Here's the third chapter! I hope everyone likes it!

Chapter 3

The next day, everyone met Yugi outside of the game shop.

"How are we getting there?" Joey asked when they were all there.

"Kaiba said he'd lend us his small motor home," Yugi told them. "It should be here any second."

At that moment, they heard several noises at once. Alligators were swarming around trying to catch something. A raccoon squealed. There were desperate clawing noises on the inside of the sewer lid, and a giant motor home that they first mistook as a colorful elephant pulled up in front of the game shop, with Mokuba inside it saying hi to all of them.

"THIS is Kiaba's smallest motor home?" Joey asked in astonishment.

"Yep," Mokuba replied.

"Wait, aren't you too young to drive?" Tristan wondered.

"Don't tell anyone," Mokuba ordered. "Besides, Seto can pay for anything, ya know?"

"Uh… no he can't," Tristan said suspiciously.

"…Tristan… is there something you're not telling me?" Mokuba asked him.

"NO! … Well, okay, yes. I saw Kaiba drop a few pennies one day, and I just picked them up. He doesn't know that he's five pennies poorer, does he?" Tristan said.

"Oh my gosh!" Tea screamed sarcastically. "Five pennies! We're rich!"

"I know," Tristan responded, clearly missing Tea's sarcasm. "I didn't even think Kaiba had pennies. I though he thought the pennies as too insignificant to keep in the safe along with all those green pieces of paper with Ben Franklin on them."

"I couldn't have put it a better way myself," Yami stated.

"Kaiba doesn't have a safe. He uses a visa," Yugi told him.

"I don't know why he had these, then," Tristan said. "Hey, you want to see them? They're in my pocket right now."

"NO!"

"…Okay, get in," Mokuba ordered after no one said anything for a moment.

"Shouldn't we take you home first?" Solomon suggested.

"No, I'm helping Seto," Mokuba answered.

"Okay," Solomon replied, and got in the motor home.

"Wait, he's coming with us?" Tea asked Yugi.

"Of course," he answered. "Why else would we need Kaiba to watch the shop?"

"O.O."

"This is going to be a fun trip," Joey stated.

They all got in the motor home as Mokuba went into the shop. It looked even bigger from inside than it did on the outside (well, not really, as there's three floors, if you count the roof). Rather than have it's floor plan explained as they drive, I'll explain it now. Guess where the driver's seat is. No, really. Guess. It's in the front on the first floor. Behind it is the living room, where the main door to the outside (the one they just walked through) is. Behind it is the kitchen (where Joey went as soon as they walked through the door. He was now standing in front of a walk-in refrigerator), and behind that is a garage with a quad inside it (what a garage is doing inside a motor home, I don't think any of us would like to know). There is a staircase in the living room. The second floor is all bedrooms and a bathroom. The roof is just like a place to relax.

"Wow, look at this," Joey called in astonishment, looking into the fridge. He walked in and closed the door.

"…Seeing as we have no idea what he's doing in there, I think I'll just eat the food I packed rather than eat out of what's in that thing," Tristan commented.

"Oh, yeah," Mokuba said, coming back to the motor home. "You'll need these," He handed Solomon the keys to start the motor home. "Later."

Solomon gave the keys to Tristan.

"What do you want me to drive for? He gave you the keys!" Tristan questioned.

"I'm old," Solomon started. "I 'm to fat to be able to sit in the driver's seat. I take painkillers and sleeping pills every day, and don't even get me started on how boring driving is. Besides, I had my license confiscated the day I got it. Something about taking the term 'drive-through' literally. I wanted a burger! So, you're driving. I'm just going to show you where to go."

"Wow, gramps," Yami awed. "That was about the only sensible thing I've ever seen you do."

"You should talk," Yugi smirked, "you're the one who's always sending him to the shadow realm."

"Shut up."

They began their journey a few minutes later. Yugi, being too tired to explore, found a seat on the living room couch. Tea, being to hyper to sit, found the staircase and walked up to explore. Yami followed her. Joey was still in the fridge, and Solomon and Tristan were up front.

After a while, Tea and Yami came back down. Tea headed straight for the kitchen to explore the garage.

"What are you doing here, Yugi?" Yami asked.

"Watching TV" Yugi replied.

"Why are you watching TV down here, when you could be watching the even biggerer TV on the roof!"

"There's a bigger TV on the roof?"

"You bet!"

"…Are you hyper or something?"

"You bet!"

"Is Tea's excitement contagious?"

"You bet!"

"Stop it!"

"…NO! I CAN TALK ALL I WANT! YOU CAN'T STOP ME!"

"…I don't even want to know what that was for." Yugi replied, embarrassed that his Yami was … the way he was…for now.

