Here's the second chapter! I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Chapter 2.
Later that day, Yugi found the phone hiding under Yami's bed to call everyone (Tea, Joey, and Tristan) and ask them to come. (Yami had previously sent it to the shadow realm but brought it back…with odd results.) Joey was first. It was difficult because the telephone kept trying to eat his ear, but Yugi managed to contact him.
"Hey, Joey," Yugi said into the carnivorous telephone, "you wanna come camping us?"
"Yugi?" Joey asked. "Is that you? I can barley hear yeh."
"The telephone is trying to eat me. I'm not putting my mouth too close to it."
"Oh."
"So you wanna come?" Yugi asked again.
"Is Tea coming?" Joey asked.
"I dunno yet, I haven't called yet."
"Oh. Is Tristan coming?"
"I haven't called him either. You're the first person I called."
"Why didn't you just say that in the first place?" Joey asked,
"Who knows?" Yugi answered. "But if we're lucky enough, I can get Tea and even Tristan to come! Yowch!"
"Not Tristan."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm mad at him."
"Why?"
"Because he ate the last slice of pizza."
"Joey, calm down. He's coming whether you want him to or not."
"I can change that," Joey said. Yugi heard a sound that sounded like Joey tried to hang up the phone and missed the receiver. "Dad, where'd I put my axe?" Yugi heard him ask.
"Uh-oh," Yugi said to himself, and hung up the phone to call Tristan.
"Hello?" Tristan asked when Yugi got through.
"Better hide, Joey's coming over your house with an axe because you ate the last slice of pizza."
"Okay, Yugi."
"How'd you know it was me?"
"I think I recognize your own voice."
"Shoot. I was trying to sound like Bruce Wayne. Anyway, you wanna come camping with us?"
"Sure, whatever."
"Cool. Okay, I'll let you prepare for Joey's arrival."
"You do that," Tristan said, and hung up. Yugi thought he'd call Joey again to stop him from leaving.
"Yeahwhatdoyouwant?" Joey asked when he picked up the phone.
"Joey?" Yugi answered, who was used to this kind of talk from Joey.
"HiYugiWhatdidyoucallfor?"
"I'm just trying to unconvince you to go after Tristan."
"OhyeahIforgotaboutTristanbecausemydadorderedpizzajusttoshutmeup!"
"Okay, I'll let you eat," Yugi said, and hung up. He called Tea next. It was busy. Typical. So, he decided to call Tristan and tell him that Joey wasn't coming after all. His phone was busy, too. Still typical. He called Tea again. Still busy. He left a message and had a little trouble hanging up the phone because it seemed to know that it was going back in the darkness. As soon as he slid the phone back under Yami's bed (what it was doing there in the first place, Yugi had no idea), it rang.
"Pick me up! Tea's calling to answer your message! Pick me up!" the phone called. "And get me some juice!"
"Yugi grabbed the phone again and picked it up, forgetting about it's huger.
"Ow!" was Yugi's greeting.
"What's so 'ow!'?" Tea asked.
"Oh, hi. The phone bit my ear.
"…It bit your ear?" Tea asked.
"…Yeah."
"…Okay. Anyway, I'll come."
"Great," Yugi said.
"Why was Tristan so worked up about Joey with an axe?" Tea asked.
"Oh, is that who you were talking to?" Yugi wondered.
"Yep."
"Well, Joey was mad because he ate the last slice of pizza, so I called to warn him just before you called. Joey isn't coming, though, because his dad's ordering pizza."
"Did you tell him?" Tea asked.
"No," Yugi told her.
"Oh. Okay." And with that, Tea hung up. Yugi though she was going to tell him that Joey wasn't coming, so he didn't bother calling Tristan again. Tea thought Yugi was to tell him that Joey wasn't coming, so she didn't bother calling Tristan, either. Therefore, Tristan never knew.
Yugi went downstairs to check up on Solomon and Kaiba. Solomon was sitting in an armchair on an ice pack, and Kaiba was sitting across from him with his arms crossed.
"This little butt lover won't let me even go back to get my deck!" Kaiba exclaimed.
"STOP CALLING ME THAT!" Solomon yelled.
"Would you rather me call you something else? I have an entire insult book of insulting insults in my insulting head, and I'm not afraid to insult you with those insults."
Solomon was silent.
"Why don't you just use some of our cards to make a deck?" Yugi suggested.
"Why don't you just BUY some cards to make a deck?" Solomon corrected him.
"…Yeah, okay," Kaiba said. He reached into his pocket… but it was empty. "What? Oh, no. I cannotBELIEVE I forgot my Visa!"
"…"
"Anyway, grandpa, everyone can come," Yugi told him.
"Good," Solomon answered, still eyeing Kaiba.
"Did I hear someone say insult?" Yami asked, climbing down the stairs.
"Seventeen times, you crippled old pharaoh," Kaiba insulted.
"Hey, Yami may be annoying, but he helps me win duels," Yugi yelled. "If you insult him again, I'll jump in the sewer…"
Everyone stared at him.
"And find that raccoon…"
"Everyone still stared at him.
"And bring it in here…"
"All right, calm down," Kaiba suggested.
"Are we going camping?" Yami asked.
"Yep."
"Whopee!" Yami yelled. He tried to run up the stairs to pack, but he tripped over the first stair.
"Stupid stair! That's the second time today I tripped over you! Prepare to be sent to the shadow realm!"
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