The Alternate Universe Chapter 15: Teh Rest, an evangelion fanfic

Chapter 15: Teh Rest

A/N: Hi…

Rei was silently practicing in the corner as people still applauded for Shinji.

"Wow, Shinji's good, I hope mine will be good to. Let's try the refrain again,

I bet you want the goodies,

Bet you thought about it

Got you all hot and bothered

Mad cause I talk about it

looking for the goodies

Keep on looking cause they stay in the jar

Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh yeah

Ok."

She stood up and looked outside the curtain, everyone was sitting and talking as misato announced the next person.

"I'm next, Misato-san said so when we came…"

"Ok everyone, the next we have is, Mana Kirishima!"

Rei's jaw dropped along with Mana's who was about to wish her luck.

"But…Rei's next!" Mana yelled complaining to her teacher.

"Sorry, I guess I got it mixed up, you then Rei. Now come on."

"Ok, just wait, like 2 minutes."

"Sure."

Everything was silent, one light shone on Mana whose head was down. The music started, and she smiled and winked at the audience.

Suddenly Kaworu appeared out of no where, "This is the point when I need everybody get to the dance floor. It's like that, that y'all, tha tha tha tha, I like that y'all that y'all It's like that y'all that y'all, that y'all that y'all It's like tha tha tha tha, I like that y'all that y'all. He smiled at Mana and walked straight off the stage.

"I came to have a party, open off the Bacardi, feeling so hot tamale."

She looked at a random guy, "Boy, I know you watchin' me so what's it gonna be?" his faced turned red and she just continued to sing.

More lights came down with a variety of colors, everyone stood up and clapped with tune, "Purple taking me higher, I'm lifted and I like it, boy, you got me inspired," she faced Kaworu who was still partially on stage, "Baby, come and get it if you're really feeling me," he blinked and she winked. He smiled and walked up to her and they began to dance.

"Cause it's my night, no stress, no fights I'm leaving it all behind. No tears, no time to cry just making the most of life."

All of the girls appeared on the stage and began to dance in synch.

"Everybody is livin' it up, all the fellas keep lookin' at us cause me and my girls on the floor like, what while the DJ keeps on spinning the cut it's like that y'all that y'all, that y'all that y'all it's like tha tha tha tha, I like that y'all that y'all it's like that y'all that y'all, that y'all that y'all it's like tha tha tha tha, I like that y'all that y'all."

She let go of Kaworu and faced the crowd again.

"You like this and you know it, Caution, it's so explosive Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion. Baby, come and get it let me give you what you need. It's a special occasion Mana's emancipation a cause for celebration I ain't gonna let nobody's drama bother me."

Her smile grew wider as she continued getting really into the song.

"Cause it's my night, no stress, no fights I'm leaving it all behind. No tears (no tears), no time to cry, just making the most of life!" She jumped off stage and walked around the clapping audience.

"Everybody is livin' it up

All the fellas keep lookin' at us cause Me and my girls on the floor like, what

While the DJ keeps on spinning the cut

It's like that y'all (that y'all), that y'all (that y'all)

It's like that that that that, I like that y'all (that y'all)

It's like that y'all (that y'all), that y'all (that y'all)

It's like that that that tha, I like that y'all (that y'all)"

"Cause it's my night (it's my, it's my night)

No stress, no fights

I'm leaving it all behind

No tears (no tears), no time to cry

Baby, I'm making the most of life."

"This is my night!"

Mana just left the front of the stage to join the girls as Kaworu jumped in and sung, "Let's go now what, let's go now what, here we go now what, here we go now what, let's go now what, let's go now what, here we go now what, here we go now what."

Kaworu then ran beside Mana and they both chanted dancing in synch. "Let's go now what, let's go now what

Here we go now what, here we go now what

Let's go now what, let's go now what

Here we go now what, here we go now what!" and they finished it. Kaworu left stage and Mana bowed over and over again, "Thank you!" and she ran off stage.

Misato went on stage and spoke when they all quited down, "Ok, the next performer we have is, Rei Ayanami singing, 'Goodies.' Well that'll be interesting!"

The very addictive alien music began in the background as Rei stepped onto the spotlight.

(A/N: Ok people, I'm getting annoyed by these lyrics, so they are in italics, and they are singing it ok?)

