This is based on my favorite musical RENT. I love Rent and Harry Potter so I decided to combine the two together. Hope you enjoy this. I am going to make a fanvid on this. The cast is who they are portraying as.

I do not own RENT or Harry Potter. WARNING! Slash and femslash.

Cast of Rent
Mimi Marquez-Hermione Granger
Benjamin 'Benny' Coffin III-Draco Malfoy
Angel Schunard- Jordan Diggory in the video its Cedric Diggory
Thomas B. 'Tom' Collins-Harry Potter
Maureen Johnson-Lavendar Brown
Roger Davis-Ron Weasley
Mark Cohen-Seamus Finnagen
Joanne Jefferson-Cho Chang

Ron woke up a little late. He remembered what day it was: Christmas. Not that he cared. He hasn't gotten any gifts from his parents or anyone else for six years. He still had the image of Hermione in his head. He quickly changed and made his way to the kitchen.

"Power's back", Seamus announced.

"Merry Christmas", Ron said sarcasticly. Seamus ignored his comment as thephone rang. He let it go to machine.

SEAMUS! ARE YOU THERE? IT'S MOTHER! I JUST WANTED TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS! honey you don't have to yell into the phone.he can hear you.Oh well you talk to him then. Hey Seamus. Listen About Lavendar. We're sorry to hear about it. But you know what? Who cares if she dumped you? I say C'est la vie. Let her be a lesbian! She doesn't know what she's missing!

"There are times when we're dirt broke, hungry, and freezing, and I ask myself, why the hell am I still living here?"Seamus said to Ron. " And then they call. And I remember."

"Amen" Ron said laughing. Then Harry opened the door with a bang.

"Merry Christmas bitches!", he said with a cigar in his mouth. He tossed the keys to Seamus. "Here's your keys"

"Yeah about 12 hours later! What is this?", Seamus laughed. He grabbed a bag. It was filled with firewhiskeys and other very strong alcoholic drinks. Harry grabbed three cups and poured an even amount of rum in each drink. "Merry Christmas" He drink up as well as Ron and Seamus.

"So you get some money from Griggotts or something?"

"Nah, Haven't been there in three years" Harry answered. He took a second shot. "I'd like to introduce you guys to someone" Seamus and Ron sat down on their couch. Harry went to the door and openned it. Out came a woman, they think. She was dressed like a woman but had male-like qualities. "I would like you to meet Jordan Amos Diggory!"

"Nice to meet you", Ron said politely. "So you still haven't answered our question Harry. How did you get this money?"

"From me", Jordan replied. "This lady in a limo drove up to me. She asked me to get rid of this owl, Narcessa Evita. Said it annoyed everyone. I told I could do it. So we both agreed on a $1000 fee, tax-free. And as sure as I am here that owl is now in owl hell!"

"How did you do it?", Seamus asked, very interested in the story.

"I played a beat. It drove that owl insane. And one of my girlfriends was an excellent shooter. So after I played for an hour, the owl flew out of the apartment and my girl shot her!"

"Girlfriend?", Ron asked.

"Uh-huh. Miss Her-My-Oh-Nee!" Jordan yelled. Ron was baffled. Jordan continued his story in song:

Back on the street where I met my sweet
Where he was moaning and groaning on the cold concrete
The nurse took him home for some mercurochrome
Then I dressed his wounds and got him back on his feet

Today for you - tomorrow for me
Today for you - tomorrow for me, I said
Today for you - tomorrow for me
Today for you - tomorrow ...
Whoa, ohhhhh for me!

The phone rang again. The answering machine got it. It was Lavendar.

Seamus? It's me Lav. Look we need your help. For my show tonight? Cho does not know what the hell she is doing and all and--

Seamus picked up the phone. "Lav! Yeah I can help! Where? The lot? Okay no problem. I'll be there. Bye!" He hung up. "Shit!" he muttered.

"What?", Harry asked. "Did you and Lavendar break up?"

"Yeah she dumped me. For Cho" Ron started chuckling as well as Harry. Seamus grabbed his coat and went out the door.

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