this woman. "Thanks and thank you for the compliment." He said although the last bit was a bit sarcastic, but he gained a more friendly smile. "Alright time for breakfast what do you feel like having?"

"Anything since your cooking is always amazing." Chizu smirked.

The young man wondered how he got from being alone… to being an experimental Host for Monster girls? Oh right, sorry, around three years ago the governments around the world discovered the existence of monster girls. Although many speculated it was far earlier than that and were secretly discussing the bill before the media found out. Thus the Inter-Species Culture Exchange Act Bill was passed. The new bill was formed only three years ago to not only protect the human and monster populace, but also give them insight into each cultures and more.

And by the day, Earth has now become a place for both human and monster kind. Since then, families, and many people around the world has been getting into this act to learn more.

Because of this, many of the monsters were able to come to the countries that they usually do not hail from. As some would like to understand places for future careers or ideas to use back home when they return, thus the Host families were created to help out.

As the vast majority of humanity didn't really see much problems while the lesser disagree and called them… well monsters.

But Naruto didn't see them as such. They were just curious about human culture and wanted to learn more. There was nothing to do with that.

Well he actually was in the same metaphorical boat as the demi-

SQUEEZE~!

"...Chizu, please let me go…" Naruto muffled his words as his face was between Chizu's chest… which he could tell she is an M cup more specifically her B-W-H sizes are 127(M)-67-95. Were all Minataur women this big? Huh, must be hell finding a good bra for them. "Seriously I might not be able to breathe in a few moments."

"Oh come on, don't be like that." Chizu chuckled in such a mature way as she kept his face pressed against her chest. "Don't you like this?"

"Not really… you're cold." Naruto declared bluntly hoping that his words might make her back off. By no means he is cruel to women, otherwise his big family which consist of mostly women might cut off his manhood for doing so… but knew that sometimes the best way to deal with dense or blunt women were to be the same way. "And I am hot as the metals I work with!" He declared as the women seem to start to become moist when his body was touching hers despite the clothing between them… well for her as Naruto is usually shirtless when doing his 'job'. But it still rang true as the outside air was cold enough to show steam from Naruto's body as it was stuck in intense heat for an hour.

"Oh sorry." The woman back off by removing her hands, "You should get into a warm bath." The woman declared as she saw Naruto closing the door to the small building in front of him. "Why do you-"

"I got a zombie virus inside that kill everyone in fifty mile raidus." He lied but smiled darkly when the woman seemed to lose all color when hearing that. "Not to mention I keep a couple soul sucking weapons as well. So don't want to come in here if you want to live long."

THAT one was true.

"G-Got it…!" Chizu cried out, nodding furiously.

"Good." Naruto smiled angelically before closing the door. "Haaaaa… that was too close…" He sighed in relief. Just how much more does he have to endure? ...Seriously why did this happen?!

FLASHBACK

Naruto was spending all day in his little building as always ever since he came to this city from Hokkaido region where he used to live. "Is a Naruto Uzumaki here?!"

"Hmm?" The young man looked to the door he used to enter, "Come in, wait don't!" He cried out as it was too late as the person who open had to cover their face from the sudden release of ungodly heat that all left the room at once. It seems to be too much as the person started to sway a bit from the exposure of it. The young man pull the person to the side of the sliding door as he locked it, but shivered when looking down to see snow. Right it was about winter since he started to do his work, "Sorry about that, when I work the heat has to be inside to keep the temperature from dropping to keep my work at its peak."

The young man looked down and saw the person was a rather attractive woman wearing a black suit and black long hair. And she had a pair of shades over her eyes. "It's quite alright." The woman said, taking off her glasses to reveal her brown eyes. "Are you Naruto Uzumaki?"

"Yeah, why?" He asked as the woman handed him a small business card, "Oh…" He looked over it and read it aloud. "Coordinator?"

"Yes! I am Smith, I help Monster Species get host families. Originally your mother was going to be a host, but I got a call from her to tell me that she had to cancel due to not coming. But I heard from the neighbors that they saw a blonde delinquent around here."

