Description: Kaylee's thoughts on a certain man with a girl's name.

Dedication: To anyone named Jayne

Disclaimer: Originally this was Song 4 Trica (Princes and Frogs) by Superchick; which, along with Firefly, I do not own.

Song for Jayne

You hate me is what you say

And I understand how you feel that way

All girls dream of a fairy tale

But what you what is like a used car sale

Always trying to conceal what's wrong

Behind a smile and a gun

And I'm not saying boys are not like that

But I think you should know

That I can grow

Because…

All ships start as engines, all boats as metal

Just wait till it's plain to see

What we're going to be

'Cause some engines will still be engines

Some metal will still be metal

But some girls can become men

Just wait for me until then!