Dirt

Okay plan of destruction. Trix. Must. Die. She is always with them. Always! I can't get close to Chris before she is all 'Don't you want to go do something?' and being the stupid 'adorable' kid she is they listen to her! I don't get it! She is stupid and naïve and she must die! Ugh. It has been a fricken week and still I haven't got Chris wrapped around my little finger.

Whatever. I wonder why…what the hell? Why is that guy beating on Trix and Chris and the rest of the stupid passé? Hmm it seems Chris is getting angry and trying to get Trix behind him. To safety maybe? No Chris be smart! Let her get beaten to a pulp! I walked over slowly and stood next to Gordie. He was the only one that really listened to me and seemed turned on by my actions.

"Who is he and what is going on?" Gordie looked over at me apparently scared his eyes wide, but before he could answer someone's hand was on my shoulder. I whipped around because no one I don't know touches me!

"Well, well, well it seems I have stumbled upon a gold mine here." Oh this guy is good. Not! Well he is kinda hot in that bad boy way. I guess. Oh well guess I should play along.

I cocked my head to the side smiling softly running my tongue over my lips slowly. "I guess you have." I could see he was enjoying it, but out of the corner of my eye I could tell the others were worried. Who was this stupid guy anyway? And why were they so scared of him.

"Wanna go to my place and get a drink?" I bit my lip smirking, as he said this. Obviously I had caught him hook, line and sinker. I am really amazing huh?

"I'd love…"

"No she doesn't want to get a drink with you, fuck off Ace." I looked over at Chris, there were pros and cons to this. Pro Chris was holding my arm Con I wanted to go get a drink with the hot bad boy!

"Fine, suit yourself. Bye Princess." He walked off smirking to himself obviously way too conceited. Ah well.

"Belle what the hell are you doing?" Wait? What am I doing? Yo, Chris you are the one who made me lose my chances with that boy/man whose name I don't know.

"I was just flirting get over it." I tried to get my arm out of his grasp, but not as hard as I could of tried.

"Yeah, with Ace Merrill the biggest dick in town." Fuck. Wonderful. Damn it! What the hell is my problem? Oh well no wonder I thought he was a bad boy. He is a bad boy; which means I am amazing at reading people. Another hidden talent!

"So, he can't be that bad, I think you are overreacting." I could see Trix in the background obviously flustered and annoyed.

"Let her go Chris." Whoa. I think she hates me. Wonderful. Its not like I want to be seen with her anyway. She is a bitch.

"Trix are you crazy? Ace will do something to her." Trix crossed her arms and walked over to him.

"So?" Gordie seemed slightly annoyed. Why was he turning mean or something, I thought he was the peaceful one!

"Trix, leave her alone!" Trix stared obviously hurt by Gordie's outburst. Aw the poor girl hurt by the guy she likes hahaha that's kinda funny though! She will live. Chris was almost as annoyed as Teddy and let go of me walking over to her.

"Why can't you be mature like everyone else? Why the hell do you get all pissed off anytime there is another girl around?" Trix had definitely just paled significantly. I believe this chica is a drama queen. Poor girl. Oh well! Not my problem.

"Mature? Be mature? Fine I will be mature. If mature is being cool whenever another girl around then fine. I will be, but not here. With Ace Merrill." And with that she stalked off in search of the hot bad boy. That fucking bitch! There is no way I'm letting her have that man as her own.

"Well now that she is gone, we can do something fun!" I said trying to lighten the mood a little, I guess.

"What are you kidding? She is off in search of Ace Merrill…stupid kid. She can be so immature sometimes." Chris shook his head and started walking the others following him. What was this? They get all annoyed at her and then two seconds later they are really worried all of a sudden because she is off in search of some guy. That is so totally bull shit right there, but whatever. So all afternoon and into the night we wasted our time looking for someone who obviously didn't want to be found! Finally, I just left and went home.

Boys are a pain in the fucking ass! I swear to God. And they are really unpredictable and weird not like us girls. Well maybe not like me. They are a lot like Trix though that's for sure. The question is do I want a guy who is exactly like Trix? Who I thought was stupid and immature. Okay so they aren't like her…they aren't like any girl. Which is WHY they are guys. I am so totally smart. Okay, so plan one of killing Trix is doubled by the fact she is after Ace. What a sexy name…I mean really. Hmm wonder how many people he has screwed. EW, get out of head! So how in the hell am I going to kill Trix, without the others noticing? Obviously. We could go to the lake and I could accidentally dunk her and keep her under the water for too long…no that would be obvious I want her dead. I could just sneak around her and get together with Chris behind her back. 'Cause there is no way she can break us up…right? No there isn't. Think positive Belle; you are better than this girl.

So the plan is to catch Chris alone and totally seduce him. I wonder if he is at the tree house. Alone. Out of my house I saunter in the sun in my cute sundress and everything, I am so prepared! As for the dirt problem on the road, I've given up there is no way around it. I have tried everything from plastic bags over my shoes to saran wrap. Nothing works!

Ah the tree house. I gazed up at it as if it was a sanctuary, but was slightly disgusted. It looked as if it would fall out of the tree at any minute. Maybe I should be totally sneaky and climb the tree and then look in the window, so if he isn't in there alone I can just leave without having to deal with the others. And if he IS in there then I can just climb in through that little window and look like a total gymnast!

I started up the tree and was about halfway up when I realized climbing in a sundress wasn't a good idea…at all. For a few reasons, one I was probably flashing the whole town. Two well it's just impossible to climb in a dress. Too bad I realized this now and not before I started climbing.

Hey I'm almost there!

I made it! Huzzah!

Okay I looked in the window…its just Chris! Hallelujah!

Why is he looking at the window strange? Why are there two shadows? Oh fuck its Trix.

The next thing I know I'm trying to scramble down the tree in attempt of escape. Only problem is about halfway down I slipped so now. I'm falling and falling and…

Oh fuck that landing hurt…

I can already tell I'm covered in the disgusting, fucking dirt! Wait…why is everything becoming all fuzzy oh shit. My vision is going black and there…there is Chris my Knight in shining armor!

I think I've blacked out…cause I can't see anything.

OH SHIT! I've gone blind!

Whoa now my brain waves or something like that aren't responding…I feel like I'm falling asleep…now I'm sure I'm lapsing into a coma or something.

A/N: So uh yeah. Sorry for that random spiel, just don't ever ask this story is totally random. D