"D-Deli…" Naruto moped as his back bent over to hear that word repeat nonstop in his head.

"I-I apologize." Smith sweat dropped with a sheepish laugh. "I meant no disrespect."

The young man scratch the back of his head as he shook it, "Its fine, so what do I need to do? Want me to take care of the problem by doing my mom's promise after all?"

"Oh thank kami you do have a heart!" Smith said grasping his hands and shook them roughly. "No more paperwork! I'll get the girl to come right now." With that she left his sight and no doubt when to where the front of his home was.

"...Wait she brought the girl here anyways?"

END FLASHBACK

The young man was currently cooking, as he now forego his smithing outfit to a simple white T-shirt and loose fitting pants. A simple outfit just like his smithing outfit, not to mention he just finished a shower given his damp hair still slightly clinging on to his head. Clearly Chizu enjoyed it as she smells the air that her enhanced sense of smell was catching whifts of cinnamon and apple from the male.

"That was over a week ago…" Naruto mumbled as he hit his wrist to make the pan he was holding to flip a buttermilk pancake. "Hey Chizu you want extra pancakes like usual?" He asked getting a stack of five pancakes on each plate, but had plenty of batter leftover.

"Can't you make something else besides those?" She asked as the woman didn't really mind his food being usual the same old thing, it was tasty as hell! But after the first five days it started to get boring, he lived outside the city where his parents made a home before they were expecting him. But when he left his village, his mother told him to use their old house to live in, but the only problem is that it's a bit far from most stores so he had to be careful on trips. Mostly on making sure to take little amount of walking as possible and get stuff down as efficiently as well...

"Hmmm…" Naruto looked at the remaining batter and tried to think of a way to use it differently. Then an idea hit him. He saw it when he was in Asakusa one time at this restaurant where the pancakes were so big and fluffy. Those who have tasted it remembered it being so light despite appearances that the taste would be heavy. And the hard butter that went it complements the mature sweetness of the pancake.

A pancake souffle, that's what it was!

"Oooh!" Chizu said watched as Naruto presented a fluffy pancake to her. As he washed the last of the dishes, as he usual like his food a bit cool down before eating, he heard his phone ringing.

"You eat up, it's probably Smith." Naruto declared moving to the room that held the ringing device. He went to the front door to see a landline ringing, the young picked it up as he spoke, "Yes? Who is this?"

["Good morning, Naruto."]

"Hey Smith." Naruto greeted casually, though it wasn't a surprise that she would call again for the upteenth time.

["How's Chizu? She alright since I dropped her off?"]

"She's fine. Eating breakfast at the moment."

["Good, good."]

"So what's up? I know you're not calling just for idle chat." Naruto said placing his back against the wall to know that he might need something to keep him standing if the woman gave him surprising news.

["Ahhh, straight to the point aren't ya."] Smith said as Naruto could feel her smiling from the other end of the phone. ["I like that. Not one to waste any time. Right! So I might have another candidate that will stay at your place."]

…

…

…

"THE HELL YOU ARE DATTEBAYO!" Naruto screamed out but quickly flinched when he heard a plate shattered from no doubt Chizu being frightened by his sudden loud voice. "What the hell you mean another candidate!?"

["Exactly as I said."]

"I only agreed to take in Chizu because of mom's promise! I never agreed to taking another one in!" Naruto growled in irritation.

["But it's in the contract. Did you not read the fine print?"]

Naruto popped a vessel. The fine print… It's always the damn fine print! Curse those contracts and their hidden clauses! This isn't what he agreed upon… well his mother- okay actually his mother is an idiot.

And that's not an insult, she takes pride in both her strengths and flaws.

["Look if it helps, it's a friend of Chizu that wants to live near you. And it could help as some minotaurs need other… minotaurs to help with minotaur stuff,"]

"You said Minotaur three times." Naruto deadpan on the lack of word use. "But alright, when's she coming? I just need to know in case if she needs a cold or hot room, cause this house is kinda…" He looked up where the stairs were going up to see a cold mist. "Temperature is screwy."

