Freaky-Randomness
By: Night Rain Girl
To Sonora The Black Rose:
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! Thank you for your sympathy, and I give sympathy to you for what happened to you and your friends! You are such a great reader, reviewer, and a friend!
To Hurkydoesntknow:
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! Thank you for your sympathy! You are awesome! Btw, I love your story "Dude, Where's Riku's Car?"! It's really good!
THIS CHAPPIE IS DEDICATED TO SONORA THE BLACK ROSE AND HURKYDOESNTKNOW! I was so happy you guys reviewed, that I scrambled up to favorites, Scrolled down to "Add to Favorites", scrolled down again to Rainy's Faves, and now the reviewer page is part of my favorites, just because of you guys! I LOVE YOU! (not that I mean…uh…it's like…friend love. Me best friend and I always say, 'Love you!' when we're getting off the phone! Oh, and she's going to be back today!…I think…OH WELL! I'M HAPPY!)
Disclaimer: I don't own KH. But I DO own Skyra and Janzu from the last chappie!
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Extreme Telephone
By: Night Rain Girl
Rainy sat on a couch drinking kool-aid, when she became extremely bored.
"I'm extremely bored." Rainy said.
She scratched her head.
"I shall scratch my head." Rainy said. She had an idea! "I have an idea!" she cried. "I shall call up Janzu, Skyra, Sora, Riku, Cloud, Ginny, and Jet and we shall play Telephone!" She snapped her fingers and everyone appeared. "Yay! Everyone appeared!"
(Ginny is Virginia from Wild Arms 3, and Jet is also from Wild Arms 3, And Skyra and Janzu are figments of my imagination who are married and have a little baby boy named Nik! Yes, Nik, not Nick!)
"Hey!" Jet said. "Ginny and I aren't even IN Kingdom Hearts! Why're we here!"
Rainy sighed. "Because I promised Virginia that she could kiss you in my next fanfic, but I have writer's block on all of my WA3 stories, so you'll be here for only a few minutes. Now, Kiss, you moron!" Jet blinked. "So," he began slowly. "If I kiss Ginny, we go back to killing Beatrice?" Rainy nodded. Jet blinked. Then, he grabbed Virginia and they shared a passionate kiss. Then they disappeared. Rainy sighed again. "It's hard being a woman of my word. Now, I need a few more people!" Rainy needed a few more people! She snapped her fingers. Leon, Yuffie, Aerith, Donald, and Goofy appeared. "Leon, Yuffie, Aerith, Donald, and Goofy appeared!" Rainy cried. Yeah, I'm making myself repeat stuff and things and crap and sentences and…yeah… "Let us play…EXTREME TELEPHONE!"
Everyone sat in a circle and picked Rainy to be the one to start them off. She leaned to the right, and whispered in Skyra's ear, "Donald is a duck."
Skyra leaned over to Janzu and whispered. "Donald needs a fuck." (sorry to the offended)
Janzu leaned over to Leon and whispered. "Ronald need a truck."
Leon leaned over to Yuffie and said. "Rhonda needs a puck."
Yuffie smiled, thumb-upped Leon to show she understood, leaned over to Aerith and whispered. "Big huge coconut."
Aerith was puzzled, but leaned over to Goofy and whispered. "I'm a coconut?"
Goofy leaned over to Sora and whispered. "Irma Coma Nut."
Sora leaned over to Riku…and fell asleep. Riku shook him roughly, and Sora mumbled, "Ansem you bitch…Riku's mine…"
After the psycho-theme had died down in Riku's head, he leaned over to Cloud and whispered. "Ansem you bitch…Riku's mine…" and Riku's eye twitched.
Cloud leaned over to Donald and whispered, "Donald you bitch…Rikku's mine…" When I typed 'Rikku' I'm talking about the girl Rikku.
Donald blinked many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many,
-gasp-
many, many, many times.
He finally said what he had heard.
"Donald you bitch, Rikku's mine." Rainy burst out laughing.
"I said:-hee -Donald is a Duck –heeheehee-!" She said between giggles.
"Then…how did…?" Aerith began.
"Uh…" Riku spoke up. "Sora fell asleep and said, 'Ansem you bitch…Riku's mine…'" The psycho-theme pounded in Riku's ears. His eye began to twitch again.
Everyone began to laugh…well…Donald was quaffing. Get it? Quack? Laughing? Huh? Huh? Anyone getting it? Anyone laughing? Anyone Quaffing? Uh…never mind…
And…I guess that's the End…of that game!
- Telephone, Round 2! -
They started with Sora this time, since he was able to mumble in his sleep!
Riku shook him, and Sora mumbled, "Riku's so sexy…" Psycho-theme, Eye twitching, and screaming to the ceiling, 'WHY GOD! WHYYYYYY!' Followed suit…With Riku being the one to do it…
Crying, Riku leaned over to Cloud and managed to whisper, "Riku's so sexy…" And he began to do a full-out bawl.
Cloud, smirking, leaned over to Donald and whispered, "Riku's so sexy…"
Donald leaned over to Rainy and whispered, "Riku's so sexy…"
Rainy rubbed her ear uncomfortably and whispered to Skyra, "There's duck spit in my ear!"
Skyra leaned over to Janzu and whispered, "There's fuck lint in my ear."
Janzu blinked, and whispered to Leon, "Is fuck lip in Sky's ear?"
Leon also blinked, and whispered to Yuffie, "Fuck lip is Skyra's ear."
Yuffie once again thumb-upped Leon and whispered in Aerith's ear, "Repent, for thou time of death is near!" Whoa, Yuffie's really bad at this…
Aerith whispered in Goofy's ear, "Repent, four time of bread is fear." Aerith is also bad at this…
Goofy said out loud, "Repent, Four ayes means bread is Fear?"
