Faint

Yuffie twitched. She twitched some more. And she kept twitching.

"Quit it." Leon commanded, getting annoyed by the hyperactive ninja.

She stood up and folded her arms. "But I can't!" She whined with a stomp of her foot. "I wanna see Fuu!"

"I told you yesterday, we're not going to Twilight Town!" Leon shouted. "So stop twitching!"

"Leon…" She drawled. "I haven't seen Fuu in a week. I miss her."

"Well, that's too bad."

"I hate you." Yuffie huffed.

Now Leon felt bad. Yuffie couldn't be mad at him. "Well, I guess we could--"

"THANK YOU, LEON!" She cried, clinging to his arm.

"But first, who's Fuu?"

"My girlfriend."

Leon fainted.

"What'd I say?"

The end!