["Right about now."]

"Dammit." Naruto mumbled. He isn't the type to blow up but being from his village they need to keep calm if possible. "Coming." With a sigh, he walked up to the door and opened it and standing in front of him was a very tall 7 feet 3 inches, dark-skinned woman with very large breasts. She is remarkably fit and muscular and her hair is short and dual-colored, white in the front and dark brown in the back, and usually hangs loose. She has a pair of large, upward-facing horns on her head, cow ears, a cow tail, and her legs have hooves instead of feet and are covered with fur.

Naruto eyes calculated on her body, one for taking her beauty and somewhat impossibly sized breasts that aren't sagging down rather are perky L cup...more specifically her B-W-H sizes are 122(L)-69-98…god damn he wanted to kill his godfather for making Naruto realize that he can still know a not just a woman's cup size but also their 3 sizes by just looking.

On the other hand or eye if you want to cut hair or whatever the human expression is, she was built or had the genetic of warriors in her bloodline. Her tone body was different from Chizu's body, given on how her tone stomach from the overalls expose side showing him, and how she seem generally bigger every…where. Dammit now he is starting to think like his godfather.

"Yep, she's standing here in front of me now, Smith. Thanks…" Naruto muttered, fighting the urge to deadpan in front of the new tenant, but he had to keep his wits about him.

["Great, thanks Sweetie! Ta-ta~!"] Smith sang, before the phone cut off.

"..." Naruto sucks air between his teeth before looking back, "Chizu, your friend is here!" He yelled out before nodding to the new arrival with a semi-warm smile, "Good to see you here."

The dark skinned woman only nodded before fidgeting in place as Naruto took a step back and allow her to gain entrance to his home. "Please come in." He gestured, letting the dark-skinned minotaur into the house. "You'll have to excuse the mess in the house. I've been trying to get it cleaned for a while now and haven't had the time." He apologized.

The woman only gave a questioning look before she saw the fan that was nearby suddenly fell down, "..." She only gave a wide eye look when that happens.

"Huh," Naruto simply said as he looked upwards, "I thought that fell on me two weeks ago…"

"Oh hey, Cara! You made it!" Chizu grinned, seeing her friend. "Any problems on the way here?"

"Cara?" Naruto echoed as he pointed at the new arrival, "So you do know her? And where was…?" He trailed off in hopes she can finish his question.

However, he was ignored as the woman hugs her friend tightly smashing their breasts together… and L and M… man if some of his old village buddies heard this they would have begged Naruto to take a photo.

"Cara you're gonna love it here, this guy is like prime mating material!" The first exchange student declared with a wide smile.

"I'm sorry, what?" Naruto blinked. Mating material? Since when does he have the time to be a relationship? He's too busy building stuff! It was the real reason why he left his homeland-

Cara response was a simple head tilt as if asking 'Really?'

"Oh yeah~! He has a hot bod, his fingers must be godly on how he made most of the kitchen stuff from his little forge outside and… he's this big!" Chizu smiled kindly as if talking about something that was easy to announce while showing her friend the length. Cara blushed on her lovely tan skin as she seems stunned at the gap between her friend's hands.

"...How did you…?" A slack jaw Naruto asked as the size seem to be a bit exaggerated… he was at least two inches smaller than what she-

"You were rushing to the bathroom and didn't have pants," Chizu responded as Naruto snapped his fingers, the made sense morning wood with the sudden urge to pee would make him a bit bigger.

"But… did you really have to point that out?" Naruto mumbled in embarrassment.

"Oh? Should I say my breast size then?" The light skin minotaur asked as if she thought evening out-

"No! No, no, no!" Naruto said as he didn't really want to pitch a tent at this moment. He turns to the clock that was nearby, "You girls, doing anything besides farm work Chizu is doing?" He asked as his task as a Host is to help or at least allow the girls who are going for a career in the near future.

