When Juandissimo heard Wanda say those words, he was filled with a mixture of panic and anger. Panic, because if she continued to feel something for Cosmo it would ruin his and Mama Cosma's plans. Anger, because even though she was sitting on a bed being kissed lovingly by the sexiest fairy in Fairy World, she still thought of her bumbling, idiotic husband.

"Wanda, do not think of him," crooned Juandissimo softly, stroking her cheek. "Your feelings are wasted; you can be sure he does not feel the same for you."

"I know, but…" Wanda was cut off by Juandissimo placing a finger over her lips.

"Shh, mi amour. You are ruining the moment."

"I shouldn't even be having this moment," said Wanda, batting his hand away. "I'm a married…" She trailed off, thinking of the divorce. How long would she be a married fairy for? Suddenly she was the one who felt angry; angry at Cosmo for messing with her feelings like this. Who was he to decide that their marriage should just be over? How could he decide something like that, obviously not caring about how it would make her feel? He didn't care about her, so why should she care about what she did? He was probably already chasing after another woman right now without a thought for her.

Juandissimo smiled, seeing the look on Wanda's face. He could see her fury; feel it, almost. Her anger could be cultivated and used against Cosmo, and even her. While he knew he could (and should) be making his move on her, he also knew he had to wait. Now was the perfect moment to strike so Cosmo and Wanda's marriage would be destroyed forever.

"Excuse me Wanda," said Juandissimo, kissing her on the cheek and rising from the bed. "I have to go and…uhm…"

"Uh huh," murmured Wanda with a deep scowl on her face, barely hearing what he said. Juandissimo poofed out into the corridor and brought out his mobile phone, pressing a button for a number he'd had on speed dial for just this moment.

"Hello," answered a voice on the other end.

"Bring Cosmo here now," ordered Juandissimo, not wasting any time. "I've got Wanda in the bedroom, and she's very angry at Cosmo. Now would be a perfect time to…"

"Yes, okay, I get it," snapped Mama Cosma. "There's just one problem."

"What problem?"

"I've lost Cosmo."

"You lost him?" hissed Juandissimo. "How can you lose your own son? Now I know where Cosmo inherited his stupidity from."

"Do I have to remind you who came up with this plan?" said Mama Cosma angrily. "And don't get snippy with me just because your plans with your stupid girlfriend aren't working."

"If it weren't for you losing Cosmo I would be in there right now and be…"

"That's not my problem," interrupted Mama Cosma coolly. "You'll just have to stall until I can get Cosmo there."

"Just hurry! I've waited almost ten thousand years, Mama Cosma; I can not wait much longer." Without letting her reply he hung up on her, a grim look on her face. Time to keep Wanda remembering how much of an idiot her husband was.

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"So let me get this straight," said Timmy from his seat on the toilet. "You and Wanda are getting a divorce?"

"Yep, that just about sums it up," answered Cosmo tiredly.

"But why?" asked Timmy. "You two love each other. You two need each other."

"Wanda doesn't love me," said Cosmo bitterly. "And… and I don't love her either."

"Cosmo, that's stupid," said Timmy. "Why would you think that?"

"Because it's true Timmy," said Cosmo. "Why wouldn't I think that?"

"Because it's not true," argued Timmy. "And you shouldn't think that."

"Timmy stop!" shouted Cosmo, clutching his head. "You're confusing me!"

"Who's confusing you?" asked a voice, and both Cosmo and Timmy looked to see Mama Cosma looking on disapprovingly.

"Nobody Mama," answered Cosmo. "I was just talking with Timmy. What are you doing here?"

"I was looking for you of course," she answered. "You disappeared from our house without even telling me. Your lucky I thought to look here. Which reminds me; what are you doing here Cosmo?" she asked suspiciously.

"Timmy called," answered Cosmo, his voice sounding flat again. "I'm still his godparent and I had to come."

