Freaky-Randomness

By: Black Rain Girl

To thesrazrbladekisses:

You were the only one who reviewed! And, I'm happy for that! You get 10 big cookies of you're choice! Also, how'd ya get the name? It's pretty cool!

This chapter is dedicated entirely to thesrazrbladekisses! You rock!

Disclaimer: Me no owny! (a.k.a: I don't own KH…)

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Leon the Dalmatian-puppy-lover and Cloud the Blonde-haired Bishi sat in a hotel room together.

"Hey, Leon," Cloud said. "Wanna play extreme duck-duck-goose?" Leon looked up.

"You mean the stupid little game that Sora (Girls swoon, hearts throb, Kairi pops out of nowhere and faints)-" Leon and cloud look at the fainted Kairi. "That's starting to get annoying… Anyhoo, that stupid game Sora (Girls swoon, hearts throb, Kairi pops out of nowhere and faints) made up where one of us touches each other on the head three times, and the person that got tapped is given five seconds to run as fast and far away as they can, while the other person chases them?"

Cloud blinked.

Leon blinked.

Cloud blinked.

Leon blinked.

Cloud smiled and nodded happily. "Yeah!"

Leon blinked.

Cloud blinked.

Leon blinked.

Cloud blinked.

Leon shrugged and said, "Sure, why not?" Cloud clapped his hands happily.

"I'll chase you." Leon said, and he tapped Cloud three times on the head. After the last tap, Cloud instantly started to scream, and ran as fast as he could to the door, completely missing it and hitting the wall, and decided to "Make" a door by crashing through the wall, and ran as fast as he could to the first district.

Leon blinked 2 times, staring at the Cloud-shaped hole in the wall. "I think this is the part where I run after him." So he got up, scrambled through the Cloud shaped hole, and took off after the cute, blonde-haired bishi (Cloud).

With both of them being quite fast, it was an even match. No idea why I put that in there…

Cloud ran down the stairs, past the Accessory Shop, and ran into the Items Shop.

Leon ran down the stairs, tripped over Donald who had been walking out of the Accessory Shop-

"Why, I oughta—WAAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAA!" Or whatever the sound Donald makes when he gets really mad, shaking his fist, hopping on one foot, being Donald the one to make it…that was a little weird…

-Leon got up ran into the Items Shop, ran down the stairs in the Items Shop…and tripped over Huey…then Duey…then Luey…

"How come I'm constantly tripping over ducks?" Squall asked to no one in particular while getting up. he was just about to go through the door, when Daisy burst in and…well…Squall-

"LEON YOU IDIOT!"

-UGH! Leon tripped over her. That's it. He's Squallie-poo from now on!

"Get OFF of me!" Daisy shouted. Squallie-poo –

"LEON!"

--Squallie-poo got up, and there was a loud ripping noise.

All the ducks and Squallie-poo ("LEON!") looked at Daisy's Silk Dress. It was ripped. Daisy began to sob.

"I WAS ONLY BORROWING IT!" She pointed and accusing fing – Uh…-- Feather at Squallie-poo ("LEON!"). "YOU! YOU SHALL DIE!" and the angry female duck went Medieval on Squallie-poo's bottom.

Meanwhile, with Cloud, he was taking a nap on the steps. Why? He's tired! Duh!

Anyhoo…He was taking a nap, when Yuffie walked up.

"Cloud? Why are you asleep?" She shook him.

He rolled over mumbling, "Ansem, you bitch, give me the Twinkie…" Yuffie giggled.

(((A/N: I've actually said that in my sleep, once! NO ONE CAN TAKE IT!)))

She shook him again. This time, he mumbled, "Where's…my baby…" and his tongue lolled out.

(((A/N: I've said that too!)))

Yuffie giggled again. This was getting fun! She shook him again.

"Meh mla nuh…DUCKIES!" He mumbled…except for the last word… Which I've also said in my sleep.

Donald appeared at the top of the steps, and Daisy, Huey, Duey, and Luey all looked out of the lower Items shop door. "Yes?" Yuffie shushed them, and shook Cloud again.