"My Goodies, My Goodies, My Goodies
Not my goodies!" she danced around the stage with a huge grin on her face.

"You may look at me and think that I'm
Just a young girl
But I'm not just a young girl.
Baby this is what I'm lookin' for:
Sexy, independent, gotta spend it type that's gettin' his dough
I'm not bein too dramatic that's the way I gotta have it," she signaled all the other girls to come on stage and they all danced.

"Just because you drive a Benz
I'm not goin home with you.
You won't get no nookie or the cookies
I'm no rookie.
If you ain't
Sexy, independent
I ain't wit' it so you already know.
I'm not bein too dramatic that's the way I gotta have it
You may talk slick
Tryna hit"
"But I'm not dumb
I'm not bein too dramatic it's just how I gotta have it."

"I bet you want the goodies.
Bet you thought about it.
Got you all hot and bothered.
Mad cause I talk around it.
Lookin for the goodies
Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh.""You're insinuating that I'm hot
But these goodies boy are not
Just for any of the many men that's tryna get on top.
No you can't call me later
And I don't want your number.
I'm not changin' stories
Just respect the play I'm callin'."

All the girls went off stage as she finished the song off, "Uh...Yeah...Uh...Yeah Uh Uh Uh," and she bowed as everyone clapped.

"Well done Rei!" Misato clapped holding the microphone, "Ok so the next are?" she fumbled with her paper, "It seems to be blank…"

Suddenly music started and it grew dark, Misato ran off the stage and two figures appeared on stage.

"Lights please!" a girl said, and the lights flickered on to show Nicky and Nick wearing blue hoodies.

The music was also very addictive and fun.

They both began,

Music make u lose control
Music make u lose control

Nick sung first,
Lets go
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Here we go now
Here we go now
Here we go now
Here we go now
Watch out now
(music make u lose control)
Misdemeanors in da house
Yeah Nicky's in da house
Misdemeanors in tha house
The twins are here now wooo!

Nicky then sang,
I've got a cute face
Sexy waist
Smooth legs in shape
Rump shakin both wayz
Make u do a double take
Planet Rocka show stopa
Flo froppa head knocka
Beat stalla tail droppa
Do ma thang muthafukas
Ma rose royce lamborghini
Blu madina alwayz beamin
Ragtop chrome pipes
Blu lights outta sight
Long weave sewed in
Say it again sewed in
Make dat money tho it n
Booty bouncin gon hit

The twins now sung together,
Everybody here
Get it outta control
Get yo backs off tha wall
Cuz misdemeanor said so
Everybody
Everybody
Everybody

Nicky,
Well ma name is Nicky
4 all u fly fellaz
No 1 can do it betta

Nick,
She'll sing on acapella

Nicky,
Boy tha music
Makes me lose control

Both,
We gon make u lose control
And let it go 4 u kno
U gon hit tha flo

I rok 2 da beat till im tired (tired)
Walk n da club it's fiya (fiya)
Get it krunk and wired
Wave ya hands scream louda
If u smoke den fiya it up
Bring da roof down
Den holla
If u tipsy stand up
Dj turn it louda
Take sumbody by da waist den uh
Now tho it in dey face like uh
Hypnotic robotic
This here will rock yo bodies
Take sumbody by da waist den uh
Now tho it in dey face like uh
Systematica static
This hit be automatic

Work wait
Work work work wait
Work work work wait
Work work work wait
Do it right

Nick,
Hit tha floor hit tha floor
Hit tha floor hit tha floor
Hit tha floor hit tha floor
Hit tha floor

Nicky,
Everybody here
Get it outta control
Get yo backs off tha wall
Cuz misdemeanor said so
Everybody
Everybody
Everybody

Nick,
Lets go

Nicky,
Everybody here
Get it outta control
Get yo backs off da wall)
Cuz misdemeanor said

Nicky,
So
Everybody
Everybody
Everybody
Everybody
Get loose

Nick,
Put yo back on tha wall
Put yo back on tha wall
Put yo back on tha wall
Put yo back on tha wall