Chizu wanted to start a farm with her fellow friends but need some experience in cultivating a field… although it said it was going to be a milk farm, it was weird considering a pretty huge of the population of Japan is lactose intolerant. Wonder why they wanted to do that here in Japan of all things… hmm might be a farmer's secret or something.

"No, and I guess besides moving in some of your stuff into your room is all you got Cara?" Chizu said as the dark skin woman simply nodded.

"She doesn't speak much does she?" Naruto deduced on the minimum amount of speech as the new arrival favor simple gestures to convey her feelings.

"She's a bit shy. But you'll get used to it." Chizu told the young teen who nodded.

"Hmm…okay then. Chizu, go ahead and help her out to her room and then you can show her around, okay?" Naruto said.

The dark skin pointed at Naruto with a lost look as Naruto probably knew that meant 'what about you?'. "I got some work to do, I'll be in my forge." Turning on his heel, Naruto walked towards the forge.

"C'mon Cara, I'll show you around!" Chizu said, holding her friend's hand before dragging her along while carrying her things. "You're going to love it here!"

"..." Cara stared at her friend as Chizu looked back to where Naruto's backyard would be.

"Him? Oh no, he's a workaholic." The blunt woman stated, "He says that he works in the government to make the stuff the new…unit has."

"?"

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"You girls ready?" Naruto asked as he now wore something for an outside meeting than relax homewear, it was loose-fitting shirt that had an odd orange spiral mark on his left side, along with a pair of tan khakis and white socks and black sneakers. "Cause we need to go now or never."

"Sure~!" Chizu said as she and Cara were still wearing their blue jean overalls, along with big busts still exposed.

'We really need to do something about those…' Naruto sighed in his thoughts, not wanting to deal with something so…risque.

"?" Cara tilted her head as Naruto chuckled.

"We're shopping and for me selling my old shit." He pointed forward for the girls to see and somehow missed a large SUV. "We're taking that to the local flea market nearby."

"?" Cara tilted her head again in confusion.

"A flea market is where a type of street market that provides space for vendors to sell previously-owned (second-hand) merchandise." Chizu said as the woman watched Naruto stuff the back of the car with a large number of black cases into it, "You aren't selling illegal are-"

"No."

"Alright then!" The woman declared leading her friend into the car as she allowed her to sit up in the front.

The young man sat up into the driver's seat (Which was right side like most standard Japanese vehicles), he buckled up and looked at the women. "Alright, we got three rules and three objectives to do on this outing." Naruto declared as he gave them a stern rule. "First rule, you know the drill no violence on humans, second no leaving under my watch, and three we're going to sell my stuff as much as possible. Understood?" He asked no hostile or warning on his words, it was simple and direct, as they were grown women that understood consequences.

"Yes sir." Chizu said with a mock salute as Cara simply nodded.

"Good." Naruto nodded back but then thought about it. "Okay, in addition to the rules we have objectives, we need to get you new clothes, find some stuff that can make that empty house look nice…and look for any used consoles." Naruto blushed as he started the car.

…

What? His village still has Turbo Street Fighter when the newest systems were out with VR games. He wanted to play as much of them as possible!

"Sure!" Another salute and nod was all it took for Naruto to press on the gas pedal.

XXXXX

"We're here." Naruto declared smiling as he saw hundreds of people coming and going in and out of the flea market, humans and Liminals alike, going through their day of buying and selling stuff.

"Uzumaki?" A dark-skinned woman with pointed ears asked, showing the three she wore an ID necklace to show that she was the people organizing this swap meet. Naruto noticed she wore a grey business suits and small tight grey shirt. Her hair was tied in a small bun on the back while the front of her head slightly frame her lovely face. Her kind cobalt colored eyes gaze to Naruto's sky blue orbs. "You can set up shop anywhere here."

"Ah thanks, Mabui." Naruto declared as the woman bowed before heading away, he turned to the girls with a big smile. "Alright as you saw, that woman was a Liminal. An old friend I meet up here when I came. As long as you come with your Host, you can allow walking freely… but…" Naruto gave a hard look. "But any mistakes you make can cost you quick deportation."

