Wendy's Frosty
"What the hell is that?"
Xigbar looked down at the cup in his hand. "It's a Wendy's Frosty. Haven't you ever eaten one?"
Luxord shook his head. "Nope."
"Now that's sad." Xigbar dipped his spoon in to it, swirling it in small circles. He scooped a spoonful and let it slide off the spoon into his mouth. "It's so good."
"Is it a solid or a liquid?" Luxord asked out of curiosity.
"It's a soquid."
"A soquid?"
"Yeah. Not a solid or a liquid. You eat it with a fpoon." He held the spoon in front of Luxord's face, a smirk playing on his lips.
"Don't you mean 'spoon'?"
"No."
Luxord cocked an eyebrow. "Sure…" He drawled.
"Wanna try some?"
"I don't--"
"You know you do." Xigbar teased, moving the Frosty covered spoon back and forth in front of Luxord's face.
Luxord knocked Xigbar's hand the spoon went flying elsewhere, his own lips twisting into a slight smirk.
"My fpoon…" Xigbar pouted.
"We don't need it." Luxord whispered, dipping his finger into the Frosty. "This is much better." He scooped a bit out and held it up to Xigbar's lips. "Eat it."
"Gladly."
Wendy's had no idea what would spawn from their famous soquid.
The end!
A/N: Basically, the idea for this drabble came from those Wendy's Frosty commercials, and, I dunno, it just screamed crack!pairing.
I blame Wendy's.