FreakyRandomness Chapter 4: Pin the Tail on the Donald, a kingdom hearts fanfic

Freaky-Randomness

By: Black Rain Girl

To Hurkydoesn'tknow:

Yeah, sure, you can totally use my little saying! I got it from a shirt one of my friends had! Here's more that I'll just give ya:

Conserve Energy…don't talk to me.

Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it!

Life is like a person…it sucks.

When in doubt, DANCE!

And that's all the sayings that I've got!

To Sonora the Black Rose:

I'm hyper and happy (Aren't they same thing?) to know that you enjoy my story, that you even put it on your alert list! (how I know you put it on your alert list…I have my ways…and I checked the alerts on Freaky-randomness because last time one person had it on alert, and now there's a 2. so I checked it…you're an author, you know what I'm talking about!)

EVERYONE WHO READS THIS AND LIKES IT GETS 10 BIG COOKIES OF THEIR LIKING!

Disclaimer: Did anyone like my last disclaimer? Anyhoo, I don't own KH.

WARNING!

I just found out that my best friend is going to be at her granny's house every weekend, so I'll only be able to see her for 5 min. before school. Yes, only five minutes BEFORE school. It's because she's one grade higher than I am, and in a completely different part of the school this year. And I can't see her after school that much cuz we have homework, I have to update and write fanfics, she has to draw pics for and so we're screwed. I might not be really hyper and funny this time. PLEASE SEND SYMPATHY! T.T

Pin the Tail on the Donald

By: Night Rain Girl

"Okay, both of you are going to spend the day together, without inflicting pain upon each other!" Donald quacked. Oooooh! That felt so good to say! Quack cuz he's a duck! Um…Anyhoo…

Cloud and Sephiroth glanced at each other with disbelieving faces.

"That's impossible!" Seph yelled. "There is no way I'm going to hang out with a dumb blonde!"

"Yeah," Cloud agreed. "He's not going to hang out with a…Heeeeeyyy!" he glared at Sephy. "Well, I'm not hanging out with an old coot!"

"Heeeeeyyy!"

"H--!"

"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Donald scracked. Heh, scracked…Screamed…quacked…hee hee! "You guys are going to start acting like friends and you are going to like it! NOW! You guys promised to help me with the psychology book I'm writing!" he held up yellow notebook labeled 'Donald's Book'. "Now, be friends!" and he waddled away. Heh, waddled…

Seph and Cloud glanced at each other.

"Well, since we're forced to be together by an angry duck that scracks—heh heh, scrack…scream…quack…heh heh—what do you want to do?" Cloud asked.

"Hmm…" Seph scratched his head. "He said we can't hurt each other…" he looked up at Cloud and smiled evilly.

Cloud understood. He too smiled evilly. "…But he never said anything about not inflicting pain upon others."

God, the way these two guys were smiling and looking around for someone to inflict pain upon you could mistake these two for best friends who just got enough money to buy two really big snow cones called "The Big Kahuna". Too bad they're enemies just helping a duck write a dumb book…that sounded just as weird as if I said that Riku and Sora had to go to wonderland, save the royal marshmallow king, get the holy boot of yore, and then go to Halloween Town and do the hula…and square dance. You can never forget the square dance!

Anyhoo, the two were looking for their first victim. They saw Eeyore.

"Hey, Eeyore!" Seph yelled. He and Cloud ran to the depressed ass…uh…donkey…sorry if I offended anyone…Anyhoo…

"Why, hello Cloud, Sephiroth…" Eeyore the Ass greeted glumly. "How may I help you?"

Cloud pulled Eeyore's tail out of his a—uh, butt. "Ha-ha! Got your tail!"

Eeyore shrugged. "You can have it…I need a new one anyway…" and he walked off.

Cloud and seph stared at him. "That was a rip off…" Seph said. "Y'know, why don't we just play a game…" Cloud nodded.

They tried Extreme Hide-and-Seek…Seph was beaten up by a Moogle with an axe…

They tried Extreme duck-duck-goose…Cloud somehow disturbed Merlin greatly, and the game ended with Cloud's nose turned green, and he was saying random and ridiculous phrases…

They tried Survivor…they crashed into Atlantica…

"UGH!" Cloud yelled after they entered Traverse town. They were both soaked to the bone. "This is all Donald's fault!"

"Yeah! It is…" Seph trailed off…this can't be good…okay this is just asking for the apocalypse…Mary, mother of God, please stop this madness! "Hey, Cloud, do you still have Eeyore's tail?" Cloud nodded. "Let's play Pin the Tail on the Donald!" They both began to get excited.

"Now all we have to do is find Donald!" Cloud said. Donald chose that moment to walk out of the Items shop to find the two FF7 characters grinning evilly at him.

"Uh…did I miss something?" Donald quasked…heh, quack…asked…heh heh…

"Nothing…" Seph said dangerously. "…Cloud, let the game begin!" Cloud held up the tail and they both chased the Duck.

"WHA-YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAA!" Donald scracked…heh heh…scra—

Janzu&Skyra: RAINY!

Rainy: Sorry! It's just…I'm hysterical right now! Anything is funny to me right now!

Skyra: Oh, really?

Rainy: Really.

Janzu: Pudding.

Rainy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Skyra: Uh…Okay…

Janzu: What a spaz…

Cloud and Seph finally caught up to Donald and pinned the tail to his butt.

A tear rolled down Donald's cheek. "Owie…"

Cloud and Seph blinked. "That was a rip off…" Cloud said.

"Hey," Seph said. "Wanna go get Leon and gang up on Ariel? I mean, while we were in there she kicked our butts for disturbing her world."

"Yeah," Cloud agreed.

And the two walked off to go find Leon…even though it was the next day and they didn't have to be friends…Hmm, maybe they'll be friends!

Skyra walked into view and said, "Stop daydreaming, Rainy!" Rainy walked on set.

"But, look at them! They got their arms slung around each other's shoulders!" Rainy whined. "They could be the best of--!"

"Hey! Our twenty-four hours of being friends is up!"

"…GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DUMB BLONDE!"

"WHY I OUGHTA!"

Skyra smirked, "Spoke too soon?"

Rainy sighed. "Spoke too soon."

The two walked away…Skyra and Rainy of course. Cloud and Sephy are kicking each other's butts right now. Donald is still crying in pain. And, yes, Jet from the game "Wild ARMs 3" is bound and gagged in my room, awaiting his doom (my pleasure, of course). Whoops…did I just type that!

--OUTSIDE THE COMPUTER--

Rainy was quickly typing, 'Whoops…did I just type that!' on the computer, when Virginia, Also from "Wild ARMs 3" burst into the room.

"GIVE JET BACK!" Virginia yelled.

"AHHHHHH!" Rainy screamed. "DON'T TOUCH ME! I'LL HAVE YOU AND JET KISS IN MY NEXT 'WILD ARMS 3' FANFIC! JUST DON'T SHOOT ME!" Rainy began to sob. "PLEASE! I WON'T BE ABLE TO PLAY WITH MY BEST FRIEND FOR LIKE EVER!" ToT!

Virginia lowered her guns, "Are you sure that I'll be able to kiss Jet in your next fanfic?"

"YES!"

"Okay," Virginia said happily. "He's mine though!" Rainy nodded through her tears.

Rainy sighed and sat beck on the swivel chair in front of her comp. This was the life of a girl who…uh, well…let's see…what do I do again?…Oh yeah! This was the life of a girl who wrote fanfics and who's worried she might lose her best friend.

The end

REVIEWS AND SYMPATHY IS NEEDED! All flames will be used to refuel tears and sympathy wanting.