"Understood." Chizu nodded.

"Hey its Naruto!" A man started walking over to Naruto's car, "Hey man, I was wondering when you were coming back!" The two tall women looked at this man who was a burly man wearing green camo clothing, they became a little worried as the man show a large military knife at him.

Cara glared at the man as she was going to-

"JESUS MAN!" Naruto screamed as he took the item from the man with a shocked look. "What the fuck did you do to my baby?!"

"Sorry about that, I uh… had a little butchering problem." The man laughed sheepishly.

"You call this little?! The blade is dull as hell and the edges are chipped! What were you cutting!?"

"Uh… my Limania girl is a Golem and likes- GAPOW~!?" The man cried out as Naruto grabbed his waist from behind and German suplex him with red in his eyes.

"And you thought using it to help carve cool symbols was a good idea?" He roared before watching the blade. "Damn it's impossible, not only it's dull but the thickness is now too thin to even sharpen. Can't fix it."

The man sighed while getting up, "Damn, how much for a new one?"

Naruto smiled as he gave a charismatic smile, "Well you're in luck, Darwin-san." Naruto said as he went to his car to take out a large black case to put on a white table that was already there due to Mabui and the other organizers did for him. "I got all kinds here."

"Whoa, you've been busy." Darwin gawked, seeing his collection.

"Did most of these in my spare time." Naruto shrugged off. "Well, take your pick."

"Hmm…"

"So you make these?" Chizu and Cara moved towards Naruto watching the human male look at each knife before touching them and did a few small movements for a feel.

"Not in the beginning, I wanted to do something else but when I knew it wasn't going to work, so I just change them and got these." He said watching the man holding two knives, similar to his old one. "Can't choose?"

"Hmm…" The man nodded

"Alright, then you buy one, then I'll throw one free. I really don't need the money as long as I can get someone else to use these." Naruto declared as the man's eyes lit up.

"REALLY!? Then I'll get two of these and two of these!" The customer pulled out two more of the same ones he had already.

"Alright, that would be 5000 yen." Naruto declared as the man slammed his money and skip away happy. "Thanks again Darwin-san."

"Well, that's one happy customer," Chizu commented.

"Here." Naruto declared passing them the money he received, "You girls are going to do a quick swipe of the area and get some new clothes beside the overalls. I know those things aren't the comfiest but wearing something cute…or whatever girls like." Naruto suggested as the two looked stunned at his kind gesture.

"A-Are you sure?" Chizu stuttered.

"Yeah, it's fine. Go ahead and shop."

Naruto eyes gazed at the two looking around the area, "Hmph," He looked up to see a raven winged man in front of him. He had dark spiky hair with red colored eyes, smiling at the blonde in front of him, "Well if it isn't the runaway prince." The man mocked although Naruto smirk made it seem like a friendly jab. The blonde young adult looked at the being, he looked human...if you ignore the jet black wings that was protruding out of his back. They were folded to prevent wind to push back the young man that they were attached too, he wore a simple shirt that had odd red and white fan on where the heart should be at. The young man had white shorts that stop a few inches at his knees. His fair skin was usual for his kind of race that Naruto had met in his town, similar to Naruto if the young man didn't gain his tan from his outdoor lifestyle.

The young man watched as dark haired teen lifted his hand, "You got any katana's?"

"Not for a Tengu jerk like you…" Naruto shot back as the teen gave a single chuckled at that.

"Takes a jerk to know a jerk," Sasuke smirked.

…

The two eyes soften as Naruto spoke first, "Been awhile Sasuke." Naruto gave his hand for a handshake to which the other male gladly took.

"Likewise, the hell are you doing in the sticks?" The Tengu being asked as he saw the area, "Last I heard you were supposed to get hitched."

The young man scratches the back of his head in slight shame, "Kinda the reason I want to lay low in the first place… why are you here?"

The male pointed to where a young pink-haired woman was busy negotiating a deal for blankets, "My host, Sakura, wants me to spice up my room, but I was too stubborn to do any shopping. Ergo, she took my ass here."