He sat bolt upright and screamed, "NO MORE GRAVY!" he looked around. Everyone in the first district stared at him. "Uh…heh heh…"

Just then, Squallie-poo looked out of the higher Items Shop door. He looked at Cloud and smile evilly. "There you are." Cloud began to scream, and ran to the third district.

In the third district, Cloud spun around very fast, and when he stopped, he was a huge (but cute) version of a shadow heartless.

"Ha ha!" Cloud laughed triumphantly. "Leon will never get me now!" Leon burst through the Third district door.

Leon (yes, he's Leon again) looked at the huge Shadow Heartless. His eyes widened. "Kill…" he breathed. He took out his sword and began to walk slowly towards the 'enemy'.

Cloud cursed. "Flipping fudge-fingers of Newfoundland. I've always known that Leon has been bloodthirsty ever since a week after the heartless disappeared! God, I'm stupid!" He ran through the door with a big flame on the front.

After jumping over all the moving rocks, he ran into the weird looking house. There was Merlin, Fairy Godmother, and bunches of Merlin's crap. He ran to Fairy Godmother.

"Hold on…" he spun around really fast and looked like Cloud again. "Okay, uh, Fairy Godmother? Can you turn me into a summon gem? Just for a little while?" she nodded, and said "Bippety boppety boo!" Cloud was a black gem with three golden spikes on top when Leon ran into the room.

"Has anyone seen—Hey, that's a cool summon gem. What's it called?" Leon asked.

"Dumb Blonde." Fairy Godmother replied. Just then, the gem grew arms and legs…along with big red lips.

"I thought you were going to say something cool, like…Nascar Dude!" Dumb Blonde (Cloud) gasped. The gem then popped into the full grown Cloud. Cloud looked down at his body. "Oop." He then looked over at Leon. "Eep!" and he ran out of the room.

"If I may ask," Merlin began. "Are you two playing Extreme Duck-Duck-Goose?" Leon nodded and ran after Cloud again.

Soon, the two returned to the hotel, and ran into the green room. Cloud ran to the balcony, and so did Leon.

"So," Leon smiled evilly. "Any last words before this game is over?"

Cloud nodded. He spun around very fast, and was in a cowboy suit with an acoustic guitar. He began to play it very badly, and also began to sing.

This song was made by Black Rain Girl, and belongs to her. Please read it, but don't take it. you can sing it though.

Rainy's Twisted Version of "Yankee Doodle"

To the tune of "Yankee Doodle"

"Yankee doodle went to town

with the strangest name!

Went to go and buy a pear

And called it macaroni!

This song doesn't rhyme!

I do not care!

La la la la la la la la

Ha ha ha ha hee hee!"

2nd verse!

"Yankee doodle went to town

to get a wife!

So I yelled at him,

'Go get a life!'

Yankee doodle got no life!

Yankee doodle got no wife!

Yankee will not get a wife if

He don't got no life!"

3rd version

"Yankee doodle went to town

to buy some soda!

There, at the market,

He met with Yoda!

May the force be with you!

Yoda is pretty cool!

Yoda is from Star Wars,

And so is Darth Vader!"

The End

Cloud spun around again, and was in his regular clothes. He cringed to await the end.

Leon smiled evilly, "Oh, how I've waited for this moment!" he poked Cloud in the fore head and began to laugh manically.

Cloud straightened, and stared at Leon for a while. "Dude, it's just a game." Leon stopped laughing, but still had his arms stretched out, and his head thrown back. He stayed like that for three seconds.

He finally dropped his arms and looked at Cloud. "Sorry, I get carried away sometimes." Cloud nodded. They then did their secret handshake.

Belly-bouce, turn around three times, high-five each other yelling "CUZ WHY!", and finishing with crossing their fingers and holding them high in the air chanting, "Love and peace! Love and peace!"

Then they walked to McDonalds for lunch.

The End

I'm going to do another one! I just know it! Oh, and NO ONE can take the secret handshake! That's mine!

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