Misdemeanors in da house
Ciaras in da house
Misdemeanors in tha house
(music make u lose control)
We on fiya
We on fiya
We on fiya
We on fiya
Now tho it gurl
Tho it gurl
Tho it gurl
Tho it gurl
Yeah
Now move yo arm 2 tha left gurl
Now move yo arm 2 tha left gurl
Now move yo arm 2 tha right gurl
Now move yo arm 2 tha right gurl
Lets go now lets go now lets go now
Wooo lets go
Should i bring it back right now
Now bring it back now
Woooo oohhh
I see u c
Now ima iam do it like c did
Now shake it gurl
Cum on and jus shake it gurl
Cum on and jus shake it gurl
Cum on and jus shake it gurl
Cum on and let it pop right gurl
Cum on and let it pop right gurl
Cum on and let it pop right gurl
Now bak it up gurl
Bak it up gurl
Bak it up gurl
Bak it up gurl
Woooo woooo woooo
Go go
Bring it 2 da front gurl go go
Bring it 2 da front gurl go go
Bring it 2 da front gurl go go
Bring it 2 da front gurl lets go lets go lets go
Wooo

After everyone applaused and Nick pulled his sister away from the audience, Hikari was up next.

She walked onto the stage and sweetly smiled at the crowd. The music begun,

"I dont need me a basketball player
All I need is somebody thats down for me
And he dont have to have money
His love is just like honey
Its so sweet to me
He can have everything in this world
But he'll sacrafice it all for me
And I made up my mind
Im in love this time
And it feels so real" she waved at Touji who was watching her from the side.

"And I,"
Know that he wont break my heart, she pointed at Touji which made him pink,
"And I
Know that we wont ever part
Its time, time for us to settle down
And I
Wanna be with him forever," she walked back to the center.

"They can say that I am crazy
For makin him mah baby
But that's how it's gone be
See I done been through many changes
But this one I aint changing
It's gon' stay the same
I can have everything in this world
But I'll sacrafice it all for him
And I made up my mind
Im in love this time
And it feels so real."

"I love you
And all of the things that you do
Oh baby please
I need you (I need you)
So believe me (I do)
I do
Cause I love you (I love you)
And every lil thing baby (you do)
No no

They don't know how I feel
Cause I know this is real."

"And I
Know that he wont break my heart," she pointed at Touji which made him pink,
"And I
Know that we wont ever part
Its time, time for us to settle down
And I
Wanna be with him forever," she bowed pink at all the applause and got off stage.

As she got off, Misato quickly got on to introduce Asuka.

Asuka entered wearing a pink dress and began to sing.

"Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight," she winked at Shinji and he turned a bit red and she walked further onto stage and danced and sung in front of the audience.

She walked around and shook her ass singing,

"If you got flaunt it, boy I know you want it
While I turn around you watch me check up on it
Oohhh you watchin me shake it, I see it in ya face
Ya can't take it, it's blazin, you watch me in amazement
You can look at it, as long as you don't grab it
If you don't go braggin, I'ma let you have it
You think that I'm teasin, but I ain't got no reason
I'm sure that I can please ya, but first I gotta read you

Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight

I can tell you wanna taste it, but I'm gone make you chase it
You got to be patient, I like my men patient
More patience, you take might get you in more places
You can't be abrasive, have to know to pace it
If I let you get up on it, you gotta make a promise
That you gone put it on me, like no ones put it on me
Don't bore me, just show me, all men talk but don't please
I can be a tease, but I really wanna please you

She smiled and winked at the crowd especially to the boys. She walked back off stage and hugged Shinji as he congratulated her.

"Surprise surprise to the two pairs Touji and Hikari, and Asuka and Shinji. You will participate in the couple bonus round. You have these 15 minutes to practice!" Misato announced.

"We will decide the winner after that!."

It was down to Asuka and Shinji versus Touji and Hikari for the couple bonus. Misato stood in front of the crowd excited for her twist to go on.

"Ok ladies and gentlemen, to begin our special bonus, the two pairs quickly chose a song from the list I had. So now, the first up is Shinji and Asuka with Like you, originally by Bow Wow, I love this song," she squealed and walked down the stage.

The curtain opened to reveal Shinji wearing a long loose t shirt and jeans with Asuka in a red tank top and jeans.