Mama Cosma glared at Timmy; the brat could ruin everything. Looking back to her son, her tone softened as she said, "Come on Cosmo, let's go to your bedroom."

"Why?" asked Cosmo, looking up at her.

"Why? Because…uhm…because if you're moving back home with me, we'll need to pack your things!"

"Oh, right, yeah," said Cosmo sadly.

"Come on then," said Mama Cosma enthusiastically, grabbing her sons hand.

"I wish I could come too," Timmy said quickly, and Mama Cosma scowled at him. However, Cosmo automatically raised his wand and poofed the three of them to outside his and Wanda's bedroom door.

"In we go!" said Mama Cosma cheerily, opening the door and shoving Cosmo inside. His listless eyes opened wide and he gasped at what he saw.

Wanda heard him and pulled away quickly from Juandissimo, who had grabbed her and kissed her hard just before the door opened. She gasped her husbands name in surprise.

"Cosmo!"

"Wanda!"

"Juandissimo!"

"Mama Cosma!"

"Cosmo!"

"Wanda!"

"Juandissimo!"

"Mama Cosma!"

"Rocky!" exclaimed Timmy. Everyone looked at him, and he shrugged and blushed. "It seemed right," he mumbled.

"See, Timmy's gone crazy because of seeing you with him!" accused Cosmo, pointing a finger at Wanda.

"But Cosmo, I'm not…" Timmy began to say before having Mama Cosma's hand clapped across his mouth.

"Well, maybe he'd be more used to seeing affection if you paid attention to me once in a while!"

"Don't make this about me!" yelled Cosmo. "You're the one with your tongue down somebody else's throat! How could you do this again? You're still married to me!"

"Not for long!" Wanda yelled back. "You're divorcing me, remember?"

"Obviously just in time!"

"I'll say! I want that divorce now!"

"Well good!" screamed Cosmo. "Because I want it more!"

"Not as much as me!"

"You're the one cheating!"

"You're the one who never cared!"

While Cosmo and Wanda glared heatedly at each other, Timmy noticed a look pass between Mama Cosma and Juandissimo. It seemed almost triumphant and smug, and it confused the heck out of him. He couldn't see any reason why they would both seem to know each other and share the same feelings; one loved Wanda and hated Cosmo, while the other hated Wanda and loved Cosmo. Pushing it to the back of his mind he turned to his fairy godparents, distraught at their anger.

"Guys, just calm down!" he pleaded. "You know that you still love each other…"

"Does it look like she still loves me?" interrupted Cosmo angrily, pointing to Wanda on the bed with Juandissimo.

"Like you didn't bring this upon yourself," growled Wanda. "You stopped loving me along time ago."

Cosmo choked a little at what she'd said. "That's not true!" he shouted at her. "And if I did then it's your own fault! You're mean and fat and selfish and…and ugly!"

Wanda gasped with shock and hurt and then narrowed her eyes dangerously.

"I want you to get out of here Cosmo," she said. "And don't ever come back."

Cosmo looked shocked and hurt himself before glaring back at her. "Don't worry Wanda, I won't. I wouldn't ever want to." Turning his head haughtily he poofed out of the bedroom, his mother close behind him.

Timmy looked at Wanda, his mouth open with shock. "You…you can't just let him leave Wanda," he said. "You know you still love him. You know he still loves you."

Wanda shook her head and looked at the floor, opening her mouth to say something, but Juandissimo interrupted.

"I think Wanda knows who she loves, Timmy," he said coldly, before raising his wand and poofing the ten year old back out to his room. The he turned to the pink haired fairy still next to him on the bed with a smirk on his face.

"Wanda, mi amour, finally Cosmo is gone and we are alone," said Juandissimo, leaning towards her.

"Don't touch me!" snapped Wanda, and he was shocked to see she was crying. Juandissimo pulled away in surprise as she flew off sobbing. Why, if she had finally ended a relationship with a man she obviously didn't love and who was far inferior to himself, was she so upset?