Riku's eye twitched. "No…Sora said, 'Riku's so sexy…'" Riku started to cry again.
Telephone, Round 3!
They once again started off with Sora. All of them (except Riku) agreed that it was fun to watch Riku suffer.
Riku reluctantly shook Sora. Sora wrapped his arms around Riku's waist and pulled Riku closer. "Oh, Riku…you're so warm…come here you sexy thang…" a single tear went down Riku's cheek, and he sniffled. He had big huge watery eyes and he was pouting.
Riku whispered in Cloud's ear, "Oh, Riku… :Sob: You're so warm…:sob: Come here you sexy thang…"
This was too much for Cloud. He burst out laughing. He managed to settle down for a moment to tell Donald, "Oh Riku…you're so warm…come here you sexy thang…" and he began to laugh hysterically.
Donald's eye twitched for no reasong whatsoever just cuz he a crazy ducky boy, and he whispered to Rainy, "Oh Riku, you're so warm, come here you sexy thing."
Rainy whispered to Skyra, "Riku, you r warned. Cunnere you roxy thang."
Skyra whispered to Janzu, "Neko, you are warn. Cunny you foxy thang."
Janzu whispered to Leon, "Miko, you are worn. Gunny you foxy pain."
Leon for some reason had the fleeting image of a priestess with a gun, wearing a necklace with the word "Foxy" on them, and her clothes were tattered and torn…then he thought of the strip club he went to last night… "Uh…he leaned to Yuffie and whispered, "Kikyou's pretty hot…don't ya think?" his brain was still on porno and priestesses.
Yuffie thumb-upped Leon, showing that she understood, when she was actually going to mess up terribly. She whispered to Aerith, "Boom, shakalaka, turrah!"
Aerith whispered to Goofy, "Boom shack-a-wacka turning."
Goofy said out loud, "Boom wack-a-mole thing."
Riku's eye twitched…it's a twitchy little thang…ain't it? "Nope…Sora said… 'Oh, Riku…you're so warm…come here you sexy thang…'" Riku began to cry again…I think I know why New Orleans is flooded now…Riku sat his bottom on a cliff, and began to cry…just about the fact that Sora had Sexy visions of himself and Riku…mostly visions of Riku…yeah…
(I don't really think that's why New Orleans is flooded…it's very tragic…we're constantly talking about it in Science Class…some of the homeless have actually come to Kansas! Salina, Kansas! That's like 30 miles away from where I live! My family prays for them as many nights as we can, so, yeah…we're sad…)
Telephone, Round 4
(last round)
Riku shook Sora, and Sora mumbled… "I love cookies…" Riku smiled joyfully, and began to hear the Alleluia chorus, when… "…And Riku…definitely Riku…Kairi can fuck off…" Sorry to the offended! Normally I like the usual SoraXKairi stories, but these SoraXRiku stories look awesome! It makes my heart go bah-bump, bah-bump over and over again really fast! So…I don't care if you like SXK you can just stop reading this, or you can keep reading this and have a million laughs! So, HA! I also like the RikuXCloud pairing in the fanfic "Demons and Keyblades" by Squirrelgirl!
Anyhoo, back to the story.
Yes, Riku went absolutely hysterical, yelling at the sleeping brunette, screaming that Cloud was much hotter then Sora, and would pick Cloud any day…Sora, Riku, and Cloud…just a hot little trio, aren't they? Anyhoo, Riku whispered to a very freaked out Cloud (a guy just called him hot), "I love cookies…and Riku…definitely Riku…Kairi can fuck off…"
Cloud scooted away from Riku, and whispered to Donald, "Save me!" not even playing the game right now.
Donald, being the stupid duck he is, thought it was a game, and whispered to Rainy, "Save me."
Rainy whispered to Skyra, "Shave me."
Skyra whispered to Janzu, "Cave knee."
Janzu whispered to Leon, "Cave knee." He's got good hearing!
Leon whispered to Yuffie, "Cave knee." He's also good!
Yuffie thumb-upped Leon again, to show she was going to completely screw up. she leaned over to Aerith and whispered, "If it wasn't for the invention of electricity, we would all be watching TV by candlelight."
Aerith was thoroughly confused. If there was no electricity, how would the TV function? And, electricity was never invented. It was always there! Anyhoo, she leaned over to Goofy and whispered, "If it wasn't for the invention of Electricity, we would all be watching TV by candlelight."
Goofy was also confused, and asked his self the same questions. But he said out loud what he had heard. "If it wasn't for the invention of electricity, we would all be watching TV by candlelight."
Riku shook his head. "Sora said, 'I love cookies…and Riku…definitely Riku…Kairi can fuck off'." Sorry to the offended.
Anyhoo, the story is over, I'm hungry, I'm tired, I'm thirsty, Myth Busters is on, my tummy hurts…people, the list could go on and on!
THE END!
Tune in next time to learn how I Met Skyra and Janzu!
The saying: "If it wasn't for the invention of electricity, we would all be watching TV by candlelight." Was given to me by my sister, who probably got it from Comedy Central. Yup.
A random scene I got from Comedy Central:
Some fat guy named Bob: (sobbing) I cry :Sob: when I eat ice cream::sob:
Sora: What are you talking about, man!
Riku: Ice cream is happy food!
Cloud: See this? (pats tummy) Do you know what this is? (pats tummy again) CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOOOOOOOOUUUUUGGHH!
Leon: Yup, all that is Chocolate Chip cookie dough.
Cloud: CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUGGGHHH!
-End scene-
Next Chappie: How I met Skyra and Janzu!