Asuka took Shinji's hand and they walked to the front of the stage and they faced each other. They smiled at each other then Asuka began to sing,

Shinji smiled at her and faced the crowd.
"Now I done been with different kind of girls
Like I done seen em all but ain't none of them at all (like u)
And I done seen the best of the best
Baby still I ain't impressed cause ain't none of them at all (like u)
If you know how I feel when I chill
If I'm seen with a girl then she gotta be just (like u)
And baby that's the way I feel
And I got no choice but for me to keep it real
Cause when we first got together started hanging out you was
Skeptical at first had to figure out if
I was the kind of guy to try to dog you out but
I ain't that kind of guy you tried to make me out
You found out when you turned into my baby
I showed them other brothers how to treat a lady
I let you drive when I ride that Mercedes
And I ain't trippin or actin shady cause baby you kno"

He faced Asuka again and they both sang
"I ain't neva had nobody show me all the things that you done showed me
And the special way I feel when you hold me
We gone always be together baby that's what you told me
And I believe it Cause I ain't neva had nobody do me like u."

It was Asuka's turn to sing,

"And every time I think about you (I cry)
When you ride when you call when you come I (around)
Your love is a-mazing to me
Can't wait til I see you (I wanna be wit you again)
And every time you're out on the road (I make a trip)
And whenever I'm doing a show (Don't you forget)
That I'm your (main chick)
Who got that (game chick)
One and the (same chick)
The one you can hang with."

They got together and sang again,

"I ain't neva had nobody show me all the things that you done showed me
And the special way I feel when you hold me
We gone always be together baby that's what you told me
And I believe it Cause I ain't neva had nobody do me like u."

Shinji sung again,
"Okay when you hit the mall pop tags spend a few g's (g's)
Hit the runway to a new season (season)
It ain't nothin it's you the one I care for
Feel like I ain't doing enough that's when I share more (share more)
I give you this give you that what you need love (love)
You know I got it holla at me if you need love (love)
And affection cause i'll be your protection
Kinda hard job but i'll do it to perfection
And you can tell that I ain't tryna let you go
I get with you when I can so that's how I let you kno
And you be trippin cause sometimes I gotta go
But you the first one I hollared to right after my shows
And I was trippin in a sense I was tense
From my body loose around you what imma do without you
I gotta get it together say whateva
But since I met you my life seems so betta."

This time Asuka sang it alone,
"I ain't neva had nobody show me all the things that you done showed me
And the special way I feel when you hold me
We gone always be together baby that's what you told me
And I believe it Cause I ain't neva had nobody do me like u."

Now both of them,
"I ain't neva had nobody show me all the things that you done showed me
And the special way I feel when you hold me
We gone always be together baby that's what you told me
And I believe it Cause I ain't neva had nobody do me like u."

So they finished and bowed and got off stage.

"Wonderful rapping you two, so next and final performance is Touji and Hikari singing, Against all odds, another favorite!"

Touji,

"How can I just let you walk away
Just let you leave without a trace
When I stand here taking
Every breath with you
You're the only one
Who really knew me at all."

Hikari,
"How can you just walk away from me
When all I can do is watch you leave
'Cause we've shared the laughter and the pain
And even shared the tears
You're the only one
Who really knew me at all."

Both,

"So take a look at me now
'Cause there's just an empty space
And there's nothing left here to remind me
Just the memory of your face
Take a look at me now
Oh there's just an empty space
And you coming back to me is against the odds
And that's what I've got to face."

Touji,
"I wish I could just make you turn around
Turn around and see me cry
There's so much I need to say to you
So many reasons why
You're the only one
Who really knew me at all."

Both,

"So take a look at me now
'Cause there's just an empty space
And there's nothing left here to remind me
Just the memory of your face
So Take a look at me now
So there's just an empty space
But to wait for you is
All I can do
When that's what I've got to face
Take a good look at me now
'Cause l'll still be standing here (standing here)
And you coming back to me is against all odds
That's the chance I've got to take
Yeahh
Take A look at me now
(Take A Look at me now)."

They also bowed down and smiled at the crowd.

"Awesome job you guys! Now wait for it, we shall decide the winner!"

A/N: There you go, sorry it took so long. And no I didn't make Kensuke sing. Sorry any of you Kensuke fans. So now you people must decide the winner. Vote through your reviews! Or Pm me. Also decide who should win the actually singing thing.