I do not own Evangelion. I do not pass Go. I do not collect $200
All was quiet in Tokyo-3. No angels attacked today. No massive explosions. No freaky looking for meaning in existence episodes. But then the silence broke.
"WHERE IS IT!" screamed an unusually mad Shinji Ikari.
"What now Baka did you los…" Asuka was cut off by Shinji slamming her against the wall. This brought the kids very hot guardian Misato into the room.
Looking at the position Asuka was in made her very unnerved. "SHINJI what are…" Soon Misato found herself in the same predicament as Asuka.
"WHERE IS IT! WHERE IS MY SDAT! WHICH ONE OF YOU WHORES TOOK IT!"
Many people don't really know how much Shinji cared for his beloved SDAT. It may be the only thing that keeps him sane.
"WHERE IT IS!" This was a side of Shinji that his two roommates had never seen before. Shinji was actually angry and expressing it. It terrified them.
"Ahh….ahh… I think I saw in at NERV HQ. Please don't kill us Shinji. Me and Misato will do anything and I mean anything to help you…in any way" The now very frighten Asuka begged.
"She means we'll sleep with you if you just promise not to kill us." Misato chimed in.
Shinji left the two terrified girls and started to make his way down to NERV HQ.
"Man Shinji looks pissed but at least he's expressing himself" Misato said.
Asuka just blushed, "Shinji-kun was acting like a man. I'm so turned on now. I want to make little Shinji emo babies )".
Shinji walk all the way to NERV HQ leaving a path of destruction in his wake. As Shinji walked in he was greeted by Maya.
"Hey are you O.K Shinji?" she asked only to get head butted into the wall by the psychotic EVA pilot.
"What did you do that for Shinji?" Hyuga wondered. For his trouble Shinji kneed him in the groin.
"What the…" Before Aoba could finish Shinji grabbed his head and continually bashed in into the wall. It was then that he remembered something rather important.
"Right I put my SDAT in my pocket" reaches in his pocket and took out the object of his desire. "Well sorry for all of this guys…um have a nice day" And with that our hero returned home, happily listening to his SDAT on the way back.
A.N.
Me: Well it's nice to write something after a seven month writers block.
Shinji: You're one of those guys who contributed to the 'Cruel Random Thesis' fic right?
Me: Yep.
Shinji: Thanks for helping me get laid.
Me: You're welcome.
Kyo: Now all you have to do is get back to your main fic. You know the one I'm in.
Soujiro: Well Kyo I think he needs to practice before coming back to his main fic.
Shinji: Hey this isn't your anime.
Soujiro: We have a contract that says that we must appear in every one of his fics.
Kyo: Um these EVA nerds don't know what you're talking about.
Me: My main fic 'Political anime Incorrect' is on the Kenshin section. But Shinji, Asuka, and Misato all appear in it. All three of these guys on part of the fangirls requested 'Whos the hottest guy contest' a drunken Misato is one of the judges. Asuka will be in the 'Whos the hottest girl contest' another, male EVA character will help judge that.
Kyo: Good job on your shameless self promoting.
Me: Its what I do. (Thumb up)