"She's got ya wrapped around her finger huh?" Naruro smirked.

"Well… she's been good to me." Sasuke admitted with a soft smile… before realizing something. "Wait…you left…you better pray to whatever God you guys believe in because if they-"

"They won't if you keep your mouth shut~" Naruto hissed out looking around in slight nervousness.

…

The two couldn't help but let out a small snicker out of their mouths and Naruto pulled out some black rectangular cases, "I got some for your Race type, more speed and won't be a burden."

Sasuke just smiled as he saw the instruments Naruto produce for him, "Alright, let's discuss a price."

XXXXX

"Damn, I sold everything, sorry everyone come back in two months and I'll make more!" Naruto announced to groaning crowd as he smiled on how his unsuccessful end products being useful for someone. As he loaded the car with the empty cases, the ones that weren't sold with the more dangerous weapons, before looking around for his-

*BANG~! RATATATATAT~!*

"...You gotta be kidding!" Naruto mumbled as he saw a flood of people running away. "God damn my reverse luck," He made a quick middle finger to the sky. "Hope you see this lord Inari!" Dashing and skillfully evading the people running at his direction he saw a group of both humans and Liminals being hogtied by…

"Buu buu~!" The leader, at least on how Naruto noticed on his gun seem more powerful than the others, laughed out. "We the Pioneer Orc Renaissance Kinsmen!"

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…

…

"SRRNK!" Naruto nearly had to break his fingers from realizing the anagram that words made. "Fuckin' pork~! Nee-chan would laugh at that!"

"HEY!" The leader's voice said as Naruto stiffen at that loud voice. "I know some of you are still around, if you don't leave we will kill you…if you're dudes! If you're chicks…eheheh get ready for a pounding~!"

Naruto lost any amusement as he took out a small object from his pocket, "I hope you can make a proper hidden talisman this time around, Naruto..." Naruto said to himself before shouting. "The hell are you doing, you future pork belly toppings on my ramen?!"

"BUUU?!" The whole group shouted at that before sniffing the air. "The hell?" The leader said pulling out his weapon forward, "I can't smell him, look we want to make a statement."

"And what does it have to do with using hostages?" Naruto asked walking forward showing himself to the group. 'About five including the leader. All packing assault rifles, unmodified…' The young man's mind race countless ideas on how to stop them before looking over to the hostages and groan.

There they were…Cara and Chizu both glared at the orcs that took them hostage before watching Naruto moving towards them.

"...FOR HENTAI TO BE CATER TO OUR KIND…" The group yelled as Naruto finally lost it…literally broke the last meta- aw screw it time to get crude.

Naruto eyes became a dark violet color while his canines lengthen out, "Time for a royal beat down!" He said dashing forward, "I hate perverts so this is a win for me~!"

"S-Shoot him!" The leader said as he and his gang all pointed their guns on Naruto and let fire!

"Keep an eye on their main direction…" He stated side jumping to avoid most of the gunfire before rolling to continue, as the bullets started to get close he immediately got on his feet and flee back and went to the other direction.

"Keep it up boys!" The PORK leader said smiling as he had this brat on the ropes. "He can't do anything but dodge!"

"Naruto ran away!" Chizu screamed desperately in hopes to not see her friend bite the dust. Cara nodded vigorously before noticing something, she nudged her lighter skin friend before making her eyes point at the little sight she saw.

"Damn, this kid is surprisingly quick!" The minions said before looking down, "Crap out of ammo!"

"BUU! ME TOO!"

"Aw shit, did we bring the extra magazines?!"

The leader rolled his eyes on the regular stupidity of his own kind, of course they forgot their ammo but his hands went to the back of his belt where...where...his hand was comical just groping his own butt until-

"Hey looking for these?"

"Ohh thanks I thought I was like…oh no…" The Orc Leader paled as he saw two of the hostages standing behind him all holding the magazines that they needed. "O-OI~! I got-"

SCEEERCH~!