"What are you watching, anyway?" Yami asked, apparently loosing all excitement in that last sentence.

"Do you really want to know?" Yugi wondered.

"…Yes, that's why I asked."

"I'll give you a hint. It involves a purple dinosaur…"

"Goodbye." Yami began to leave the room.

"Okay, I'm only kidding. Do you really think I'm still in to that show?"

"Well, you look young enough to be."

"Shut up, Yami."

"Haha! Success!" Yami screamed, and clambered back up the stairs, his excitement reunited with him.

At that moment, there was a loud bang, and the refrigerator door fell off its hinges and onto the floor. Joey stood inside it, icicles hanging from his ears, and his mouth full of probably all the food in the refrigerator.

"Gig shongone hey hur'le ginosoar?" he mumbled.

"Yes," Yami said, poking his head out from the floor above him and clearly understanding Joey's language.

A few moments later, Joey, having swallowed all his food with some difficulty, joined Yugi on the couch, followed by Yami, who never really found out what in the world Yugi was watching. Know what he was watching? Commercials. Every time an actual show would come on, he would change the channel to one that was currently advertising. Other than Yami suddenly starting to repeat a remote control commercial that continuously said "Buy me! Buy me, the only thing that almost scarred Yugi for life was when they hit a sudden pothole in the road. A few seconds later, they heard a loud crash from behind the motor home. Another few seconds later, Tea poked her head out from the garage door.

"Did anyone happen to leave a giant screen television unsecured on the roof?"

"…Why?" Yugi asked.

"Because, whoever it was is probably going to get sued, because it just caused a three car pile-up."

Eventually, the motor home stopped. Joey immediately ran out the door screaming, "Camping, here I come!" He came back a few seconds later looking embarrassed, because they just stopped to get gas.

Eventually, they stopped again (Joey scrouched down in his seat a little further). Solomon and Tristan walked out from the motor home. Joey, screaming the same thing he did last time, ran out. He came back in about ten seconds later, because apparently, they decided to stop at a crowded grocery store to buy more food and drink, because Joey already ate all the rest.

Eventually, they stopped again. Tristan and Solomon came out from the front and made for the door.

"Okay, no way. I am not leaving this motor home again until someone tells me that we're there," Joey insisted.

"We're here," Solomon told him.

"Whoo-hoo!" Joey screamed in excitement, and nearly tackled Tristan during his departure. Tea, Yugi and Yami soon followed.

They seemed to have stopped at the top of a dry hill. In one direction, the only thing they could see other than dry, cracked earth was a small, run-down farmhouse. Cacti and vultures were scattered throughout the area. There wasn't even any road to be seen. But there was a river near the hill they parked on and a small forest behind it. Despite that, Yugi thought he saw something dead on the horizon.

"Where in the world are we?" Joey was the first person to break the silence.

"Don't ask me, Solomon was the one telling me where to go the whole time," Tristan told them all.

"Well, I thought, you know, we could all use a tan," Solomon suggested. Everyone began yelling at him, saying things like "I bet there isn't any food for a hundred miles," "I think this would be too much of a tan," and "Hey, did anyone see that there is a big piece of gum on the bottom of my shoe?" Yugi was the only one of them not yelling. When it all died down, Yugi thought he'd say something.

"Okay, I'll just make camp over there," he said, pointing across a fresh stream to a forest full of lush vegetation. "Anyone coming with me?"

"I'm staying with the motor home, there are beds there," Yami told them.

"I'm staying, too," Joey insisted. "There's food in here."

"No there isn't," Tea said. "I'm going with you, Yugi."

"You know what?" Yami suddenly asked. "I change my mind. I'll come."

"I'm staying, just because," Solomon remarked.

"In that case, I'm going with you," Tristan said.

"Yeah, I change my mind too," Joey added.

"Well, seeing as I don't want to be alone, I'll come," Solomon changed his mind.

"But…the…ugh!"

"You know what?" Tristan began. "Why don't I just drive the motor home across the river?"

"NO!" Solomon screamed. "I like its parking spot! It's conveniently perched on top of that hill so we can see it from far away! It looks so peaceful there with its broken parking brake..."

"…Uh…maybe I should move it," Tristan thought out loud.

"If you even touch that motor home again, I'll find a stick and beat you with it!" Solomon threatened.

"I'd like to see you find a stick," Tristan challenged.

"I'd like to see him beat you," Joey challenged. "And that's the truth."

"Anyway," Yugi interrupted before this got any further," I guess I'll take all my stuff and cross the river then."

"I'm coming," everyone said at once.

"Moo," the cow interrupted.

"Where'd the cow come from?" Tristan asked.

Well, that's the third chapter! Please read and reveiw!