Disclaimer: We don't own most of the characters, we got the idea for the commercials from products and stuff like that, but we do own Billy, the lady, and the Orange Pixie, and the names of the commercials.
MOCE MONKEY
Billy walks up to a lady drinking moce.
"Hello, ma'am, why do you drink moce?" he asked.
"It's good?" she said.
"Why is it good?" he asked.
"The ingredients?"
"What are the ingredients?"
"No body cares just as long as it's good," she glared evilly.
Suddenly Clay shows up, "Nobody can learn the secret ingredients!" He shoots her with a gun and she dies.
"You are under arrest," Omi shows up in a police uniform.
Suddenly a group of random girls from the shows of your choice ran up saying, "He is SO ADORABLE!" And they hug him to death. No not literally you bone head!
RAR LIFE INSURANCE
"Rar," Leatherhead said horrible.
"With Rar life insurance, I have protection for my house, kids, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. How much am I getting paid?" Don asked.
"Yeah!" Leo wanted to know.
"Young ones get back to the commercial!" Master Splinter ordered.
"Yes, Master Splinter," Don and Leo said at the same time.
Suddenly the Shredder appears, "You shall die, turtles," Shredder's feminine voice rang through their ears.
"LEAVE THIS PLACE, WE ARE DOING A COMMERCIAL!" Mikey shouted.
"Mikey, how did you get here?" Don asked.
"By the Golden Tiger Claws," Mikey holds up the Shen-gong-wu.
"Give them back," Rai ran in, followed by Shar.
"Mikey, you were supposed to stay at the temple…" Shar said with a frown.
"Can we just get this fight over with," Shredder asked.
"Sure, whatever," Rai shrugged.
The screen goes blank.
PIZZA HOUSE
"Welcome to Pizza House, home of the Pizza House, may I take your order?" William smiled making all the girls there swoon.
"Yes, I would like the pizza pan special that comes with a toy of a guy who uses fairy dust to fly," said the principle of Kadic Academy.
"Here!" William passes him a big box that has enough room to hold ten pizzas and seven toys.
"Thank you," Principle Delimas looks at William's name tag, "William?"
"Your Welcome!" suddenly the box explodes to reveal a sexy girl in a bikini.
"I'm the orange pixie," she flipped her long orange hair that matched her orange bikini. "You may have ten wishes, no rules at all."
"I wish you were my girlfriend!" William shouted.
She waved her wand and nothing happened.
"So?" the principle asked.
"I'm his girlfriend!" the pixie said getting into Williams arms bridal style.
"I wish I was rich and had a mansion!" he yelled.
"This way!" she pointed out the door. They ran away…
"Where's my pizza?" the principle asked.
"With the TMNT, of course," Nova, from Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force GO, said.
"AH!" the principle fainted.
SQUISH SPHERES
"What's so special about this squish sphere?" Dash held up a chocolate orb.
"It's creamy chocolatness is mixed nuggets that make a squish noise when you break it in two," Jazz hugged the orb of chocolates.
"HEY!" Aang, from Avatar, yelled.
"AH! He has a stick!" Dash ran for his life.
"I am the Box Ghost! Fear me!" the Box Ghost yelled.
"AHH!" Jazz and Aang ran away.
"Hi!" Star walked up to the Box Ghost.
"AHHH! HUMAN!" he ran away for his not-life.
Star grabbed the chocolates and began to stuff her face.
Leo walks on screen.
"How did I get here?" he asked himself.
"Want to get married?" Star asked.
"Uhh…okay?" Leo said.
They ran away and got married, and Karai got jealous and decided to make Leo jealous by marrying Kirby…which it didn't, but it made…the Jonas Brothers jealous, so they married Hilary Duff to make Karai jealous, but it didn't work, so Micheal Musso got jealous and married Miley Cyrus, who married him to make Don jealous, who did…so she left Micheal and she got married and stuff to Don…their wedding got an award for the most confusing wedding ever…and they all lived happily ever after…and this was supposed to be a commercial.
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