The leader jaw drop when Cara simply grab the barrel of the rifle and twisted it, she gave a simply smirk while wiggling her eyebrows saying 'Your move…' all over her face. "I give-!"

WHAM!

"Oh shi-" Chizu covered Cara's eyes as her friend did the same while the rest of both terrorists and hostages, watch Naruto slam the Orc leader's head to the ground before grabbing a nearby rock and slamming it down. And again…and ten more times. He didn't kill him, but made sure to show the rest not to continue. One of the remaining orcs pointed at Naruto, "Y-You broke the treaty rules-" The piggy man stop as he saw two little furry ears on top of Naruto's head, "Y-You're-?!"

The two minotaur girls eyes widen as they saw Naruto smiling handsomely as he walked forward towards them, "You girl's okay?"

Cara and Chizu faces slowly gain pink on their cheeks seeing the man they lived with almost killed himself to protect them. "Naruto…"

Both Chizu and Naruto were stunned to hear Cara's voice, which was surprisingly sweet and soft sounding contrast to her body and height. And to Naruto's greater shock she pulled him into a hug and held him tenderly…

"Oh sweetie~!"

...Oh there was the death bell…

Naruto turn to see a smiling Smith looking at him, "H-Hey." He started to see a black suited woman and like Mabui she wore a matching short skirt. Oddly she wore sunglasses that covered her usual lovely hazel colored eyes. She had long straight black raven colored hair that parted on her sides to frame her face. Being an agent of the law, Naruto was thankful that his mother put enough fear in him not to focus on her body so no body measurements...where were- his started to analyze when they looked downwards to her-

"We need to talk…"

OH THANK GOD~! He was about to find out!

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As the Orc's were now being handcuff, on the side where Naruto and the hostages were getting checked out by the ambulance, "So I'm in trouble?" Naruto asked as he watched the medics running a quick look at the girls.

Smith shook her head with a smile, "Nah, you're cleared cause of those~" Leaning in two flick two fluffy fox ears on his head. "You said that-"

"I know what I said." Naruto glared at her.

"So why are you hiding them?" Smith asked with a frown, rare from what Naruto had noticed considering their few interactions, as she saw Naruto covering his head with a nearby bucket hat.

"Well one," He looked around awkwardly, "I have reasons… second is that-" The blonde stop as he saw Smith take off his hat and stroke his ears. "That…that is the main reason why I hide them when they come out."

"Huh?" Smith absentmindedly asked before shaking her head from the distractions, "R-Right got it, so you want to tell them or…?" The suited woman pointed to the two exchange students heading towards them.

"Can you? This day has been…" Naruto can't even...oh god now he's one of those damn modern folks for saying 'Can't Even' meme thing!

"Sure, you girls okay?" The woman stated with critical eye.

Chizu nodded puffing out her large chest, "Yes, we only got some red marks from the ropes those Orc did on us." To prove it, the woman lifted her wrist to show rope marks indeed on them. "But for us Monsters, we heal quick and- gah." Chizu gasped out when Cara nudge her elbow deep into her friend's chest. The dark skin Minatoar only pointed to her long ears before using them to point towards Naruto. "She says what's with the fox ears on Naruto?"

"Oh right…he wanted to tell you while I got and send those piggies to deportation." Smith gave Naruto a thumbs up to his stunned face, "Bye~!"

"...Oh she's so dead when that bitch comes back…" Naruto said with twitching eyebrow, he looked at the girls with slightly apprehensive look. "So where should I start?" Cara and Chizu only gave deadpan looks before pointing at their ears. "Okay, good start to choose. I'm a Kitsune half breed."

"You're half human?" Chizu blinked in surprise watching Naruto rub his hair to show his monster traits vanished.

The young also opened his mouth to point where his lengthened canines were now slowly returning to normal. "Kinda, for some reason my human side is more dominant than my monster half. So technically when I was born they jotted me down as a human than half or even monster. Due to my kitsune traits being unnoticed at the time."

Cara seem to understand given how focus she was listening to his story, she then looked where Smith was at, which was scolding the orcs in a scary manner.

