Defying All Gravity
"Cloud…"
"What?"
"How… does your hair stand up like that?"
"Hmm… I dunno."
Seifer reached out and touched the blonde locks, his eyes widening in shock. "There's… no gel. It deifies all the laws of gravity!"
"Duh." Cloud stated simply.
"You're a freak of frickin' nature!"
"That's going too far."
"It's the truth."
Cloud rolled his eyes. "Sure…"
"Hey, I got an idea…"
Two hours and five bottles of hair gel later…
Cloud looked at his reflection in the bathroom mirror. His hair was pressed firmly to his head. "Seifer…" He growled.
Then, a blonde lock decided to pop back up.
"Now that's just weird."
The end!
A/N: I know it's not really a crack!pairing, but I just had to post it…