Author's NOTE: Well, SpongeofHorrors said she thought I could write a GoofyX? fic using Sharpies, Koolaid, a pair of dice, a broken DDR pad, and a busted guitar, but ya know what? I did.
I Blame You
"The DDR pad broke."
Demyx glanced over at Goofy, furrowing his eyebrows. "It's your fault."
Both stared at the pad, which had now gained a hole in the middle. Goofy, out of pure boredom, reached over to a nearby table and grabbed a few colorful Sharpies.
"What're you doing?" Demyx asked, taking a sip of his cherry flavored Koolaid.
"Drawin'." The human… dog… thing stated matter-of-factly, drawing a Mickey Mouse head over the area of the pad. With a bold, black Sharpie he wrote 'Mickey wuz here' and snickered, standing back up.
"Well, at least nobody'll blame us for wreckin' the pad." Demyx commented. Goofy nodded.
Realization suddenly dawned on him and he ran to get one of his guitars. "GOOFY!" His voice roared as he came back, a broken guitar in hand. Written on the back of the guitar was the same 'Mickey wuz here' in bold. "You did this! And I chewed out the king for nothing!"
Goofy gulped. "Uh… yep, a'hyuck! Run awaaaaay!" And he sprinted off.
"Hey, that's MY line!" Demyx shouted, taking off in hot pursuit. He caught up quickly, as the dog thing was slow, and tackled him. Straddling Goofy he pressed his hands down on the dog's shoulders, leaning in close. "You OWE me for that guitar. I want my payment."
Suddenly a pair of dice hit him over the head, he looked up to see Luxord staring at him. "Not in the living room. Go find a room if you want to do that." The blonde Nobody stated. He then pulled out a deck of cards, fanning them out. "Do you know where the King is? He wrote 'Mickey wuz here' on all my cards."
Demyx glared at Goofy. "I blame you."
The end!
End Author's NOTE: Makes no sense what-so-ever but I enjoyed writing it. And it's also written in my crappy style where I put no effort in at all. But, hey, whatever!
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