Seeing her gaze, Naruto concluded that it was properly the main situation on his real nature being revealed. "Right, the host thing.' Naruto chuckled as he leaned in, "Well, it has been a good amount of time since the treaty was in effect. Not to mention some monster businesses were actually doing far better than what the government even dreamed. So they decided to make another step, some of the human's host were not as ideally as good as they thought. Some outright tried to claim abuse from their monster to just deport them." Naruto said as the girls looked angry at that. "Many did this due to not receiving the more cutesy or sexy ones. So they believed it was time for some other monsters to be host as well, given that a few monsters that were well behaved could live together."

"And you're that?" Chizu said for both her and cara as Naruto nodded.

"Correct, it will be better to half a half bread to start out first before an actual monster host. Not to mention I look human and technically my race is human on papers, unless I lose my cool then poof monster ears." He said as a small cloud appear on his to show his kitsune traits. "It seems that you properly want someone less...me?" He deduced from their stunned looks.

"What?! No way, you just saved our lives. We're just a little shock that we got a rare chance to help other monsters to have host families." Chizu said grinning widely as Cara soft smile only amplified the meaning.

"Glad to hear it." Naruto gratefully said before watching Cara whispered something to her friend's ear as she seemed to be in agreement. "What is it?"

"Hey…" the blunt girl said with a frown. "You have a tail?"

The male couldn't help but blushed at the question, "N-Not that's not any o-of your business!...But yes."

Once again Cara leaned in to whisper, Chizu smile became slightly perverted as Cara finished, "Show us, in exchange for not telling us about your situation! And let us touch it!"

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"Hell no! In case you don't know this, but if a male Kitsune lets someone touch his tail… it's like really…embarrassing if it's not someone you…" Naruto mumbled the rest of the words, before seeing the girls pouting at him. "...Ten seconds…" he pathetically announced before slightly tugging his pants down ward, barely an inch as he won had no control on maintaining his monster side. The girls watch in amazement when a single bushy golden colored fox tail was now out from Naruto rear end. While the Male in question face so red in the face, it was a miracle he didn't combust. 'If Okaa-chan, Selkie-nee, or others at the village hear this...I'll be the first male kitsune to show his tail not in front of his fiancee…"

"Wow~ It's so…so…fluffy!"

Feeling the fur across her palm, Cara actually muttered out a single audible word. "Soft."

"Yeah, velvety soft." Chizu said. "Hey, Naruto. What shampoo and conditioner do you use to make it this good? Better yet, your diet."

"Hmhmhm…" the poor boy bit his lip hard to do his damnedest to not moan from the pleasure of his tail being touched so… expertly. "Y-Ya down now?" He said rudely as he felt ten seconds were done. "Cause I'm pulling out...before something goes off…" he lately said as he was about to pull on his pants.

"Aww...but it's so fluffy!" Chizu said as Cara lip quiver like a toy was snatched away from her.

"T-Too bad...we're going home!" Naruto said walking away from them...with a way to noticeable limp in his step. 'Now I see way kitsune's aren't allowed to show their tails like that so easily. It gets kind of addicting to get their tails pet."

He just hopes he can handle these two girls…

Although as she limped away he didn't noticed Smith pulling out a phone, "Huh? Two more girls? Ugh, darling already has to many but...I think I know a guy~!"

CHAPTER END

AK: And that's the beginning~! I really like the Minotaur girls chapter and choose two of my fav girls to add into Naruto host family. Now Naruto will not have any girls that belongs to Kimihito Kurusu or would live with him. Both Naruto and Kimihito would have their harems but no take away, so don't say thing like add Lala or Miia, Naruto will get girls from the anime/manga and the game that the series had. I hope you like the idea i had for Naruto being a host even though he's half monster but is technically a human from a small lookover. I hope you all review and next is my Code geass...and new revived Negima fic, this one or no more. Like my Code Geass and Freezing, this is the guaranteed perfect one 10k and looked over again and again if you still like Negima please follow me if you haven't for my redemption of it.